Disclaimer-Transformers ©Hasbro
Warning- same as last time. Extreme crack! *runs laughing hysterically in the other direction*
/-----------------/
Megatron stood and walked over to the stage, looming over Sideswipe. "I'm next."
Sideswipe looked up, and sighed. "Fine. What song are you going to sing?" Megatron leaned down and pointed, giving Sideswipe a look. Sides' optics widened briefly before he sighed. "Somehow, that fits." he muttered. "Get up there!" he said, pointing at the stage.
Sideswipe turned back the machine muttering under his breath about former evil overlords and their need to loom over innocent mechs.
Megatron took position in front of the mike, adjusting it to his impressive height.
Ring around the roses
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down
Ring around the roses
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down
Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoon fed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down
London bridges falling down, my fair lady
Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoon fed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came
Mary had a little lamb [Incomprehensible]
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
(Baa baa black sheep have you any wool)
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
(Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full)
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
(Baa baa black sheep have you any wool)
Mary had a little lamb
(Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full)
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
(Baa baa black sheep have you any wool)
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
(Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full)
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
(Baa baa black sheep have you any wool)
Mary had a little lamb
(Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full)
Ring around the roses
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down
Ring around the roses
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down
Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoon fed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a-
He stepped away from the mike, and glared around the room. The room was silent. Jazz broke that silence. "Well. . .I liked it. In a twisted, sorta way. . .I guess."
Sideswipe looked up. "Will someone get up here? I wanna take a turn before everyone gets too wasted."
Sunstreaker grinned. "Finally."
A/N- I thought that Shoots and Ladders by Korn fit Megs. Up next are the Twin Terrors! (I'm having waay too much fun with this!)