A week was all it took for Draco and Hermione to come up with a plan to retaliate against Snape and Lucius. Hermione had owled Narcissa and asked for the witches help. Narcissa, being bored since they had left, accepted and was now on the team with Draco, Hermione and the twins.

Narcissa's part of the latest prank was with Lucius as she had closer contact with him. All she had to do was chant a spell and send him to Hogwarts to visit Severus and they would take care of the rest.

She did her part dutifully and sent Lucius to visit Severus saying he had owled earlier in the week and wanted to discuss Draco. Lucius, still believing his wife to be on his side went without question.

"You wanted to speak with me Severus?" Lucius asked as he reached the potions classroom shortly after the last class had let out.

Severus quirked an eyebrow, he didn't remember saying he needed to see him and his memory was as sharp as a tack, "Ahh. Well, let us get some lunch and we will discuss things from there." Severus replied, giving himself some time in case he had owled Lucius a night he had a little too much fire whiskey. He needed to think.

The two older Slytherins made their way down to The Great Hall and neither noticed the bushy haired girl pull her wand and cast a spell on the Professor.

"Did you do it?" Draco whispered from behind her

"Yep, should activate in about 4 minutes... lets get a seat so we don't miss anything."

"If this works, remind me to thank Fred and George later."

Hermione nodded and as soon as the two men disappeared into the Hall, Draco and Hermione followed quickly after them. They reached the Gryffindor table and took their seats next to Harry and Ron.

"You two might want to glance over to the head table in about two minutes." Hermione stated

Harry and Ron looked at each other, "Revenge" they said in unison and prepared for what ever they had managed to come up with.

The four patiently waited and watched as the two men ate, sharing small talk between them.

"Thirty seconds" she whispered

"What exactly did you do?" Harry asked

Draco grinned, "My mother placed a spell on my father that will make him see Snape naked even though he is fully dressed."

Ron frowned, "What about Snape?"

Hermione smirked and laughed softly, "That is my doing... Thanks to your brothers, they told me of a spell to look up. I did and it pretty much makes the receiver of the spell fall into lust/ love over the person they are talking to."

"Basically" Draco drawled, "My father is going to see Snape naked while Snape gets lusty over dear old dad... should make quiet the show."

Harry had to swallow his pumpkin juice before he ended up spewing it all over the table.

"5 seconds till activation." Hermione whispered making all four turn to the head table.

They watched as the two men talked quietly, suddenly, Lucius backed away from Severus.

"Dad just noticed a nude Snape." Draco laughed

Ron and Harry were grinning ear to ear and Hermione just remained smirking. It was only a few seconds later that Lucius stood, almost tripping over his chair in the process and started to walk away from a smiling, giggling Snape.

"Where are you going?" Severus yelled, standing to his feet and following Lucius, "Just a kiss... thats all I ask."

Lucius started a swift jog without even answering the dark haired man, "Stay away Severus." was all he could manage to get out.

"But I love you." Snape said in his monotone voice.

The entire great hall turned to watch their potions master chase the elder Malfoy around the Hall.

"One little kiss ... maybe a hug." Severus tried again.

Lucius continued to run around the tables before finally being somewhat cornered. He tried as hard as he could to remove his wand from his cane but it seemed to be stuck. He'd hex the professor before he accepted a kiss from him.

"You have no where to run Lucius... I wont bite...much."

The students didn't know what to do – should they laugh at the situation? Run away as fast as they could? Ignore it? -- most chose the first option and openly laughed as their potions professor flirted with another man.

"I'm warning you Severus, put that thing away and get a hold of your self."

"I cant put my heart away." Severus replied sweetly

"Thats not what I'm talking about." Lucius hissed, pointing down to Snape crotch.

Draco, Ron and Harry had turned an awful shade of red and were gasping for much needed air – the scene was too much and they were laughing to hard to control their breathing.

"It's about to get better." Hermione said while hiding her laugh behind her hand.

Draco turned to his girlfriend, "What else did you do?"

"The spell your father is under... well I cast on the same thing on Snape. Any minute now, Snape will see Lucius as nude as he sees Severus."

"Oh my god." Ron hissed, falling backwards and to the floor.

"Oh Lucius... WOW." Snape suddenly yelled, Sending Hermione into a matching fit of laughter as the boys.

"You're soo, pale and creamy." Severus said while licking his lips.

Lucius let out a yelp and made a mad dash from the great hall, Severus hot on his heels, "Where are you going?" Severus was yelling behind him.

"Get away from me you.. you... POOF." They heard Lucius yell back, sending Draco to the floor where Ron remained, clutching his sides.

"How long before the spell wear off?" Harry asked while wiping his eyes.

"Two hours" Hermione answered, "They should be good an tired from running from each other."

"What happens" Ron gasped out, still laughing, "If Snape... catches Lucius."

"We just hope Lucius manages to free his wand or is stronger then Severus because Snape will try to at least kiss him.. I didn't go full strength on the spell because I didn't know who was faster or stronger... I don't think Lucius would appreciate being manhandled by Snape to much."

"AHHHHHH, GET AWAY YOU, YOU NANCY." They heard from the hall. "DUMBLEDORE... UNLOCK THE GATE, UNLOCK THE GATE." Lucius voice rang through, sending all four teens into hysterical laughter once again.

A/N: Thanks for the suggestion guys.