"Speaking"
'Thinking'
AN: Okay I'm really pleased with the amount of views and thank you to all who reviewed. To those who brought of the Hidan and Hinata relationship: DON'T WORRY! It will end sooner than you think and in a way you might not expect.
Chapter 4
Yet another lazy day at headquarters, it was a Sunday so the menagerie was closed so there were no customers to patrol and all of the girls either spent the day in their rooms or out on the town. The members of Team 7 especially were looking forward to an uneventful day. And then BANG! A gunshot went off. Everyone stopped what he or she were doing and ran upstairs. Sasuke and Naruto kicked open doors on their way up, Kakashi and Sakura in tow, while Tsunade, Iruka and Jiraiya did the same on their way downstairs from their bedrooms. They met in the middle at a lavender door with 'Hinata' written on it in cursive. Kakashi kicked the door open and everyone beheld Hinata in a set of black underwear and a dead Hidan at her feet. She had blood all over her and was cleaning a silver handgun.
"Hi guys!" said Hinata
"…Um Hinata…why is Hidan dead?" asked Iruka
"Oh him? Well I told him only a quickie but he wouldn't get off so he had to go." She stops cleaning her gun and walks towards the door. She stops next to Naruto and says, "That date sounds pretty good right now Naruto. How about you pick me up at eight." He just nods still in awe and now confused. She giggles at his stunned face and says, "Alright seeya later!" and leaves.
"Is anyone else as fucking confused as I am?" Sakura shouts
"Why is there a dead Akatsuki in our building?" asked Sasuke
"Well Hinata was dating him. As for the dead thing I have no idea." Stated Kakashi. There was silence as everyone stood in a circle around the body trying to figure out what to do with it.
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Later that night Naruto drove up to Kakashi's apartment building to pick up Hinata. He intended to get some answers about this very confusing girl. Now Kakashi and Naruto sit staring at each other in an awkward silence as they wait.
"So this is what your apartment looks like." Naruto
"Yep" Kakashi pulls out a book and starts reading
"I thought it would be smaller"
"Look Naruto let's just get this over with." Confusion covered Naruto's face. "I'm the lead man in Hinata's life so technically I'm supposed to ask you some questions and then while you're on your way out I say 'If you hurt her I'll kill you' but there are a few problems with that. You understand?" Naruto nodded along. "Good. Now I've been on the same team with you for what four years now?" Naruto nods. "Well I know pretty much everything about you. What you like to do, how you treat your girlfriends, what you always think about and what you think when you see a woman for instance." Naruto started to get nervous; he hated meeting parents. "There's also the threat issue. Now I'm sure with other fathers and such you already know you have nothing to fear. But understand that with me Naruto I could kill you so fast and so discretely that no one would find your body for months." Naruto visibly paled but then remembered his mother was Kakashi's boss and that provided protection. Kakashi noticed the perk up and said, "Ah I see you remembered your mother. You should know she's volunteered to help me bury you if you mess up." The paleness returned.
"I'm ready." Said Hinata
"Well don't you look pretty. Maybe you should stay home instead. You might attract more attention than Naruto's if you go out like that." Said Kakashi eyeing her outfit. Hinata wore a skintight lavender spaghetti strap dress with knee high black boots and a long-sleeved black half jacket. She looked the exact opposite of Naruto in his crisp white suit and rust red shirt.
"Yeah right Scarecrow. An outfit this fabulous needs to be shared with the world. Don't you think Naruto?" Hinata pleaded for support with her eyes while Kakashi dared him to try with his stern gaze.
Caught in the middle Naruto simply avoided the question. "So shall we go?"
"Yeah. Bye Scarecrow, don't forget to take your meds."
"Yeah, yeah bye you two. Oh and Naruto remember if you hurt her I'll kill you." Hinata giggled and dragged a rapidly paling Naruto outside. Once the door was closed and Kakashi was sure they were in the elevator he let out the laughs he had been holding in. Seeing the rise and fall of Naruto's complexion and his distressed expression was too funny. "That boy has no idea what he's gotten himself into."
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Outside the valet pulled up in a sleek red Maserati MC12. Hinata's eyes sparkled as every detail of the brand new racing machine caught her eye. (AN: If you've never seen one of these there's a link on my profile to a picture of a silver one.)
"She's a beauty ain't she?" said Naruto
"Yeah! Can I drive?" asked Hinata
Naruto was about to refuse when she turned and put on the dreaded puppy dogs eyes complete with a pout of her plump red lips. 'Damn those eyes!' "Yeah I don't see why not."
"Yay! Hinata ran to the driver's seat and slid in. Naruto had to admit she looked damn good in his car especially when her mid-thigh length dress rode up higher.
As Naruto sat down he said, "Okay so you're gonna want to ease into the drive. She's new so-"
"Yeah, yeah just sit back, buckle up and enjoy the ride." Hinata punched down on the gas and sped off causing several other cars to screech to a stop to avoid a crash.
'She used the puppy dog eyes. I lost a really nice Porsche to that look.' Kakashi took a drag from his cigarette and walked away from his window/wall.
Naruto had buckled his seat belt long ago and was now pressed back into his seat trying to figure out where this new dare devil Hinata had come from. He wasn't so much scared of the speed, he had driven faster but the fact that it was Hinata scared him shitless. She was driving at an incredible speed for heavy traffic and was swerving around cars like a madwoman. Now there were two police cars after them and he was sure they were going to be arrested. One car caught up to them and the policeman shouted at them over his speaker. "Pull the car over this instant! This is the tenth time we've asked and we won't say it anymore!"
"Yeah you said that the last nine times too!" Hinata shouted back as she slammed on the gas and made a sharp left turn. She swerved through more cars and the policemen couldn't keep up. "Looks like they gave up huh?"
"Yeah." Naruto squeaked. "Hey look there's the restaurant right now!"
Hinata made a quick right and slowed to a stop in front of Hoshi's; Naruto's favorite Sushi bar. (AN: I know! It's not ramen?) They were given a great table and it looked to turn out to be a great evening.
"So tell me about yourself. I'm sure you're fascinating." Naruto put on all the charm and added a foxy smile while he looked over the top of his customary orange sunglasses.
Hinata rolled her eyes at his antics. "What exactly would you like to know?" She crossed her legs so that the right one brushed his leg.
Naruto smiled. "How about the most interesting thing about you?"
"Alright. Well how about this? The tall man standing behind you that's about to snap your neck. I've met him before."
Naruto whipped around and locked eyes with a tall man with a shaven head other than the three individual orange mohawks. The man threw a punch at Naruto hoping to knock him into the back wall but he failed. Naruto caught it and returned his own punch that made the man stumble backwards. The man recovered and ran at Naruto. Naruto slipped under his legs and kicked him in the back.
Hinata sipped her glass of water and enjoyed the show. She looked at all of the other patrons watching the fight also. She sighed, "Shouldn't you people be running and calling the cops or something?" One couple got up and ran causing the rest to follow in a panic. Hinata returned her attention in time to see Naruto caught in the jaw with a hard elbow. 'Ouch!'
Ignoring his throbbing jaw, Naruto pushed on. He saw the man heading towards Hinata and ran after him. He kicked his knees from behind bringing him down. The man twisted his body catching Naruto by his waist and flipped him over onto his back. Naruto blocked the barrage of punches that came soon after. Then the man was suddenly on the ground and dazed; Hinata stood over him with a gun pointed at hid head.
She crouched down so she was sitting on his chest and whispered, "Do you remember me Jirobo?" He looked at her with confusion. "Look at my eyes and remember."
'Where have I seen silver eyes before? Fuck my head hurts!' Jirobo thought. Right now his head hurt so much he could barely get his swerving vision under control much less process information.
"Maybe you remember my Dad; Hiashi Hyuga. You killed him eight years ago. I was tied to a chair and forced to watch. Your goal was to make sure I never fucked with the Senator. It's time for me to return the favor." She pulled back on the trigger and Jirobo was dead in an instant with a shiny silver bullet in his head.
"Who the fuck are you?" shouted Naruto as he picked himself up off the ground.
"How 'bout we go back to your place. I have work in the morning there anyway." Hinata put her gun back in the inside pocket of her jacket and walked outside. (AN: I was thinking of Kill Bill volume 1 when I wrote this so if it seems familiar to that scene with the cartoon version of Lucy Lu that's why.)
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Back at the Base
With Sasuke:
Sasuke moaned as Ino's mouth slid over his hard dick. She bobbed up and down; paying special attention to the tip by licking and sucking on it every time she came up. She massaged his balls; squeezing and rubbing them in time with her bobs. "Ino…I'm gonna cum!" Sasuke shot his load into her mouth with a deep groan.
With Tsunade and Jiraiya:
"Tsunade why are we missing ten thousand dollars from this months income?" asked Jiraiya.
"How the hell should I know? You handle the money! You tell me why we're missing that much money!" shouted Tsunade.
"You see as the records keeper of our fine establishment I took it upon myself to check on where it was spent. I found out it all went to the casino down the street! Tsunade what have I told you about your gambling?"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Tsunade huffed and went back to looking over the mountain of paper work on her desk.
With Ino:
Ino's skin was on fire from Sasuke's touch. His hands seemed to be everywhere at once, keeping her in ecstasy. He kissed his way down her neck, over her collarbones to her breasts. His mouth latched onto one erect nipple and his tongue swirled around it. With a final suck he moved onto the next one and gave it the same treatment. His fingers moved south, massaging her stomach and then teasing her folds. "Oh God Sasuke just put it in! I can't wait anymore!" Sasuke smirked and moved his throbbing member to her entrance.
With Iruka:
SNORE! A bit of drool escaped Iruka's mouth as he rested up after a long night of beating up random teenage perverts. He rolled over and scratched his bare back as he kicked the sheets halfway off.
With Sakura:
'God why am I doing this?' Sakura let herself into the menagerie from the back, loaded down with groceries and other items. 'I don't even live here and I'm doing all of the shopping!'
"Sasuke where do you want this ammonium nitrate?" she got no answer so she assumed he must have left on his solo mission. 'You'd think he would get his girlfriend to do his shopping not me!' Sakura went on ranting in her mind as she filled the fridge with lettuce, tomatoes, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and cherries.
"Now where should I put the flavored condoms?"
CRASH!
"Ahhhhhhh!" screaming came from upstairs. Iruka woke up and ran downstairs, gun in hand. Tsunade and Jiraiya ran upstairs; papers flew off the desk in their wake. Sakura drooped a carton of fresh eggs in her dash upstairs.
"Ino wait here!" Sasuke jumped out of bed and into some boxers and ran from the room.
"Damnit Sasuke let the others take care of it! I want my baby!" shouted a furious Ino.
"Sasuke do you know what happened?" Sakura caught up to Sasuke and took an extra gun from him.
"No I just heard the scream. I think it came from Kurenai's room."
They turned down a hallway and stopped at a red door with 'Kurenai' written in cursive. Each took a side of the door and held their guns at the ready. Sasuke mouthed "1, 2, 3" Sakura kicked open the door and surveyed the room. She saw Kurenai standing in front of a closet door no doubt where her son was hiding. An extremely pale man with silver hair and green lipstick was advancing on them with a knife.
"Hold it right there bastard!" Sakura shouted.
"I don't think so!" The man threw his knife with precision and it landed in the middle of Sakura's trigger hand. She hissed in pain. He pulled out another, larger knife and advanced on her. She tried to catch him in the face with a punch but he slashed her arm. "Look little girl I'm only here to deliver a message. So why don't you-" She spat at him. He growled and punched her face, breaking her nose in the process. "Sorry about that my other side, Ukon, tends to get out of hand and quite violent. Now why don't you cooperate and maybe I'll leave you with enough life left to tell it to Tsunade."
"Who the hell are you? What message?"
"I'm Sakon and I was sent by the senator. He doesn't need Tsunade and Jiraiya messing in his business. So they're to either leave the country or he'll be back in a week to finish the job himself."
"Thanks for the message." Sakon turned around and faced a gun barrel wielded by Sasuke. "Seeya bitch!" A bullet lodged itself firmly in his brain. "You okay?"
"What the hell kinda question is that?"
"I was just asking!"
"Is it safe for me to bring him out now?" asked Kurenai
"Oh yeah! Sorry about that!" said Sasuke as he helped Sakura up.
"It's okay."
"Ahhhhhhh!" another scream sounded from upstairs.
"What now?" Sasuke shouted. "Sakura stay here. Kurenai could you bandage her up please." Sasuke sprinted into the hall and down the stairs.
"We're having quite the night aren't we?" said Kurenai as she picked up her son from the closet and tried to comfort him.
"Yeah." Sakura took the knife out of her had and checked for any broken bones.
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Downstairs Sasuke was sprinting down the hall until he saw Tsunade and Jiraiya standing in front of Anko's black door. At their feet was a very tan man with brown hair. He was tied up with a long leather whip and had a gag ball in his mouth. (AN: I don't think that's what they're called but I'm not quite comfortable with looking the name up.)
"Mom, Uncle Jiraiya what happened?" asked Sasuke as he caught his breathe. He was soon soothing his throbbing head thought after Anko hit him for not acknowledging her presence.
"This poor sucker tried to gain entrance to the building from Anko's window." Chuckled Tsunade.
"By the time we got here he was already tied up. She gave him quite the scare while we were running up here." Said Jiraiya.
'So that's what that screaming was.' "Well Sakura and I got rid of the other intruder. He gave us a message to deliver to you Mom before I shot him. He ruffed up Sakura's pretty good too."
"What's the message?" asked Tsunade
"He said the senator sent him and that he didn't want you meddling in his business… he said that if you weren't gone in a week he would kill you guys himself…. That doesn't make sense though. Why would Senator Orochimaru want to kill you?"
"When Naruto gets back we need to have a group meeting in my office. For now let's get Sakura patched up. Jiraiya see if Shizune can take off from the hospital to take a look at her. Sasuke it's time I explained a certain couple of pictures to you and your brother." Tsunade walked down the hall and down the stairs.
"Uncle Jiraiya what picture is she talking about?"
"It's something we'll have to tell both you and Naruto." Jiraiya had a rare serious look on his face as he gazed off into the distance. The silence was broken as the prisoner tried to escape. "Anko your boyfriend wouldn't happen to be off duty now would he?"
"Sorry Jiraiya. Ibiki doesn't get off till morning. I can get some answers from him though." A sadistic smile grew on Anko's lips and she chuckled evilly as she dragged the screaming man into her chamber.
"I don't envy him." Said Sasuke as he and Jiraiya started walking down the hallway.
"Neither do I Sasuke, neither do I." They quickened their pace when they started hearing louder screaming coming from the room.
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Kakashi had been having a wonderful night. He had finished of a case of his favorite cigarettes, he had dipped into the expensive wine Hinata usually kept him from and he had gotten to the climax of his brand new smut book. But as all nice nights go something bad had to happen.
A woman with bright red hair under a black skullcap mashed through his door. She threw several tennis ball sized grey balls over the floor in different directions. Startled, Kakashi spilled his red wine all over his new white carpet.
'God damnit!' He pulled a gun from the back of his baggy blue pajama pants and put away his book. He stared the woman in the eye and quickly checked the door for signs of accomplices. "What do you want?" he asked.
"Kakashi Hatake?" she shouted.
"Who's asking?"
"I'm Tayuya and I've been sent to kill you!" She charged at Kakashi with a knife in each hand. Kakashi shot at her several times but she zigzagged around the furniture so fast it was hard to get a good shot. Soon she was upon him, slashing at every body part that neared her. Kakashi abandoned the gun and headed towards the kitchen to get his own weaponry. He slid over the bar and grabbed a butcher's knife before he fell to the other side. He came up and met one of her slashes with his own. They kept going at each other, blow for blow and kick for kick. Tayuya knew she was tiring quickly so she decided to bring out her secret weapon. She dropped her knives and flipped backwards a couple times for distance.
"Prepare to die Hatake!" She shouted before she put in earplugs. She pulled out a small remote and pressed down on the button. Suddenly a high-pitched sound filled the room and caused Kakashi to cover his ears. It was no good though, a ringing grew in his ears and grew louder and louder every second. His head throbbed and he staggered around. Eventually glasses started to crack and then Kakashi's window/wall shattered.
'Gah! I need to stop this or my brain's gonna explode!' Kakashi searched for the source. He noticed the grey balls she had thrown earlier and how a light blinked from the top of each of them. 'That's it!' Kakashi ran for his gun. Tayuya thinking he just wanted to end the pain quickly; let him. When Kakashi got his gun he aimed for the closest ball. With the first shot, the ball shut off and the sound dimmed. He searched for the next one and did the same. Seeing his new strategy Tayuya ran at him and Kakashi ran away. As he ran, he kept shooting balls and the sound kept shrinking until it stopped.
Tayuya screamed in rage and jumped on Kakashi's back trying to strangle him. Kakashi staggered back towards a wall and slammed her against it until she finally loosened her grip. She slid off his back and Kakashi turned around. He checked her and saw she was still conscious. "Ok now you've got some questions to answer. What does Orochimaru have planned?"
"Fuck off! I'm not telling you anything."
Kakashi put his gun to her head. "This any incentive for you?"
"I said fuck off. I'm not telling you shit!"
Kakashi sighed and pulled the trigger. He hated it when people were uncooperative. He stood up and took in his apartment's damage. 'Looks like Hinata and I are gonna need a temporary home while I get this fixed.' All of his glass was shattered, including his window/wall, his furniture was toppled over and several pieces had slashes in them, his new carpet would need cleaning and there was blood on his walls.
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The room was dark, very dark. The only light came from a table lamp that lit a small worktable. A man with raven hair pulled back into a long ponytail sat working on a tiny microchip. His cell phone rang. The caller ID showed up as 'partner'.
"What is it Kisame?" he asked in a stoic voice.
"Guess who I just saw?" said Kisame
"Is this important 'cause I'm kinda in the middle of something. The new sharingan is almost finished and I need complete concentration to get it in the lens correctly."
"Oh it's important! Naruto was out tonight with a Hyuga Hinata."
"And this is important why?"
"Hinata is the rumored dead Hyuga heir; Hiashi's daughter."
"Why do I care about some little mafia princess?"
"'Cause today I received a yellow envelope with six black rings on it."
"…Let me finish this and we'll go report in that we have sight of the target. Where are you?"
"Where the hell am I always? I'm at my restaurant! By the way do you know how much damage those two and that thug did? I have broken tables, broken chairs, dents in my floor and-"
Itachi hung up. He sighed and went back to his work. He slid the small microchip into a pocket on the back of a slim red contact lens. He popped it in his eye ad tested it out. After a few minutes he took it out and wrote down some notes. "Now what to put on the front?"
AN: all right, I told you there would be action! I think this went pretty well considering fights are not my strong point. Also I'm going to Spain for three weeks so I won't be able to update for a while. I hope this satisfies till then. REVIEW!