Last time:
I couldn't agree more. I actually hope they work out, I wouldn't mind having her for a daughter in law."
Lucius laughed at his wifes thought process, but he had to agree, he wouldn't mind having her in the Malfoy family either.
Now:
Draco and Hermione woke up to a note floating above their heads. Draco was the first to grab it and paled at what he was reading.
Draco and Hermione,
Narcissa would like to speak with Hermione alone and I would like to speak with Draco in the study. Narcissa is waiting in the library for Hermione.
Lucius
Draco passed the note to Hermione without saying a word. He watched as her eyes went wide.
"Oh...my...god, they saw us." she whispered
"Looks like it," he replied, "Might as well get this over with."
"Cant we run, you know, go shopping or something until around three in the morning?" she asked
"Wont work, they would wait up for us are have the house elves wake them when we got back."
Hermione hung her head and slowly climbed from the bed, knowing she was getting ready to have the worlds most embarrassing conversation with her boyfriends mother. Draco followed her motions, knowing that he would dress and walk to his doom.
Both already knew what they were doing, after all, Hermione and her mother had already had this talk, and now she would be forced to go through it again. Draco on the other hand, knew what he was doing, but he wasn't about to explain that to his father.
Once they were both dressed, Draco gave Hermione a quick kiss and walked towards the study, leaving Hermione to make her way to the library.
Hermione finally opened the door after standing outside of it for almost five minutes, dreading what was on the other side.
"Good morning Narcissa" she greeted as she walked over to the blond woman waiting on the couch.
"Morning dear, I trust you found the note?"
"Er... yes, we found it." she replied as she sat down.
"Good, good, so I take it you know why I wanted to see you?"
"I think so" she replied as she started to blush.
"come now dear, there no need to blush, what you and Draco are doing is perfectly normal, do you think Lucius and I were innocent?"
"I – I guess not." she answered.
"Hermione, sweet heart, I just want to make sure you and Draco know how things work and make sure you are taking precautions against making me a grandmother much to early."
If Hermione wasn't already red, she was glowing at this point.
In the study...
"You wanted to see me father?" Draco asked, hoping his father would forget.
"Yes Draco, come in
Draco made his way to the chair opposite of his father and sat down with a sigh.
"So..." Lucius started, " I see things are going well between you and Hermione."
"Yes father" he answered, wanting the world to swallow him whole.
"Good, because that is exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. I presume you and Hermione are taking measures to protect against pregnancy."
"Yes sir"
"Very well. I just wanted to make sure you knew what you were doing, so don't think I'm angry with you, after all, your mother and I weren't exactly innocent."
lalalalalalalalala lalalalalallalalalalalalal" Draco thought to himself, trying to NOT think of his parents doing it.
"I didn't think you were father, but I can assure you that Hermione and I are taking the proper precautions."
"What are you using? Charms, rubbers, a potion maybe?"
"Hermione is on muggle birth control pills, she takes one everyday."
"Make this conversation go away, make this conversation go away." he though again
In the Library...
"How do muggle birth control pills work?" Narcissa asked.
"I take the pill at the same time everyday and it stops my body from ovulating."
"I see, and it works?"
"Yes it does as long as I don't miss any doses." Hermione answered.
"Interesting...Lucius and I always used a charm or potion." she offered.
"No no no no no no, to much info, to much info, WAY to much info." Hermione thought to herself.
"Well, I guess all that matters is that they work." Hermione said, trying to steer the conversation in another direction.
"Very true, so how long have you and Draco been at it?"
"Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now." she chanted in her head.
"A month or so" she answered quickly
"And he treats you right correct?"
" Death, I need death" she thought, but answered, "yes, umm, very well."
"Good to hear, at least I know he wasn't to corrupted by our past."
In the study...
"Are muggle medicines reliable? Because if not I can always have Severus brew you some potion."
"Don't involve anyone, don't involve anyone" he thought
"I'm sure the pills work fine." Draco answered.
"None the less, I'm going to floo Severus, I want to see what he knows about them."
Draco wanted to sink into the ground and never be found, not only do his parents know, but his potions professor and uncle will know. Draco waited patiently, knowing his father would involve Severus no matter what.
Five minutes later, Severus walked into the study with Lucius with a huge smirk on his face.
"Ms. Granger, huh?" Severus laughed as he sat down next to Draco.
"So Severus, as I was saying, I don't know anything about these muggle pills she is taking and I wanted to know if you had any thoughts on it."
"I believe them to be quite effective, however, I will gladly brew a potion for each of them, one aimed towards the female body and the other for the male."
"I would appreciate that Severus, I'm to young to end up a grandfather." he said with a shudder.
"Not a problem, not a problem. However, I need to speak with Ms. Granger and get one of her pills to analyze before I make her the potion."
"Hermione's going to die of embarrassment" Draco thought to himself.
"Very well, she's in the library with Narcissa."
Severus gave a curt nod and stood, laughing so hard on the inside he though he was going to bust.
"I'll go speak with her." and with that he left.
"I feel better that he will be brewing you a potion." Lucius announced.
"Umm, yeah,, great" he replied
"So son, how long as this been going on?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" his mind screamed.
"About a month, give or take a few days."
"and she hasn't left, at least you know your doing something right." Lucius said with a smirk.
"Oh sweet Merlin, I'm going to be sick."
In the library...
"Hello Severus, what are you doing here?" Narcissa asked
"Lucius floo'd me, He would like me to create a birth control potion for Ms. Granger."
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Snape cant know, oh god I'm dizzy."
"What a good idea." Narcissa said with a cheery smile.
"It's not a problem, I just need one of Ms. Granger's birth control pills so I can analyze it before I create the potion."
"Oh, that shouldn't be a problem, I'm sure she will run along and fetch one for you, wont you dear?" Narcissa turned to find Hermione on the floor.
"Oh dear, I think she's died of embarrassment."
Severus couldn't take it and fell to the ground in fit of laughter.
"Really Severus, this isn't funny." Narcissa yelled
"You have no idea" he hissed out, holding his sides that were now burning from the force of his laugh.
"Pull yourself together, I need to to take her to her bed."
Severus eventually pulled himself from the floor and scooped up the great fainting Granger.
"She stay in the room next to Draco's...well, most of the time." Narcissa added, causing Severus to break out in a new fit of laughter.
In the study...
"Lucius, I need Draco to get me one of her pills." Severus said as he walked in the door, still holding Hermione and laughing.
"What the hell happened?" Draco asked as he shot up from the chair.
"She fainted when I mentioned I needed a pill." he answered with a chuckle.
Draco walked across the room, taking Hermione from Severus's arms.
"Fine, follow me" he said as he carried her to her room.
Severus, Lucius and Narcissa followed Draco into Hermione's room and watched in silence as Draco put her in the bed gently, taking the time to remove her shoes and cover her up, which didn't go unnoticed by any of the adults. He walked into the bathroom, followed by Severus.
Where does she keep them?" he asked.
"He new packs are usually behind the tampons, I don't want to give you one from her current pack, but their all the same."
Severus smirked again at the casualness Draco used when he spoke about female products.
"Yep, school is going to be fun next year." Severus thought to himself as he watched Draco pull the boxes from under the sink, finally finding the unopened pack of pills.