A/N: You guys are awesome, over 60 reviews for the last chapter alone... holy crap... anyways... enjoy this chapter as this is the start of the future events. There will still be pranks and such, but now some slight drama will be added, helping the plot advance a bit. Thanks for reading.

Last time:

"Oh good grief, two people are passed out and it isn't even time for school to start yet." she huffed, "a medi -witches job is never done."

Now:

Severus sat down in his office, Laughing at his god son.

"That was not funny." Draco shouted, "You nearly gave me a heart attack."

Severus slapped his knee, turning a bright red, " You should... you should have seen your face... you looked like nearly headless Nick... then you.. you... passed out like a girl..." He wheezed, desperately trying to catch his breath.

"Revenge is a bitch, Severus." Draco pouted.

"Come Draco, lets go find Ms. Granger and let her know this whole thing is revenge from your parents."

Draco nodded, still upset over this prank. It's not that he minded having a baby with Hermione, but this was too early in the game for something like this. When they opened the doors to the hospital wing, the first thing they noticed was Poppy sitting in a chair reading the newest edition of Medi-witch weekly.

"Did she pass out?" Severus laughed.

Poppy rolled her eyes, "Of course she passed out... she's been out for almost 45 minutes now."

Draco walked over to Hermione's side and sat down in a chair next to her, rubbing her hand, " It was a joke, you're not really pregnant." he whispered, hoping she would wake up at the good news.

"Wheres Lucius?" Severus asked

"Passed out as well, he is in the cot a few beds down." she answered stiffly

"Why in Merlin name did he pass out?" Severus asked.

Poppy smiled, "It appears your little prank backfired... you see... I ran the test over Ms. Granger, prepared to give her false results... unfortunately, Ms. Granger is pregnant, two weeks along apparently."

Severus paled, "I don't believe you, you are conspiring with someone, aren't you." he hissed.

Poppy smirked, " Check her yourself"

"I will" he huffed, marching over to her bed. He pulled out his wand and cast a spell over her stomach, one that couldn't be manipulated, while Draco watched intently.

"Merlin's right testicle, she is pregnant." Severus gasped, "Narcissa is going to have a fit"

Draco looked over to his godfather, "Ha ha, funny joke."

"Not a joke Draco, Ms. Granger is two weeks pregnant... I thought she was using those muggle birth control pills."

"She is, I've seen her take them." Draco replied, feeling a little woozie again.

Poppy cleared her throat, " Did you say she was only using Muggle birth control pills?"

Draco nodded

Poppy rolled her eyes, " They don't work as well on witches as they do on muggles. Hermione has only had about 50 protection where as a muggle would have around 99.

Severus turned to Draco, "Was it really that hard to keep it in your pants boy?"

"I couldn't help it and don't regret it either." he said firmly.

Severus sat down in the chair next to Poppy, "Albus is going to have kittens over this, not to mention Minerva."

"Oh yeah" Poppy agreed, " But I'm more curious to see Narcissa's reaction, she should be here in a few minutes."

"Prepare another bed, Narcissa is going to faint as well." Severus laughed.

Around twenty minutes later, the doors to the hospital wing opened once more and Narcissa strolled in with a smile on her face.

"How did the prank work?" she asked immediately.

"Umm, Narcissa, pull up a chair" Severus said calmly. Narcissa quirked an eyebrow, but sat down and waited for the answer.

"So how did the pranks go?" she asked again.

"Mum, Hermione's pregnant." Draco sighed

"It was a prank dear, the entire thing was planned." she said as she smiled sweetly at her son.

"It started as a prank Narcissa." Poppy started, "However, I ran the test and she really is pregnant.. two weeks along."

Narcissa's smile widened, "Are you sure?"

"Severus and I both cast the charms, she is pregnant." Poppy stated.

"A BABY!!, My baby is having a baby??" She asked

"I'm afraid so." Severus replied, moving into position to catch her if she fell forward when she fainted. Narcissa leaped up from her chair, "A BABY... THIS IS SOOOO EXCITING!!" she shrieked, gripping Severus into a tight hug before moving towards Draco and putting him in the same death grip.

"How did your father take it" she asked. Draco pointed over his shoulder to the bed holding her husband.

"What a light weight, I cant believe he passed out." she laughed.

The occupants in the room just looked at the blond in disbelief, "How can you be happy about this?" Draco finally asked.

"Because I like Hermione and think a baby between the two of them is going to be perfect."

"We haven't finished school yet." Draco said, " This is going to make things harder."

"You, Draco, are a Malfoy, you will handle this." she said sternly. The two blond were interrupted when Hermione sat up.

"So it's true, I really am?" she asked.

Narcissa beamed, " Yes dear, you are with child" she said brightly.

Hermione looked to Draco, who had a face of shock still written across it. "Well?" she asked, "What do you think about this?"

"Were too young" he answered, "I'm not ready for something like this."

Hermione paled even more so, not only was she pregnant, but Draco was saying he wasn't ready. "Is he going to leave me?" she thought to herself, searching his face for the answer. His face remained passive, giving her no clues.

"Oh god" she cried, "I – I've got to go." she shouted, jumping from her bed and taking off out the door. Severus and Draco went after her, but Hermione was fast... to fast. She reached the gates of the school and apparated away, leaving Draco and Severus 10 feet behind.

"Smooth move idiot" Severus said while shaking his head.

"I didn't think she'd run like that" Draco replied, "I just needed a minute to let this all sink in."

"Well, the answer you gave her, gave the impression that you were going to ditch her to deal with this on her own."

"I'd never do that" Draco said angrily, "I need to find her."

Draco walked the remaining 10 feet and disappeared, heading to the one place he figured she would go... the burrow.