A/N: Sorry guys, they don't get caught…….yet. Oh by the way, you will see the words Moobs in this chapter so in case you don't know, it's a shorted version of man boobs. I also hope this chapter doesn't confuse anyone.
Last time: "Good night Hermione" Draco said with a kiss on her head
"Night Draco," she replied with a yawn as she drifted off to sleep
Now:
Second week in July……
Hermione woke from her sleep as the sun shined brightly into her room. A week had passed since she and Draco placed the alarms in his parent's room. She laughed at how Lucius was still livid the next morning, not getting enough beauty sleep.
She slipped from her bed cautiously, looking around to see if Narcissa and Lucius had taken their revenge from that night of sleeplessness. The fact that they had not done anything made her more nervous, waiting for the snakes to strike.
She walked into her bathroom, swiping her finger across the seat of the toilet, lifting the seat looking for anything out of sorts. She hated checking everything to make sure she was safe but she knew they would get her and Draco back, one way or another.
Draco had been having the same concerns Hermione was. He checked everything, including using his broom to poke around in his closet before reaching his hand in for clothes. He knew his parents better then anyone and whatever they were planning wasn't good.
He noticed a lot of whispering between them during that week. His mother's eyes would light up and Lucius would chuckle when they were planning, making both Hermione and himself crazy.
Hermione dressed and left her room but not before looking around the corner of her door. She walked to Draco's room and gave a soft knock.
"Who there?" Draco asked in a worried voice
"It's just me, let me in." Hermione replied
Hermione heard Draco mutter a spell and the door swung open. Draco was standing on the bed, broom in hand like a sword when she walked in.
"Good grief Draco, even if it was your parents, what are you going to do? Poke them into submission."
"I'm telling you, they are up to something and it's not good." Draco replied as he lowered his weapon.
"Well, I'm positive they are up to something as well, but at this moment, I'm hungry and want to go down and eat."
Draco nodded and stepped off of his bed, then walked to his closet where he thrashed the broom around until he was sure it was safe. Pulling on a pair of jeans and a white tee shirt, they left for the dining room figuring they were safer in numbers.
When they walked through the double doors, they instantly tensed when they noticed the room empty. A note was sitting on the table address to them.
Draco and Hermione,
We've gone to do a bit of shopping for some new tee shirts. We will be back around noon.
Lucius and Narcissa
Draco instantly relaxed knowing they weren't in the house anywhere, but Hermione stayed on guard.
Their breakfast appeared in front of them and both dug in quickly so they could go for a swim in the lake. The lake had almost became a favorite past time for them, allowing them to talk without worrying about being pranked or spied on, they could actually let their guards down when they were out there.
Unfortunately for them, they wouldn't make it to the lake today because as they finished their juice, they felt a strong curtain of magic fall upon them.
"They did something to our food!" Draco yelled before passing out. Hermione stared at Draco for a second before jumping up to check on him, but as she stood, she too passed out.
An hour later, Draco woke up feeling different…very different.
"Hermione" He croaked out before freezing in horror.
"Draco" Hermione called from the other side of the table before she froze as well.
"Oh god, Oh god , Oh god" Hermione yelped as she stood up, and realized she was in Draco's body. "Draco are you okay?" she asked as she towered over him.
"I've got boobs!!!!!, I'm not supposed to have boobs…… maybe moobs when I'm old but not now." He shrieked in Hermiones voice.
"Calm down Draco, at least we've seen each other naked before, we can handle this." Hermione tried to reason.
"You can handle this, but I'm missing some parts of myself that I'm rather fond of and frankly….I feel so wrong right now that its not even funny."
"So you have to pee sitting down, big de----." Hermione froze mid sentence,
"What , whats wrong?" Draco asked in a panic.
"I….ummmm… well you see." She paused trying to figure out the best way to put this, "Okay, you know the basics of women right?"
"Yeah." He replied looking at her confused
"Well, I happen to be in the middle of a cycle right now." She said as a blush appeared.
"No, No, No, your kidding right……please tell me your kidding."
"Sorry Draco, but until this wears off you are going to have to deal with it." She replied
"Isn't there anything you can do to stop it?"
"Don't you think I would if I could?" she asked, "I'll be right back." She shouted as she ran from the dining room and back to her bathroom.
When she walked back down, she gasped as she walked in and realized she was staring at what should be her.
"Draco, take these pills or you'll regret it in a few hours." She said as she shoved three pills into his hands.
"What are these?" he asked , looking down at the little round pill and the two off white oval pills.
"The little round one is muggle birth control, My cycles are usually heavy and painful but that pill helps things greatly and the two oval ones are a medicine called Midol. They control the pain."
"You expect me to take a muggle medicine…….for girls?"
"Draco, right now you are a girl." She replied while rolling her eyes
"I wont take them." He said as he put them down on the table.
"Fine, don't, but you will take the round one or else you'll mess my body up… I take that one every day."
Draco growled and shoved the little round one in his mouth and chewed, "That is the most vile thing I have ever tasted." He gagged
"They are meant to be swallowed whole, not chewed." She laughed
"I didn't know." He said in a bad mood, "I'm not a girl,……I'm not supposed to know." He slouched and crossed his arms over his chest before quickly placing his arms down by his side. "I forgot I've got boobs now."
"Most guys would be thrilled to have a pair they could harass for a day."
"Don't forget Hermione, I'm not the only one affected. You have to pee standing up, which means you actually need to use some accuracy when using the toilet."
"I've seen guys pee before, I know how it works."
"Who have you seen pee before?" he asked slightly angry
"Oh calm down, I've stayed at the burrow before, I've seen both Harry and Ron pee."
"I don't even want to know." He huffed, "I mean, first you tell me Potter isn't small down stairs and now you tell me you've seen them both pee."
"How do you think I knew he wasn't small down there, I've accidentally walk in on both of them at one time or another." She smiled and laughed, "Come to think of it, Ron isn't small either."
"I've heard enough, my ears are now bleeding, thanks though." He said sarcastically
She stared at him for a minute, "Come on, I need to show you what to do when you use the restroom."
"I don't want to know,….I'm going to be the only guy at hogwarts that will know what it feels like to get a period."
"Quit whining and lets go."
Draco followed Hermione up the stairs and into her bathroom where she sat Draco down on the toilet.
"I'm only going to explain this one time so pay attention." She dug around under the sink and pulled out a box.
"These are tampons, you unwrap them like this," she opened on to demonstrate, "And you put it…..on second thought, I'm not comfortable with you doing that to my body, here, these are pads, just put one down in the crotch of the underwear and pull them up."
"You expect me to put on a diaper?"
"It's not a diaper, and they work." She huffed
"Hermione…….this is sooooooooooo wrong, you realize this right?"
"Of course I do and your parents will pay dearly for this, but in the mean time, I need to pee." Hermione started towards the door to walk to Draco's bathroom, "By the way – you may want to check and make sure your not bleeding through."
Draco cringed but knew he had no choice.
Hermione made it to Draco's bathroom and lifted the seat like she had seen Harry and Ron do. Standing back from the toilet, she unzipped her pants and pulled little Draco out.
"Okay, I stand back, spread my feet a bit and pee" she said to herself as she lined herself up to the toilet and let the pee flow. She peed on the back of the toilet, not initially realizing she was supposed to hold the thing for aim.
"Oh crap, I forgot I needed to hold it." She sighed as she grabbed hold and pointed it into the toilet
In the other bathroom, Draco finally worked up the courage to pull his pants down.
"Sweet Merlin, she must be dying to bleed that much." He thought with a shudder. He dug through her little bag on the counter and found a pair of tweezers.
"This should work" he grinned as he pulled the old pad off , gripping the edge with the tweezers. He sat back for a second and relaxed, feeling the urge to pee while he was at it.
"Hey this isn't bad, just sit here and let things do what they will."
He sat for a minute, just relaxing until he realized he had boobs, Hermiones boobs. Making sure the door was locked, he lifted up his shirt to have a look.
"That must hurt the back after a while, carrying these things around all the time." He said as he examined them. Just as he was pulling the shirt back down, he heard a yelp from the next bathroom then a stream of curses. He quickly put the maxi diaper on and shimmied the pants back up, running for the next bathroom.
"What are you doing to my body Hermione?" he asked as he burst through the door.
Hermione just looked at him with crossed eyes, "How do you live with these things," she said with a moan.
"What did you do?" Draco asked a little more panicked
"It got caught in the zipper a bit, don't worry, I got it out but it still hurts like hell."
"Lemme see…… You better not damage me."
Hermione stood and pulled little Draco out again, so Draco could check on his man hood.
"It's bleeding!!!!!" he yelled
Hermione looked down at the tiny drop of blood, "Oh stuff it, it's only a scratch."
"Is everything okay in there?" Lucius called with a chuckle
Hermione carefully zipped herself up and followed Draco to the door.
"How long is this going to last father?" Draco asked
Narcissa let out a howl of laughter as the body of Hermione called Lucius father.
"This my dear son in a woman body……will last two days."
"Two days," Hermione yelled from behind Draco
"Yes Ms. Granger….. two days." Lucius chuckled. He then looked down to the small witch standing before him, who was tapping her foot with haste.
"Yes Draco……anything you would like to say to me?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact there is…….You two are so going to get it when I get my body back, for Merlins sake I have boobs and she's accidentally zipping up my man parts."
"Draco, darling, This will give you both a chance to see how the other sex exist." Narcissa said with a smile.
"Yeah well, there are some things guys aren't supposed to know."
Hermione was fuming, not only was she not in control of her body the main time of the month she needed to be, but they made the spell last for two days. She stepped forward with Draco's wand in hand.
"Mr. Granger, what are you doing?" Lucius asked as he stepped back a bit
"Paybacks come early this time." She waved her wand and muttered a spell, causing Lucius and Narcissa to instantly switch bodies.
"It will only last a day because it's not a potion, but you should get a taste of your own medicine."
"Where did you learn that spell?" Draco asked
"They didn't call me book worm for nothing." She replied
Lucius looked down at the body he was residing in and smiled, " I have boobs………Nice." He grinned.
"See, I told you most guys would be happy."