Why Naruto Hates Dogs
After a hard week on a mission with the quiet rather scary Shino and the pain in the ass Kiba and his mutt, Naruto is forced to buy ramen for the dog duo. This incident in turn becomes the origin of all the hate that our blonde fox hero holds for all things canine.
Is was just another ordinary day in the Hidden Leaf. Our favorite blond haired hero was on his way to Ichiraku's for a nice bowl of ramen after coming back from a mission. It had been relatively easy except for the fact that he'd been paired up with Kiba and Shino since his girlfriend Hinata had come down with a nasty cold. He'd asked to visit and even snuck in to the Hyuuga household to see her but was kicked out everytime by her father, who still hated his guts.
He sighed, looking over with a grimace at the Inuzuka and his loyal pet Akamaru who had insisted, or rather demanded him to treat them to some ramen as well. He muttered to himself about how unfair this whole situation was and sadly pet Froggy who had been only a few coins away from being full.
The dog boy looked over at the forlorn boy with a laugh before saying, "Come on Naruto. Stop being such a girl." The blonde merely glared at him before saying, "Shut up and sit down Dog Breath." He merely grunted as they seated themselves and Akamaru sat down on the floor next to Kiba, looking over the counter with his tongue lolling out of the side of his mouth happily.
The smell of meat and noodles drifted toward the hungry trio and it almost made treating the scruffy canines not so bad...almost anyway. "Two…" There was a growl on his right which made the blonde roll his eyes and say, "THREE orders please." Akamaru made a content sounding noise before the three waited for their order, Kiba and Naruto making conversation with each other...or yelling insults...which was basically the same thing with these two.
A few moments later, three bowls of steaming how ramen were served and the fox boy grinned, licking his hungrily. "Thanks for the-WHAT THE HELL?!" A few seconds before his chopsticks hit the steamy broth, a giant furry head invaded his vision, diving in front of him and starting to chow down on his meal. Looking towards his right he saw Akamaru's bowl to be completely empty and Kiba was nonchalantly eating his own. Finally pushing the giant pile of fur out of his face, he looked down in dismay to see his entire bowl of ramen to be empty and he was covered in dog fur and slobber. "YOU...YOU ATE MY RAMEN! AND YOU! YOU JUST WATCHED YOU BASTARD! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE BOTH DEAD DOGS!" He yelled in absolute fury, the dog-lover and his pal now looking like they'd just stepped on a landmine.
The blonde turned towards them, steam pouring out of his ears which was their signal to get the hell out of there, quickly disappearing with a rampant ramen-depraved Naruto.
"DAMN YOU KIIIBBBBAAAAAAA!"
Merc: Hey it's me! Just a little oneshot cause I'm bored and was thinking about dogs and ramen...and this was born! Please review and whatever if you enjoyed and thanks for reading! :D :D :D
P.S. If you're reading the Persona 4 fic. I'm working on, sorry for not uploading! I'm just being chained down by tests and school and...hopefully I can get up either today or tomorrow. So thanks if you're still sticking around! :D :D :D