A/N: I just wanted to say thanks for the prank ideas, there are a few I will be using. I will let you know and give you full credit for the prank when I use it.

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Narcissa nodded and made for the closet, gasping as she opened the door, "Umm Lucius, It may take a while to get our clothes."

"Why?" he asked as he walked over the the closet, he peeked in and fumed, "those little shits!"

Now:

"Come dears, I have a lot of shopping to do today and I will need help with the bags." Narcissa said with a smirk.

"I think I'm not feeling well." Draco tried, "I think it would be better if I just stayed here and went to sleep."

"I agree, I'm feeling a bit weak myself." Hermione agreed

"Nonsense, we will only be gone 7 or 8 hours, you two are young enough to handle it."

Hermione and Draco exchanged glances, wondering how in the hell they were going to get out of this.

"Or, You can go to Hogwarts for the day, Severus has completed your potions and I believe he wanted to speak with you both about them."

"Shit, shopping or Severus, both are torture." Draco thought to himself.

"ummmm, I want option number 3." Hermione thought, not wanting to go shopping or visit Snape.

Draco sighed, "I'd rather go to Hogwarts for the day."

Hermione glanced at him, "As in with Snape?"

"Yes, as in with Snape, at least it wont be 7 or 8 hours." He answered

"Good point, Snape's it is." she replied.

Narcissa grinned, "Alright, I'll floo him and let him know you will be there shortly, now go get yourselves ready."

Hermione and Draco bolted up the stairs to get ready, while Narcissa floo'd Severus, "They took the bait, tell Lucius the plan is a go."

"That was easy" Severus laughed, "What did you threaten them with?"

"I told them it was visiting you or shopping with me." she laughed, "And it seems you were the more logical choice."

"Very well, send the love birds when ready, Lucius and I are all set up."

Narcissa laughed and closed the floo connection. Twenty minutes later, Hermione and Draco stepped into the fireplace and floo'd to Hogwarts, greeted with Severus immediately.

"Good, you've arrived in one piece." Severus smirked, "Follow me so I can explain these potions."

Hermione and Draco's shoulders slumped , but they followed their potions professor into his office where two bottles of potions sat. Snape sat in his chair and crossed his leg over the other, while eying the pair carefully.

"As you can see, I have completed the potions. The blue has been designed for Draco while the purple is for Ms. Granger. The potion is simple, take a swig each morning and you will both be protected, more so then with that muggle pill she was taking."

"Umm, Sir, I have a quick question." Hermione started, "I wasn't only taking the pill for birth control, I also have, uhhh, painful, uhhh, cramps." she finished in almost a whisper.

"Ahh yes, I figured as much, never fear, I had taken that into consideration and have made a second potion for you, just drink it once a month and your body will be fine."

"Umm, Thanks" she replied. "Harry and Ron would have a fit if they knew I was having this conversation with Snape." she thought to herself.

Her thoughts were interrupted when Snape started to speak again, "I want you to each take a swig of the potion, just to make sure everything is alright before I send you off with it."

Draco and Hermione nodded, both taking their bottle in their hands.

"Now, if the potion work correctly, Draco will glow blue for 5 seconds, showing it has worked, and You Ms. Granger, will glow a light purple for the same amount of time. Draco you first." Severus ordered.

Draco took a sip, glowed blue for a few seconds, then went back to normal.

"Look alright?" He asked

"Perfect Draco, now you Ms. Granger."

Hermione lifted the bottle to her mouth and took a sip and started to glow a light purple immediately, however, they glow didn't stop after 5 seconds.

"Umm, professor, Am I supposed to glow this long?" she asked.

Severus eyes grew wide, "time to put my acting skills to the test." he thought to himself. "Ms. Granger, there is only one thing that will make that potion glow for so long...it's sort of a warning system, letting you know there is a problem."

"What problem?" she asked, slightly freaking out.

"I'm afraid Ms. Granger, that we are too late for the potion... The potion is saying that you are already pregnant."

THUMP

Hermione and Severus both looked over to the chair where Draco was sitting, only to find him passed out on the floor.

"Come now Draco, it's only 1 little baby." Severus smirked as he picked his godson off of the ground and slid him back in the chair with an added sticking charm to prevent him from falling out again.

"PREGNANT!!" Hermione shouted, "HOW CAN I BE PREGNANT? WE TOOK PRECAUTION!!"

"Apparently, the muggle method wasn't good enough." Severus said dryly, "If you would like, you may visit Poppy to confirm." He suggested, doing his best to hold in his laughter.

"I will, there is no way I'm pregnant." she huffed, leaving Snapes office immediately to head for the hospital wing.

"Really Lucius, your going to give the poor girl a heart attack." Poppy laughed.

"They deserve it, Do you know how long it took to get the tape off of my clothes? Do you have any idea what its like to wake up, thinking your going bald, or slipping off the toilet because they waxed up the seat?" he asked

Poppy laughed even harder, picturing a bald Lucius, slipping off the toilet, "Fine, fine, but you owe me for this."

"I will make a nice donation towards to hospital wing, allowing you to get anything you need." Lucius replied.

"Hide Lucius, someone's coming." Poppy whispered, closing the curtains around him. No sooner were the curtains closed, A glowing Hermione appeared through the door."

"Ms. Granger!! what a pleasant surprise" Poppy greeted.

"Hello madam, I needed to speak with you if it is alright." Hermione stated

"Oh, of course dear, Are you feeling alright? You look a little...purple."

"That is what I need you to check, Professor Snape says I'm, umm, pregnant and I just need to be sure one way or another."

"Pregnant?? Good grief child, your so young."

"I know, and I've been taking muggle birth control pills, so I think this is just a fluke or something."

"Well, come on then, lets have a look at you."

Hermione plopped herself upon a cot and waited as Poppy grabbed her wand.

"So.. who's the lucky guy." Poppy asked

Hermione blushed, knowing this would probably rock the foundation that Hogwarts sat on, "Draco Malfoy" she said quietly.

"Oh dear, I thought you two didn't get along?"

"We do now...obviously." she smiled

"Very well, Just lay back and let me see for sure."

Hermione lay back on the cot, unaware of the blond man behind the next curtain, doubled over with laughter. Poppy said a charm and waved to wand over Hermione, causing the tip to glow a dark blue.

"Oh dear" she said, looking at the wand, "I'm afraid Professor Snape was correct, you are indeed with child."

Hermione paled, "Oh my god" and passed out.

The curtain pulled back and poppy stepped in, "You made the poor girl pass out."

Lucius couldn't handle it and burst out laughing, casting a silencing charm around the area in case she woke up.

"That...that will teach them not to mess with a Malfoy." he laughed

"I wouldn't be laughing Lucius, I wasn't kidding, she is pregnant." Poppy stated with her arms crossed.

"Wha--, you cant be serious?" he asked

"I'm afraid so, two weeks by the looks of it."

Thump

"Oh good grief, two people are passed out and it isn't even time for school to start yet." she huffed, "a medi -witches job is never done."