Where the River Flows

A House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects fanfiction

BY: Butterfly Wolf

Disclaimer: I only own Jason, Styx, Nox, Sarah, and Lithium. Everything else is owned by Rob Zombie and the film producers unless stated otherwise. I make absolutely no money.

Authors Note: Man am I tried. Blech, mid-terms.

"I told you I smelled cookies." Muttered Otis as they made their way downstairs, him, shirtless and in the same jeans he had been wearing the night before, Sarah in some sleeping pants and one of Jason's shirts as she fallowed him down the stairs.

"Wow Otis, is that the first woman to enter your room and exit without a single wound?" Asked Jason with a cocky tone, munching happily on the cookie dough he had personally helped make.

Otis gave him the finger before reaching in for a scoop from the…pretty full bowl of scrap dough, Jason quickly jerking the bowl away from him.

"HEY! Mine, bitch, I helped make it!" He said, a proud grin on his face as he made a show of taking a big scoop from it, Otis sneering and going for it again.

"he's right, Otis, yew know the rules of the house. Yew help make it, yew get the dough." Said Momma in a scolding voice as she leaned over the counter, Sarah raising an eyebrow at her apparel, wondering where the hell the clown had went. Didn't seem very…Cutter like to miss out on cookies. Then again, she had only met the guy the other day, she decided, turning back to the present, Jason continuing to make a show of the cookie dough eating as Otis gave him deadly looks. Sarah rolled her eyes. Boys really did never grow up.

Styx yawned as he turned over, giving Nox a kiss good morning before sitting up, his eyes wide open and a smile on his face after getting a good nights sleep. A strange noise came from the room, and he looked over to see Tiny sleeping.. Well, he didn't really expect his snores to sound normal, but damn.

Styx shrugged his shoulders to his own thoughts, Tiny was nice. He liked Tiny, he was also kinda muteish, which made him not so odd. He smiled at that thought.

Sniff Sniff…

His eyes went wide.

Cookies!

Jason continued licking his fingers clean of the cookie dough as he looked at Otis, who kept giving him the look of 'wait till I get you alone, I will skin you alive', which Jason really wasn't afraid of. Besides, this was like the first time in three days he was really actually hungry and he wasn't going to pass up a chance to eat, cookie dough especially. It's a sin to pass up cookie dough, he decided, as he took another scoop out of the bowl. There was a brief sound of feet pattering their way up the basement steps hurridly…

SHOOM!

There was a big pale white and back smear that ran through the room, and then feet could be herd pattering back down the stairs, as Jason looked down, he realized, he was now, cookie doughless.

Nox yawned and rubbed her eyes as she slowly leaned up, turning this way and that in an attempt to pop her back before she opened her eyes, hearing a strange noise next to her.

Her eyes widened as she saw Styx sitting next to her, his bottom half covered by the covers as he sat there shirtless, happily licking cookie dough off his fingers.

Raising an eyebrow as her hair fell into her face, she looked at him.

"Ah…get the munchies or something in the middle of the night?"

Styx shook his head, grinning around a mouth full of sugar, eggs, and flour, which made Nox wince at the sight. Sometimes he could be cute as hell, other times…

"YOU MUTE LITTLE FUCK BRING BACK MY EXTACY!"

Nox's head flipped to the stairway as there was a sound of someone hopping down the stairs. Ah, Jason got the munchies in the middle of the night. Smirking at a chance to be able to cause bodily harm to Jason, she reached over to her pants and grabbed up her pistol.

"You cocksucking pale, tightassed little shit, that is so MINE!" Muttered Jason, reaching fifth step from the bottom and just barely being able to see into the room.

Styx quickly jumped up and ran over to the now somewhat awake Tiny, tapping his shoulder and offering the bowl to him.

Tiny gave him a strange look, but from the covers a giant hand emerged, taking the bowl from him and laying it on the bed as Styx quickly wiped his mouth free of evidence and jumped over the bed, landing back on their small little matt just in time for Jason to reach the step of full vision.

"YOU! You mute little thief, where my orgasm!? I had to fight an albino for that shit, and that aint easy as a cripple! If it aint in my hands in five minutes imma beat someone's ass!" Said Jason, pointing an acusing finger at Styx who merely gave him a grin, pointing over to Tiny who had sat up on his bed and was slowly…and strangly, managing to eat some of the dough.

Jason's eyebrows raised at the sight, swallowing. Nox turned to him with a smirk.

"Still gonna beat somebody's ass?" She asked, an eyebrow raised.

Otis and Sarah now sat on the stools in the kitchen, Momma leaning against the fridge.

"Where's the clown?" Asked Sarah finally, looking at Momma.

"Oh, he had to go back to the shop. He don't live ere, hunny, he only comes by every now and then to see Baby." Explained Momma with a wave of her hand, going over to get the breakfast off the stove and offer them both some, Sarah accepting and Otis shrugging.

"Man, do you just not like food?" Asked Sarah, giving Otis a strange look as he barely picked at the small amount of eggs he had decided to eat.

"Fuck you, I don't gotta explain shit to you." Said Otis, continuing to slowly eat his eggs.

"Well that was pleasant." Said Sarah sarcastically, Momma leaning over to lay a hand on her arm.

"Don't mind Otis, he's always a grump early in the morning, but no, he don't eat much. Just look at him, he's skinny as hell."

"That is true…" Conceeded Sarah, looking him over as he gave them both the finger.

"When the fuck are the cookies gonna be done!?"