Author's Note: Sorry it took so long. I've been busy with stuff lately and Superjailfan101's life is a bit much for him to handle right now. Oh, don't worry. He'll be back... in a few weeks or so.
-Voltalia
Back at Superjail, the Doctor and the twin Nurses were busy suicide watching over Finn. They had just hooked Finn up onto the thought machine and were going to be asking him some questions. The other people with them in the room were Anais Kipper and her husband Phil, their children Paris and Stanley, Alice and Solange.
"Okay, Finn." one of the Nurses began to speak. "We're going to ask you a few questions and whatever you're thinking will appear on that screen." She pointed at the thought machine, a large television-like device.
"Shall we begin?" the other Nurse, Park Eun Kyung, asked the Doctor.
"Ja!" he exclaimed in joy. "Uh, Anais, why don't you start?"
"Okay..." the forty-two-year-old mother began. "Finn, what are you thinking right now?"
He just stood, trying to come up with an answer, when something on the thought machine appeared. It read, "I want to have relations with a dragon just to see how it feels."
"You want...to have sex with...a dragon?" Anais asked in shock.
"What?" Finn asked back in just as much shock. "I never said that!"
"But your mind did." the first Nurse, Park Kyung Mi, said.
"Isn't science embarrassing?" Eun Kyung asked Finn.
"I did not think that up!" Finn yelled. "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!"
The thought machine rebutted with, "Um, yes you did, twit."
Paris and Solange were snickering like hell until Anais glared at them. Paris blushed like she had just farted while Solange just stood and said nothing. Finn twitched a bit afterward and was asked another question. This one was, "What do you really think of your surrogate mother?", from the thirty-nine-year-old slick-haired sooty black mustachioed Phil Kipper.
"I..." Finn was starting off, sweating nervously.
The thought machine replied with, "Alice makes me horny."
"Huh?" Solange asked out of reply and turned to Alice.
"Finn..." Alice blushed furiously now. "I had no idea you felt that way about me... But I've always seen you as my son..."
"UNACCEPTABLE!" Finn screamed at the Doctor and Nurses. "Change the subject now!"
"Oh my..." the Nurses replied ala George Takei as they faced each other.
"Alright, zat's enough." the Doctor said just then. "Let's move on to ze real questions."
"Hey, Stan." Paris whispered to her younger bro. "Remind me to ask if he masturbates while sleeping."
The thought machine replied with, "Yes."
"DAMN YOU, THOUGHT MACHINE!" Finn screamed again.
"I love this thing." Paris giggled.
At that moment, they heard someone approaching the door from the outside.
"H-hi. Can I help you?" Anais asked when she opened the door.
