Hello again! Well, this story is not a one-shot lol. I changed K to T, because of this chapter, so yes it has some foul language in it. I also just realized that my 3rd chapter actually has 666 words in it. Weird, right?
Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
Tobi is Tobi
Nagato was absolutely certain Tobi -what an idiotic name he chose- was insane. Actually he was sure everyone in the room was insane, except for Konan and himself of course. Were he and Konan the only ones that were sane enough to get work done without blowing things up, yelling at the top of their lungs, killing their partners, leaving bloody rituals everywhere, maiming everyone like the animal they looked like, leaving their poisons in the kitchen, asking for another woman to join, leaving the bodies they hadn't finished eating in the hallways for later or never really answering a question with an answer?
Nagato, who was controlling his main body, Pein, coughed to get his annoying underling's –minus one- attention from pulling out Deidara's hair, who was threatening to 'Blow you up if you don't stop right now Tobi!' and everyone else's who were either arguing, trying to kill, or glaring at each other. Though Itachi seemed to be just sitting there staring at everyone, looking half annoyed half amused though still looking indifferent, how Itachi managed to do that Pein would never know. The other members of the Akatsuki looked up at him before going back to what they were all doing before, and Pein suddenly felt tremendously annoyed some would even call it enraged.
"Shut up," He hissed over all the noise. His stoic expression never changed and the volume of his voice was quite low but was still heard over all the noise. Everyone tensed and glanced up at him with an expression that would almost be called fear. Itachi showed nothing, damn him.
Even if their powerful leader, so they thought, did not sound nor look angry they knew he was. And when he was angry people died, no one felt like dying today. "Yes?" Of course Itachi was the one to break the silence; he and sometimes Hidan usually were the ones to, when everyone was too afraid to.
"You're so cool Itachi-senpai!" Tobi gushed loudly, annoyingly.
There really is no other word to describe Tobi, The Akatsuki all thought this.
Pein nearly lost control and killed them all on the spot, but he took a slight breath to calm himself, he did not feel like cleaning blood and gore up today. "I want to explain a few plans I have for capturing all of the tailed beasts that are lef-"
Of course Hidan was the one to interrupt him, he usually was the one to, the idiotic annoyance, "We don't really need a plan," The idiotic immortal shouted, "We just beat them up and drag their sorry asses back here for the ritual, and on the way I will make all of you damned heathen's worshipers of Jashin-sama!"
Instead of answering him, Pein threw a kunai, too quickly for the normal eye to see at his forehead. Hidan fell to the floor unconscious for a least a little while, and it made Pein feel better. "Anymore interruptions," Pein asked drily. Tobi immediately raised his hand in the air, and everyone turned to stare at him strangely. Pein was starting to regret ever living, especially with all this idiocy, "Yes?"
"Well, Tobi thinks Pein-sama should be a little more nice! Pein-sama is so mean to everyone especially Tobi! Is it because Pein-sama needs a hug? Why not take a hot bath to sooth your muscles! Tobi could help~!" Every signal one of the Akatsuki snickered, except for Itachi and Hidan. Itachi merely smirked while Hidan who had awoken right as Tobi began speaking cackled loudly, unafraid of Pein's wrath apparently.
Pein blinked slowly at Tobi for a moment before sighed quite loudly. He turned around swiftly, and uncharacteristically slammed his head against the wall, hard making all of the Akatsuki believe that Pein had finally snapped. Kill me, Kami-sama. Please! Or at least give me better followers!
When the laughing stopped no one spoke and Pein did not turn around, even Hidan was quiet for once, and Konan was nowhere to be found. Itachi was once again the one to break the eerily, deadly silence, "Tobi-san, it is not 'more nice', it is nicer," he deadpanned.
Tobi gasped dramatically, his black gloved hands covering the part of his mask where his mouth was, and standing to his feet. "You're so smart Itachi-senpai!" Tobi squealed, making the other Akatsuki members cringe and most of them rethink that Tobi was actually someone very powerful.
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