Last time:

"Were in" Fred and George said in unison

"Lets get to planning shall we?" George asked

Hermione and Draco grinned at each other and followed the twins inside, Lucius, Narcissa and Snape wouldn't know what hit them.

Now:

The four spent the rest of the day planning the newest pranks. It was decided to hold off on Snape until they were back at school but Narcissa and Lucius were in for it. The twins had fired off ideas in which Hermione and Draco added their opinions, compiling a list that was sure to make any parent have a fit.

"So are we starting tonight?" Draco asked

"Yes sir, we will be there at 9 to get things rolling." George answered

"This is going to be fun." Hermione laughed, thinking of Lucius expression at her part of the plan.

The four separated, all having things to do before tonight.

At 9 pm, George and Fred floo'd to Malfoy Manor with a burlap sac full of goodies. Hermione and Draco rushed the twins into Draco's room, hoping no one had seen them as the twins reputation was almost legendary.

"So, did you two complete your shopping list?" Fred asked

"30 singing greeting cards, 500 balloons and tape." Hermione answered

Fred grinned, "Well, lets get to it, we've got work to do."

The four piled on the bed for a work space and started tearing the music buttons from the cards, throwing them in a pile in the center of the bed. All of the cards played a muggle song, some more annoying then others. The next thing was the balloons. The used both magic and good old fashioned air to fill all 500. By the time they were done, it was midnight and time to get started.

The first they did when they entered Lucius and Narcissa's room, was to use the duck tape and tape all of their shoes and clothes together with a complete roll. Fred then placed a charm on the tape to where it could only be peeled off by hand, making magic useless.

The second thing was to tape a greeting card button on the bottom of the boots Lucius wore everyday. They placed it in the arch so it wouldn't be detected, but it would strike the floor every time he would step down, turning the button on and off allowing the muggle music to play.

The four then place the buttons under the rug around the bed on both sides, Lucius and Narcissa were bound to step on them when they woke up, causing the different music to play.

The final step was the balloons, Fred and George magicked all 500 into the room, covering the floor and bed completely. Satisfied, they shook hand and parted ways.

Draco and Hermione decided it best to sleep in their own rooms, all they needed was for Snape or his parents find them and sit them down for another 'talk'.

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Early the next morning, Draco and Hermione were awaken by the alarms they set on his parents. Their wands were charmed to buzz as his parents woke. Hermione ran to Draco's room and cast another spell, allowing them to see through the walls so they could watch how everything played out.

Narcissa was the first to sit up. She was groggy and not paying attention when she put her feet on the floor, yelping as skin hit latex.

"What the hell?" She said in an awed voice, looking at the hundreds of multi colored balloons, "Lucius, wake up and be careful, the kids got us again."

Lucius sat up in a flash, instantly feeling his head to make sure his hair was still there.

"They didn't get the hair this time." he said in relief before looking to the floor. "There must be 400 balloons in here.

"Not just any balloons Lucius, look at what the say"

Lucius squinted and read the message on the balloon, "Stink balloons? What the hell is a stink balloon?"

Narcissa picked one up and started reading the smaller print.

STINK BALLOONS

"Caution, do not pop within a week of inflating" Narcissa read.

"Rubbish, I am not going a week with these balloons all over." Lucius raised his wand and popped one to see what would happen. As soon as the latex popped, a smell equivalent to a muggle stink bomb flowed through the room, causing bot Narcissa and Lucius eyes to water.

"That is the foulest thing I've ever smell." Narcissa gagged

"I guess we cant pop them, can you imagine the smell from all of them" Lucius asked

"We can move them to another room." Narcissa suggested

"Good idea, I'll the house elves to do it after breakfast."

Lucius went to stand from the bed. The second his foot hit the floor, a loud, shrieking womans voice started singing.

"What the fuck is that?" Lucius growled as he lifted his foot, kicking balloons out of the way. "Nothings here."

"Something must be there dear or the music wouldn't have started."

"There is nothing here, all I see is carpet." he grew silent for a minute, "those kids know I'm not a morning person, why do they insist on doing stuff like this so early?"

"To annoy us. You know, I think I'm going to do a little shopping today and Draco and Hermione are long due for a good shopping trip." She said with a smirk as she climbed out of bed. Suddenly a new song started playing. She rolled her eyes and started walking again, kicking balloons on her way out, hitting a new button with every step.

"Argggg, this is so frustrating." she said with a stomp, breaking a trigger in one of the buttons making is squeal.

"A nice long shopping trip." she grumbled, setting off the music as she walked.

Lucius made his way to the bathroom for a shower and morning duties, "Narcissa, can you have some clothes out for me, I want to have a little... chat with our little love birds about torturing me so early in the morning."

Narcissa nodded and made for the closet, gasping as she opened the door, "Umm Lucius, It may take a while to get our clothes."

"Why?" he asked as he walked over the the closet, he peeked in and fumed, "those little shits!"

A/N: I am sooo running out of pranks. If you have any you would like me to use, send them to me. I still have a few up my sleeves, but they are nowhere near as good as the ones I've already used.