A/N: I know...it's been a while! I just didn't have the ideas flowing like I usually do and I refuse to give you anything but perfection! It's the end of a story and I refuse to half ass it just to get it to you that much sooner! For those of you who have paid attention to my notes...my sister is doing great aside from the Graft v. Host disease...which we recently found out is a good sign...instead of a bad one. My marrow is taking over her body and she is in remission...hit the hundred day mark back in October! Now, she swears she looks like Peter Griffin from Family Guy because of the swelling...but it'll get better! They are slowly weaning her off the steroids that keep the swelling under control! Now...I want to thank all of you for your patience and want to let you know that I will be starting a new story within the week as well as pulling a story to rework it! Hope you enjoy them! Now, on with the epi!

5 years later

So far so good! There hasn't been an uprising since the Volturi. Although some have tried only to get the ultimate smack down! Red eyes pop up every now and then. Most are handed an ultimatum to either join our was of life or burn in hell with the rest of the trouble makers! Needless to say, most have joined us and our numbers have increased expotentially. We are all pleased with the results.

The many wolf tribes around the world ended up needing more than what money could buy. We took tours of all the lands and eventually decided to rebuild the schools from the ground up. We also got rid of all the teachers that didn't really give a rat's ass about their education since the job didn't pay as well as they thought. Those teachers are now finding it hard to find a teaching job anywhere!

Amazing what a few thousand complaints can do to ya! So, once Jane and Alec were detoxed, we left them in Volterra to be our eyes and ears to everything.

They flourished once we got it into their thick skulls that Bella/Izobel never let their ideas and duties go without notice. They are completely happy with their newest duties which also include teaching in schools to give back to the humans.

All of us Cullen's headed back to the Pacific Northwest and started teaching the Quileutes. Many have gone onto Ivy league colleges, with our help and knowledge. Numerous are studying to become doctors, lawyers, businessmen, nurses. Pretty much whatever they want.

When the other tribes found out what we were doing for the Quileutes, they asked for the same help, so we asked around and delegated positions to those who want the satisfaction of a rewarding job with decent pay, nothing spectacular, but the bright minds they help mold. When others came to see our successes in the classrooms, they all jumped on board, wanting to reap the benefits of the minds that want to learn but never had the resources to.

All of the covens delegated a few to stay behind to be the eyes and ears to all, and they would switch out so everyone had the chance to lead, whether in a classroom or the coven. Needless to say, everyone were happy campers with the power distributed evenly.

Em is currently teaching phys ed. Yeah, definitely in his element. He really likes playing frisbee...with the wolves. Don't ask, the picture in my head says it all...and brings a whole new meaning to the word dog. At least the wolves find it as funny as the rest of us. So glad they have a sense of humor or we'd be in trouble!

Bella is all about English and positively loves her job. There is no room for racism in her classroom, so most of the banned books around the world make it into her classroom. These days, no one reads such books as To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Classics with some racial tendencies. Well, not on the rez. We all see it everyday around the world, so why hide what is still around to this day? Deal with it! People are still racist, it's your choice to either ignore it or bitch about it. Either way, it's still gonna happen...hell, it did happen. Get over it! Leave the past in the past where it belongs.

I've stuck with science. I have like 5 medical degrees, so it's a given on what I'd teach. I always did love Biology. Carlisle also teaches science, although he prefers the advanced sciences. What can I say, age does have it's advantages.

Jazz is all about history while the Pixie is all about art. Esme decided to introduce the tribes to Home Ec. Felix is all about Math...eh, who knew? Demetri, believe it or not, is the music teacher. I know, I flipped my shit when I found out he was a band geek. Don't get me wrong, the man is brilliant, and there isn't an instrument he can't play, but seriously? Demetri? That was just a bit surprising. We give him hell, but he takes it in stride and gives as good as he gets...which makes for some interesting conversations!

We still see the other tribes, normally during summer vacations when we visit either there or here. It's amazing to see how everyone is doing. Many of our friends have imprinted and started families. Their kids don't go without between the women and even some of us men. What can we say, babies melt us into a pile of goo quicker than anything else.

The Volturi have yet to be reincarnated...if they even get the chance, but we keep a close eye on all of those who become new vampires. Any sign of disloyalty and they are ash. No questions asked. Can you blame us after everything we've been through? Didn't think so!

So, as you can see, everything is peachy fucking keen around these parts. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some smexy times to get too!

A/N: Yes, I just did that! Hate me? I hope not! I decided to let your imaginations create the smexy times ;) So, that's it! Hope you enjoy the next story and the revamp of From Fat to PHAT!

Thank you all for your kind words, encouragement, and checking in to make sure I'm still breathing ;)