Where the River Flows

A House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Reject fanfiction

By: Butterfly Wolf

Disclaimer: I only own Styx, Sarah, Jason, Nox, and Lithium. Everything else is owned by Rob Zombie and the film producers unless stated otherwise. I make absolutely no money. I also obviously do not own Barbie, that is just Otis's name for Sarah.

Authors Note: Thank you so much for the reviews, it keeps me writing. Hope I have other readers out there too!

Something was wrong. Jason's head twitched though his eyes remained closed. Someone was playing with the button to his pants. Sneering and groaning he slapped whatever the hell it was away, now somewhat awake, thinking it was just something in a dream.

Until he herd the slap of skin on skin.

His eyes instantly snapped open.

Tiny sat on his bed as he looked over at the sleeping couple on the floor. He had made a small matt/bed out of some blankets and laid it out for them to sleep on the stone floor with. He had originally thought they would want to sleep on the other side of his bed, away from the cages, but Styx had instigated that he wanted to sleep near the cages, where he had sat and taunted the people inside for a while, pointing his gun at this one and that, making the motions as though bars that he would fire, making the people shrink back against the wall.

Now he laid there, his small body wrapped around Nox's small body in a cuddling position beneath the covers. Tiny had never seen anyone cuddle like that. Otis had held Baby in his lap before, and Baby had sat in Cutter's lap when she was smaller, and he would wrap his arms around her, but he had never seen anything like this. It made his heart get…all warm and strange feeling. His eyes slowly moved away from the scene, feeling as if that feeling was wrong, something he wasn't suppose to feel.

In his sleep, Styx laid small kisses on the back of Nox's neck, making a captive in the cage cry from their own losses.

His head snapped up as his eyes opened.

"Hi sleepy head!" Baby was straddling his lap and undoing his pants.

"ARGH!" Jason tried to dispose of her neatly, and tossed her on the other side of the couch.

"WHAT THE FUCK" He yelled, grabbing his actual LOADED gun off of the floor where Sarah had decided to lay his weapons and pointed at her.

"YOU EVER HERD OF VLAD THE IMPALER, BITCH!?"

Baby whined, getting up.
"Aww, why you gotta be so mean? I was only tryin to show you some lovin."

Sarah's eyes snapped open at the sound of Jason yelling.

"YOU EVER HERD OF VLAD THE IMPALER, BITCH!?"

"Oh god." Muttered Sarah, untangling herself from the covers and the arm Otis had wrapped around her in his sleep. Otis's eyes slowly opened at the movement and his hands went to his face to rub his eyes.

"Woman what the hell you doin?" He asked, groggily as Sarah grabbed one of the needles form her back off of his table.

"Saving your sister." She said before she ran to his door, leaving Otis to groan and roll over.

Nox rolled over to face Styx, her head between his and his shoulder.

"Baby, your asshole friend is threatening people again." Muttered Nox, her eyes still closed as she laid her head back. Styx's eyes opened slightly and he listened for a minute for the commotion above before deciding she was right.

Sarah raced downstairs.

"Not again…" She muttered to herself.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY DICK GOD DAMN IT!" Yelled Jason, pointing the weapon at Baby.

"YOU DON'T GOTTA BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT!" Yelled Baby back.

Swallowing, Sarah tried to figure out how this had happened. Baby had been pissed at Jason earlier.

"BITCH I AM GONNA TURN YOU INTO VLAD'S FIRST WIFE, COME HERE!" Yelled Jason, moving to get up, then instantly regretting it, falling back down as his foot touched the floor, Sarah taking the opportunity to run over to him.

"Damn it Jason, if you don't knock it off imma jab you with one of Styx's needles." Threatened Sarah, Jason's eyes automatically widening.

"WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS IS GOIN ON IN HERE!" Yelled Spaulding, walking out of the room with a sheet over his waist, everyone but Baby's eyes widening.

"Yes, Jason, please explain." Nox appeared from the basement doorway, Styx behind her, rubbing his eyes sleepily as he stood in his blue boxers, a slight outline of his tattoo able to be seen in the dark across his chest. Baby squinted trying to make it out.

"She…She tried to rape me man!" Stuttered Jason, pointing at Baby shakily.

Nox's eyes widened and there was a slight pause before she broke out into laughter, Styx snickering behind her.

"She WHAT!?" Said Sarah in disbelief.

"God girl, why would you lower your standards to THAT?" Asked Nox, pointing to Jason.

"He's cute! You cant tell me he's not! Besides, he's easier to get then shithead downstairs in the cage, I don't want to have to fight off the other cage members." Pouted Baby.

"Hell girl, go fuck Otis." Said Spaulding in a very annoyed tone, turning to go back to bed, shouting before shutting the door – "One more fucking peep from any of ya and imma feed ya to the dogs! You too Baby!"

"I caaaant, he said that was a one time thing, I'm too sisterly. Beside's, he's got his eyes on Barbie Girl." Whined Baby, Sarah giving a slightly disgusted sneer at the idea. Well, she had known there was chemistry, but he was a necro…that's just wrong.

Jason pointed his gun at her again.

"Well you better find some other solution to your problem because the next time your middle section is anywhere near my dick I'm gonna impale it with something very different!" Threatened Jason.

Baby sneered.
"What are you gonna do to me, faggot?"
"I'm gonna shove my gun inside you and fire, since I don't have a spear like Vlad did!"

Baby's eyes widened then she smirked.

"Oh, kinky, that's not the first time I've played with guns big boy."

"Ugh!" grunted Jason in disgusted.

Sarah, tired and fed up, looked over at Styx.

"Styx, do you think…Tiny would let Jason sleep downstairs with you guys?"
"WHAT!?" Yelled Nox, looking behind her with a angered look.

Styx nodded his head.

"Good, Jason go sleep in the basement. And next time, please, just let her rape you cause this three am shit is absolute bull."

And Grampa, Otis, RJ, and Momma slept through the whole thing.