Pairings: B/V, Gh/Videl, G/CC

I will be keeping Goku's saiyan name as part of the story since his birth name is Kakkarot. Not too sure if that's the correct spelling or not but oh well.

What happens when you mix saiyans and humans? A mess. This is an AU fic where Vegetasei was never destroyed by Frieza, Goku remained on his homeworld, and Chichi is a saiyan. That makes Gohan a full blood instead of a demi. Bulma and Videl are still humans. Sorry to Goten fans but for a while he won't be in the fic. I'll try to insert him later.

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Italics -- thoughts and flashbacks

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Reality Check

Yamcha groans as he wakes up about 3 hours later wondering what happened. He gets up and staggers into the living room noticing something very odd. The two saiyans were in there with Bulma and chatting away with her. The one that had hit him had his head in Bulma's lap and was purring slightly as his tail was being combed a bit. "Ok, now thats just sick. What are you? A monkey or a cat?"

Both saiyans growl at that and attack Yamcha. They kick him right through a nearby wall that led to outside and smirk at each other for knowing exactly what the other wanted to do. They go back over to Bulma and sit back down. Vegeta looks at Bulma and raises an eye at her considering she was laughing about the whole situation. "What's so funny?"

"You guys...oh my goodness...kicked Yamcha right through that wall...hahhahah. He has had that coming for so long. Thank you so much for doing that. You guys just made my day all the more interesting." She runs her fingers through Vegeta's tail a moment getting a very loud purr from him. Liking that reaction she keeps doing that before suddenly getting pounced on. "Ok, maybe that was a bad idea doing that."

Vegeta chuckles at her and shakes his head. "It's not that. Our tails...when touched like that...get us very worked up. Thats just putting it lightly. You wouldn't want to know what I would do to you if you were my mate and did that. I guess it doesn't matter too much though. I'm the one here searching for a mate after all anyways. My father excepts me to find a mate within a month. His time as King is almost over and he wants me to be ready to take over that position soon. He's not in the best of health anymore either. I guess thats why he wants this so badly."

Bulma looks at him a moment with understanding. "I know what you mean. My parents want me to get married someday too and to maybe have a kid. I'm not getting any younger after all. I wouldn't mind knowing a bit about you though...if thats alright." Vegeta grins at her and nods. "Not a problem at all, but to understand me, you have to know about our race and my family. The rest will come in time."

He starts elaborating on the life the saiyans used to live, how they used to live in caves in the wild when two races instead of just one was on the planet. Some people believed it had been the saiyans who had whiped out the other race but it wasn't them at all. It was Frieza. He had come along to make a deal with the Tuffles and they refused. He retaliated by whiping out the entire race and leaving the planet in the care of the saiyans. A few years later, the saiyans had learned the technology that had been left behind and used it to their advantage. Frieza came again and formed a treaty with the saiyans. This treaty however was unstable and the saiyans didn't trust Frieza at all. "We still don't trust him, but theres not much we can do." He continues on to tell about how his father was appointed King over the saiyans due to being the strongest of them all at the time. His mother was taken as Queen a few years afterwards. Two years after that, him and his twin sister were born. His sister died at birth due to being too small and too weak to stay alive. Vegeta was crowned Prince when he turned 5 years old and was promised the title of King if he ever claimed a mate and had an heir of his own.

"I'm already 35 years old, and I have no mate. My father keeps nagging me about finding a mate, but so far none have caught my eye...at least not till now." He turns his head slightly to hide the slight red tint to his cheeks knowing that Bulma would catch on to what he meant. She does catch on to that and blushes a bit as well. She once again promptly faints.

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Moving right along...and boy did she get a reality check huh? lol. Anyways..please review.