What happens when you mix saiyans and humans? A mess. This is an AU fic where Vegetasei was never destroyed by Frieza, Goku remained on his homeworld, and Chichi is a saiyan. That makes Gohan a full blood instead of a demi. Bulma and Videl are still humans. Sorry to Goten fans but for a while he won't be in the fic. I'll try to insert him later. Also, I am altering the story. This is fanfiction after all. Can't have it all based on fact, so I'm throwing in some ideas from a RP session me and a friend do. :)

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When the two boys hit 2 years old, their training with their fathers began. The academy also started taking them in the mornings for a couple hours each day for some survival study. Things would be this way for the next couple years, and this was only the beginning. The academy knew of the two boys and what they liked to do, but accepted them in anyways. All too soon, they would learn what a huge mistake that is.

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Academy Training Begins

Dawn came too quickly for the liking of the demon duo. Today was the day they would start their training at the academy. Their mothers had already scheduled out their day and they had to be at the academy by 8am. That left little time for the kids to get ready and out the door. They were to be two of 35 children being taught at the academy on survival training. They were dropped off 15 minutes early by Chichi and Bulma and made aware that they would be picked up sometime after lunch. Gohan and Trunks didn't like it, but they knew better than to argue with their mothers. They started looking around the academy after their mothers had left and found the room they were supposed to be in. As with most kids, they were a bit nervous about being there. Being the troublemakers they were, they also looked at this as the perfect opportunity to cause chaos among the students and teachers. No other students were in the room just yet, so they went to work right away.

Trunks quickly pulls out a jar from his pocket and smears the clear goo onto the teachers seat. Since it had no odor and was transparent, the teacher wouldn't know it was there till it was too late. He puts the jar away once he was done then sits down near Gohan and starts chatting like nothing was going on. Other students wander in over the next few minutes and take their seats as well. The teacher wanders in about 2 minutes before the late bell for the beginning of the class. The teacher was a middle aged woman of roughly 40 years and seemed to have quite the attitude. She didn't like kids, but was told she either do this job or she would be sent off-planet on a special mission. Considering the nature of the mission, she chose the teaching spot in its place. She goes through the role call of all the students there then sits down. She feels something kind of sticky but doesn't pay much attention to it. It wasn't until she tried getting up that she realized what was wrong. She was stuck to the seat and couldn't even move. She looks towards Gohan and Trunks and gives them the evil eye knowing full well they were responsible.

Within ten minutes, some other adults walked in with some dissolvant and start prying the teacher off the chair. The kids were laughing the whole time. Gohan and Trunks just sat there trying to act innocent. Their first day here, and people were already giving them the evil eye. They of course, tried to act like they hadn't done anything. They seemed convincing enough and since the teacher had no proof, the matter was dropped quickly. The topic of the class was survival tactics. They were to study which plants were edible, which were poisonous, and which could be used to lure in animals of various types. There was one plant that also had properties of discoloration. Anything smeared with it would change colors and depending on the thing in question, it would have a different color. On hair, it usually turned blue or pink. On clothes, it turned purple or brown. Gohan, being the smarter of the two at the moment, hinted to Trunks about finding this plant and using it on one of the teachers. Since neither of them liked this lady teacher already, they figured she would be a good target.

Within three days, Trunks and Gohan had enough of the plant to do what they needed to do. They made sure to wear something on their hands to avoid getting it on themselves. They decided on a sneaky course of action and asked Bulma if she could combine this plant with a hair spray for their teacher. The plant itself smelled pleasant enough, so Bulma thought it was just a type of perfumed flower. She intermixes the components with hair spray and gets the can to the boys when it was done. The next day at school, Trunks gives the spray to the teacher. "Little gift for you. We got off to a bad start and wanted to be nice. We got this spray for you from a merchant in town and figured you could use it." The teacher looks wary about that but takes a sniff of the spray and grins. "Thank you, I think. This better not be a prank. Considering it was bought from a merchant though, little chance of that." She sprays her hair with it and grins at the hold it gave to her hair. The demon duo just smirk and sit down. Within a couple minutes, the teachers hair in the bacl turns a combination of pink and blue. Every time she turned, the students saw it and started laughing about it. Not knowing the problem, the teacher just ignores it. It took almost 2 hours before she looked in a mirror and shrieks from the odd hair color. The other teachers, having heard the shriek, come in to find out what was wrong and spot the hair color of the teacher. Most couldn't help themselves and bust up laughing. One was literally rolling on the ground from laughing so hard. The pitiful teacher looks at Trunks with a look to kill. "What?? The merchant sold it. How was I supposed to know it would do that? I thought it smelled pretty so got it."

The parents were called in this time. Vegeta and Bulma walk in and spot the teachers hair. Bulma starts cracking up seeing the color and knowing what happened. Vegeta tries to maintain a calm expression but fails miserably. He steps out of the room and busts up laughing in the hallway. Bulma finally gets under control moderately and looks at her son. "Alright son, I think we need to talk. Not that I'm not amused by this, but uhh, you could have warned me about the properties of that plant." Trunks just looks at her surprised a moment. "Didn't know it would do that. Was mainly going for pink, but blue and pink looks funny on her." This of course causes laughter among the students and even the teacher starts snickering about it all. She shakes her head and looks at the boys. "Very amusing, but umm, next time, go for that florescent green you did to that other ladies hair. I always wondered what I would look like with green hair." Trunks and Gohan look at each then the teacher. "OKAY!!!" The next day, the teacher got her wish and wound up with green hair. They had slipped a component into an apple and gave it to her. The component affected the hair of the person when ingested. It took less than half an hour to take effect. "Mrs Carlyle? You might want to look in the mirror." The teacher gives him a weird look then looks at the mirror. Seeing the bright green hair, she cracks up and was on the floor laughing within moments.

This was all going on within the first week of their time at the academy. However, their activities were cut short when the main teaching got underway. They had to go from pulling pranks to actually learning something. The lessons taught them how to hunt, how to make shelters, where and when to gather fruits and nuts and various other things that grew in the wild. The various animals on the planet were named and identified in categories according to the food chain. Most could be eaten while others would eat them if they caught them. In the times between classes at the academy, the boys and the other students were being taught fighting tactics by their fathers so they could survive against hostile people or creatures. All this training would take quite some time to learn, but it had to be done soon. Within the first 6 months of training, Chichi became pregnant again. She didn't want to go through 2 of her kids going through those tests, but she had no choice. Very soon, she would have to do the same training schedule as she had with Gohan. Already being a mother helped, but things would be tougher this time around than they were the first time. It was only a matter of time before she would find out how tough it would be. The time for war was at hand once again, this time to take place right there on Vegetasei.

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New chapter. Enjoy :)