A/N: Went to a concert last night featuring Hurt, Seether, Three days grace and breaking Benjamin, I will be posting pics on my myspace tomorrow for any that are interested. They aren't great, but from where I was sitting and the bushy haired loch ness monster that was sitting in front of me, they are the best I could do... also wow, 50 reviews for the last chapter,,, makes me proud.

Last time:

Severus smirked again at the casualness Draco used when he spoke about female products.

"Yep, school is going to be fun next year." Severus thought to himself as he watched Draco pull the boxes from under the sink, finally finding the unopened pack of pills.

Now:

Severus went back to Hogwarts with the smirk still plastered on his face. The idea of Draco and Hermione was almost too much to handle considering how they treated each other the last six years of school. He decided to inform Albus of the newest status, considering the pair were to become head boy and girl in the upcoming year and would be sharing dorms. Severus continued to chuckle to himself as he made his way to the headmasters office, the picture of Granger fainting and Draco looking like casper was going to stick with him the rest of his life. He gave a firm knock on the office door.

"Enter" came the voice of Dumbledore

"Good afternoon Albus" Severus said with an uncharacteristic voice of happiness.

The headmaster looked at him and quirked an eyebrow, " Something interesting happen at the Malfoy's?"

"Very, Sir, I actually wanted to inform you that I will be brewing a potion for not only young Malfoy, but Ms. Granger as well."

"oh"

"Yes, it appears that your new head boy and head girl are... well lets just say, more then getting along and Lucius would like me to brew them a birth control potion."

Albus couldn't help but laugh, "Are you sure?"

"Positive, Ms. Granger actually fainted and Draco looked like Voldemort told him he wanted a kiss."

"Well, then , my plan actually worked, better then I had hoped, but it worked none the less." The headmaster replied with a smile.

"Plan?"

"Yes Severus, I knew who the heads were going to be and I planned specifically to have Hermione stay with the Malfoys, However, I only hoped they would grow to tolerate each other, not...well you know, but I guess it was bound to happen at some time."

"Why do you say that?" Severus asked

"Well, it appears there is a prophecy involving Hermione and Draco. You see, one night I was sitting in my office, thinking about how the two were behaving when the sorting hat started to talk to me. He told me that when he sorted them, he knew they were the two to end house rivalry, however, when I noticed how they acted towards each other, I figured the hat had somehow gotten into some fire whiskey and I pushed the conversation in the back of my mind. However, last year during Christmas holidays, I was informed of a prophecy that involved two enemies coming together and ending the house rivalry that has occurred for many years, as you know, and the conversation with the sorting hat came back to me full force."

"So your saying that the fact that are...closer, isn't going to cause a problem with them being the heads?"

"No at all my boy, I just wish for you to make sure they have the potions at all times."

Severus gave a laugh, "As you wish Sir, I will be taking my leave now, I must analyze this pill so I can make sure the potion I make wont interfere with the muggle medicines she takes."

"Very well, Thank you for informing me of the newest developments."

Severus gave a curt nod and left the headmaster, who was grinning like a child that had been told he was going to the fair.

Back at the manor...

"I do believe it is time to wake her up." Lucius said with a smirk, "She's been out for almost an hour."

"Well it didn't help that you two embarrassed the hell out of her, you know she is nothing like Pansy." Draco replied.

"We know that son, trust me, but your mother and I have become quite fond of Hermione, but it was something that we felt we had the responsibility to discuss."

"But involving Severus? He's going to have a field day with us now, especially at school."

"Perhaps, but in light of things, Your mother and I have decided to call off our latest prank involving Severus, we think it would be too much."

"And what prank was that?"

"Well, we were planning on having our paper from the Prophet announce a marriage law, and letters arrive with your betrothals, you were to marry Pansy and she was to marry Severus, but considering the circumstances, we have canceled that one."

"Thats just wrong." Draco frowned

"Your mother agrees with you on that one." Lucius laughed, "I'll leave you to wake her."

Lucius left the room and went to find Narcissa, yes the marriage prank was off, but that didn't mean he didn't have other plans.

Draco crawled into the bed with Hermione, gently rubbing her back trying to stimulate her back to the land of the living. It took a few minutes but it worked. She rolled over to face him, "Please tell me Snape doesn't really know."

"Sorry Hermione, I'm afraid he does know."

Hermione groaned and pulled the pillow over her face, "He's going to embarrass me, I just know it."

"Perhaps, but I think we have more important things to worry about right now."

"Like what?" she asked

"Well for starters, Severus was willing to go along with my parents pranks, leaving us two against three, and Severus is a bit more cunning then you give him credit for. I do however, think we need a third or fourth in our group, someone with a little more experience."

"Like?"

"The Weasley twins. I'm sure they could help us out and probably have fun while their doing it."

Hermione smirked a very slytherin smirk, one that made Draco proud, "Then I guess we need to make a little trip to visit a few...friends."

Draco gave a mischievous smirk, "Get dressed and we'll go, I happen to know my parents are planning as we speak and their plans are getting a little deeper then the normal pranks."

"How so?"

"My father informed me that they were calling off a prank that involved a marriage law, one when you would receive a letter to marry Severus and I was to receive a letter to marry Pansy."

"Thats just wrong." she frowned

"Exactly what I said, now hurry and get ready, we need to find our partners."

Hermione dressed quickly and the pair made a trip to the burrow. Hermione knocked on the door and was greeted with Fred.

"Hermione what are you doing here?" he asked as he pulled her into a hug.

"Well, Draco and I were curious if you and George would like to be involved with a long standing prank war."

"Who's involved?" George asked, walking behind Fred

"It was Hermione and myself against my parents, but now they've involved Severus." Draco replied

"As in Severus Snape?" Fred asked

"The very same" Hermione replied with a grin

"Were in" Fred and George said in unison

"Lets get to planning shall we?" George asked

Hermione and Draco grinned at each other and followed the twins inside, Lucius, Narcissa and Snape wouldn't know what hit them.