Author's Note: Welp, summer break's just about over and I feel like crying. But I've got learning to drive, a Bruno Mars concert, and (hopefully) a trip to Lake Texoma to look forward to as well. And then there's school, which may or may not be a factor into delayed updates. Enjoy anyway.

-Voltalia

"I just don't know, Minor." Lord Stingray said. "Are you sure Finn was talking about you having to help him commit suicide?"

"My Lord, Finn told me to take him to the 'light.'" Mistress Minor answered angrily. "If that doesn't scream suicide, then I don't know what does. You probably remember Dad's attempts at taking his own life, right? Sure, he may've annoyed the hell out of you most of the time, but you can still see him positioning himself at the very end of the balcony when the war was still going on, yes?"

"Ugh. Minor, sweet chunks, why would I want to remember him doing that?" Lord Stingray answered with another question. "I'm trying to forget it ever happened."

"Because that's what Finn talking about the 'light' reminds me of." Mistress Minor tearfully said. "I don't want to see him going down that road. This is very important to me, my Lord. Please help me help him."

"Sorry. I'm just a bit angry because I've been placed under house arrest." he apologized.

"Under house arrest? By who?" his lady asked.

Before Lord Stingray could answer however, Alice and another trans-woman entered, followed by Anais Kipper (ne Jacobson) and her husband and children. Around the same time, the Doctor and Ultraprison's sixty-something-year-old twin North Korean-Chinese-American Nurses entered as well.

"Alice, take her away!" Finn shouted. "Take that mannish woman away now! She is UNACCEPTABLLLLLLEEEEEEE!"

Upon hearing that remark, the blonde slender ethereal Cuban trans-woman Solange shed a single tear. She then began to cry immediately afterwards.

"Finn!" Alice shouted. "She's been through enough hell already. Don't make this any worse for her." She turned to Solange. "Don't cry, Sol. The boy didn't mean it. He's just grumpy because we have him under suicide watch."

"I'm only 24, Ali." Solange said. "You don't need to pander to me."

"I hate to interrupt, but how's Finn?" Anais suddenly asked the Doctor.

"Vell..." the Doctor began. "Ve're not really sure vat's actually wrong vith him, but until ve do, ve'll have him under our vatch 24/7."

"WHY?!" Finn asked outrageously. "When are you going to let me out of here?!"

"I don't know." Mistress Minor answered while shaking her head.

"Marguerite, you let your father out of here now!" Finn screamed.

"Wait, 'father?'" Anais asked, confused. "I don't understand."

"Of course you wouldn't understand!" Finn screamed again. "You've never burned to death and taken over someone's body like I have. I'm the Warden for God's sake!"

"Son of a bitch..." Lord Stingray muttered to himself. "Now he thinks he's his dead father."

"I don't know about you, but I think Finn's developed schizophrenia. I'm not sure..." Anais said uncertainly. She turned her attention to the Doctor. "Please help this boy, doctor."

"Right zen!" the Doctor proclaimed. "Ve must hook him up to zis new thought machine."

"And where is the machine?" one of the Nurses asked.

"Ah, zanks for reminding me, mein Liebe." the Doctor replied. "Eet es next door."

"Thank you." the other Nurse said.

The Nurses left to retrieve the thought machine.

"Now then, we wait." the Doctor said once more.