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Italics- Prowl singing

Bold- Jazz singing

Bold Italics-Jazz and Prowl together

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Jazz gave the sound booth back to Sideswipe, and dragged Prowl onto the stage. "C'mon, Prowler!"

"I'm coming, Jazz." Prowl said, wondering to himself just how Jazz had managed to talk him into this. He reached Jazz, and smiled.

Jazz grinned back, bouncing up and down. "Ready, Prowler?"

"No."

"Good!" Jazz said, nodding to Sideswipe.

Prowl sighed and lifted his mike as Jazz did the same.

Baby seems we never ever agree
You like the movies
And I like T.V.
I take things serious
And you take 'em light
I go to bed early
And I party all night
Our friends are sayin'
We ain't gonna last
Cuz I move slowly
And baby I'm fast
I like it quiet
And I love to shout
But when we get together
It just all works out

I take-2 steps forward
I take-2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know-it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

Who'd a thoughtwe could be lovers
She makes the bed
And he steals the covers
She likes it neat
And he makes a mess
I take it easy
Baby I get obsessed
She's got the money
And he's always broke
I don't like cigarettes
And I like to smoke
Things in common
Just ain't a one
But when we get together
We have nothin' but fun

I take-2 steps forward
I take-2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know-it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

Baby ain't it somethin'
How we lasted this long
You and me
Provin' everyone wrong
Don't think we'll ever
Get our differences patched
Don't really matter
Cuz we're perfectly matched

I take-2 steps forward
I take-2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know-it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

Jazz set his mike down and grinned out at everyone assembled in the room. "So, what did ya think?"

Prowl laughed as everyone began to clap. "I think they liked it."

"Hope so. It took forever for us to learn those parts." Jazz said, rubbing the back of his neck.

"It was well worth it, though." Prowl pointed out.

Jazz grinned. "Yeah, it was. You did good, Prowler."

"You, too, Jazzy."

Jazz grinned at the use of his nickname as they sat down in front of Optimus. Jazz leaned his head back until he was looking at his boss upside down. "Hey, boss-bot. What did you think?"

"You did well, both of you. And the song you two sang is eerily accurate." Optimus said, giving both his SIC and TIC a grin.

"Well, why do you think we chose it?" Prowl asked. "It wasn't for the beat."

"Hey, that was part of it." Jazz said, laughing.

Optimus looked up at the stage. "Who is going next, do you think?"

"No idea."

A/N- Here's to hoping you can tell Jazzy's lines from when both Jazz and Prowl sing. If you can't, I'm sorry! I tried, I really did. It didn't turn out too bad, though. I'm proud of it. So, read, review, and let me know what you think!