Last time:
Lucius looked down at the body he was residing in and smiled, " I have boobs………Nice." He grinned.
"See, I told you most guys would be happy."
Now: Later that night
"Will you stop that!!!" Narcissa yelled
"Oh, for the love of Merlin – you cant feel it." Lucius replied
"It doesn't matter, they...are...not...toys."
"Well, until we switch back, I am going to enjoy them." He said while groping his new found boobs again, "If I had a set of these, I don't think I would leave the house much." he laughed
Narcissa rolled her eyes, "Well, since you cant keep your/my hands off of me, I'm going to sleep." she said as she rolled over swiftly, accidentally squishing the new parts between her legs.
"Oh shit" she said as she rolled off the bed and into the fetal position.
"What did you do?" Lucius asked
"Squished them" she panted out
"You squished my boys!!!"
"Yes, now how in the hell do you men live with these things." she replied as she slowly raised herself back to the bed.
"We are born with them, we get used to it."
Narcissa frowned and lay back down, pulling things out of the way before she crushed them again, "I'm going to bed before I do anymore damage."
"Alright, sleep well. I'm going down to the kitchens for something to drink." Lucius replied
"Don't fondle my body in public." she warned before shutting her eyes.
Lucius walked down to the kitchen and found Draco sitting at the table, still in Hermione's body.
"Why are you up Draco?"
"Pain...cant sleep" he grunted
"Pain? Why on earth are you in pain?"
"Because, my favorite father-- you happen to switch me and Hermione at the worst possible time and I'm cramping like hell."
Lucius was temporarily confused at Draco's words until it dawned on him, "She is on her...umm...woman time?"
"Yes, and I'm dying." Draco replied
"My poor son...I didn't know." Lucius said, honestly feeling sorry for making his son deal with such a thing.
"Yeah, well next time...remember to hold off on revenge this particular time of the month." Draco said as he stood from the table, "I'm going to Hermione's room for her muggle medicine. Good night father."
"Good night Draco"
Draco made his way upstairs and into Hermione's room, where unlike him...she was sleeping comfortably in his body.
"Hermione, I give up...I need that medicine." He said as he shook her awake.
"I thought you would." she said with a yawn, picking up the pills from the night table. "Take these and come to bed with me, I know something that will help."
Draco did as requested and crawled into bed with Hermione after he swallowed the pills. She reached over and but her big hand on Draco' lower stomach, applying gentle pressure.
"Hey thats working!" he said excitedly
"It's my body, I know what it needs." she replied, yawning again, "Now go to sleep."
The next morning, Hermione woke up hoping she was back in her own body, but was instantly disappointed when she realized she wasn't. She crawled out of bed and walked to the bathroom, sitting down on the toilet.
"Shit...I forgot" she said as she stood up. "Oh no, what do I do now?" she said as she realized she had morning wood. She walked back into the bedroom and over where Draco was sleeping.
"Wake up, I need to ask a question."
Draco opened one eye and smiled, "Wont bend will it?"
"No it wont, a I really need to go...What am I supposed to do?"
"Wait it out." he replied with a laugh
"I cant, I'm going to burst."
Draco continued to smile as she started to do the pee pee dance.
"Oh for god sakes, I figure it out myself." she said as she stormed off back to the bathroom. It only took her a second to figure out a solution. "I'll pee in the tub" she said with a smile.
When she finished, she washer her hands and laid out the birth control pill and the two midols on the counter from him. She dug around under the cabinet and pulled out a new pad, placing it next to the sink.
She walked back into the bedroom and went for the dresser, intending on getting him a change of clothes. She pulled out a bra and underwear, then started to open the next drawer.
"What the hell are you doing going through her drawers?" A voice sounded from behind her. She spun around and found Harry and Ron glaring at her.
"It's not what you think?"
"Really Malfoy, then what are we to think whens she is sound asleep in her bed and you are going through her clothes." Harry asked
"Harry, Draco and I have switched bodies. Lucius and Narcissa did this in retaliation."
"Prove it" Ron said
She walked over to the bed and shook Draco again, "Wake up, Harry thinks I'm raiding your underwear."
"Potters here? Oh please don't tell me they are both here." Draco frowned
"Harry, I think they are telling the truth." Ron laughed
Draco stood up from the bed, glared at Harry and Ron, then walked into the bathroom.
"You peed in the tub?" Draco shouted
"What else was I supposed to do, I've never had morning wood before." she huffed
Harry was the first to collapse in laughter, followed shortly by Ron.
"Oh god this is funny." Harry wheezed
"It is not... the male body is awkward and I cant wait to be back in mine." she huffed again
"Harry, I just thought of something." Ron Laughed, " You know what time of the month it is don't you?"
Harry thought for a minute before breaking out in hysterical laughter again, "Oh, no, no, no. this is tooo goooooooooooooooooood."
"Watch it Potter." Draco said as he emerged from the bathroom, walking slightly funny.
"Why are you walking like that?" Hermione asked
"Because I'm using those other thingies instead of that damn pad." He replied, temporarily forgetting there were others in the room.
"YOU USED A TAMPON!!!!!!" She shouted, "I told you not to, you don't know how."
"I can read Hermione, the instructions were on the box." He replied as he snatched the clothes out of her hands and walked back into the bathroom.
"You two are not to speak of this, do you here me?" Hermione warned
"You cant be serious... we've been waiting for years for something like this." Ron pouted
"Yes, I'm serious – not a word... and why are you here so early?"
"We just wanted to see how you were, it's not the same with you not being at the burrow." Harry answered.
"And mum wanted me to find out when you were coming for a visit." Ron added
"I talked to Lucius and Narcissa last week, I will be coming to the burrow for a day next week...Wednesday I think."
"You'll be you again right?" Harry asked, "I mean, we know its you but in Malfoys body...its just wrong."
"Yes things will be back to normal by then."
"Good, well see ya Wednesday" Ron said before he apparated back to the burrow.
"I would hug you goodbye, but it's just to weird right now." Harry laughed
"It's alright, I understand." she smiled as Harry waved and disappeared with a pop.
Minutes passed and Draco still didn't come out of the bathroom.
"They are gone...you can come out now." she laughed
"It's not that... I'm having a problem." he replied
Fear struck her instantly, "Dear god he somehow managed to get the tampon in sideways." she thought to herself before running into the bathroom.
"Whats wrong?" she asked sharply before laughing.
"I cant get this thing on right." he answered as he spun in circles trying to see the clasp on the bra to hook it together.
"Come here before you make my body dizzy."
"Just think Draco... when this is over you'll know how to take them off and put them on."
"I could live without knowing." He replied
She hooked the bra right, making sure everything was properly holstered before finding some clothes for him to wear.
"Come on Draco...I'm hungry"
Draco gave himself one last adjust and held his arm out for her to take. They walked in silence to the dining room, still feeling awkward in the different bodies.
When they walked into the dining room, Lucius was looking down his shirt...smirking.
"Father...stop that." Draco shouted
"I wasn't doing anything." he said innocently
Draco rolled his eyes and groaned, "I cant wait till everything is back to normal...at this rate I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life."
Hermione and Lucius let out a laugh before settling down to enjoy their meals.