Scene opens on Chris, standing on the pier. "Last time on Total Drama All Stars." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "The campers were made to catch some extremely venomous vipers, which were also extremely ticked off. Maybe I shouldn't have shaken their box a few times before unleashing them. Anyway, despite having a bit of extra time, the Striking Vipers lost the challenge when Carly accidently won it for the Giant Sharks. Light worked his magic on Finn, and successfully managed to get Haruhi eliminated despite Bart's little prank." The scene cuts back to Chris standing on the pier. "Will Light be able to convince Finn to trust him? Will Carly accidently save her team again? And will some of the other characters get a bit more airtime? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this episode of Total Drama All Stars."
Intro song plays.
Murtagh was out doing some early morning training with Thorn when Ash came up. "Hey Murtagh," he said, admiring the Rider's skill with the dragon. "So I, uh, never really got a chance to talk to you about your Charizard . . ."
Murtagh stopped what he was doing and turned to Ash. "My what?" he asked, dumbfounded. "Where do you come from that you don't know what a dragon is?"
"Umm . . . Pallet Town?" said Ash, now confused himself. "Sorry, what did you call that thing? Dragonite?"
Murtagh glared at Ash in anger, but before he could do anything Thorn raised his head. 'Murtagh, stop', he said, so that both he and Ash could hear.
"That's another thing I don't get," said Ash. "How do you speak in my head? Are you a Dragon and Psychic type?"
'Hush child', said Thorn. 'I am unlike your little Pokémon friends. I am a dragon. I am a being of immense power. Not even I know the extent of those powers.'
"Immense power, eh?" said Ash. "Then I challenge you to a battle."
'A brave challenge', said Thorn. 'However, the outcome will not be in your favour. None of your Pokémon could match my strength.'
"We'll see about that," said Ash. "I choose you, Charizard." Ash threw a Pokéball, and out popped a large dragon-like Pokémon, Charizard.
'Very well', replied Thorn. 'Don't say I didn't warn you'. Thorn immediately got onto his feet while Charizard sprung into the air. Thorn directed a few jets of flames at Charizard, but Charizard managed to dodge it.
"Charizard, use Mega-Punch," called Ash. Charizard dodged past several more blasts of fire before landing a powerful punch in Thorn's side. Unfortunately for Charizard, Thorn was much larger than him, and the punch was like a mosquito bite to a human. With very little effort, Thorn swatted Charizard out of the air and sent him falling to the ground.
'You see, Ash', said Thorn. 'Your Pokémon was nowhere near my minimum effort. Had I been really trying, I could have incinerated your Charizard, which would have been ironic considering his breath can melt mountains.'
Ash recoiled in shock, and accidentally backed into Finn. "Hey Ash," said Finn, before noticing Murtagh and Thorn. "Oh, I see you're fraternising with the enemy."
"I can assure you Finn, I had nothing to do with Light's plot," said Murtagh. "What he did was despicable, and I would know. I was made to serve a ruthless dictator who wanted nothing but absolute power."
"Yeah, you expect me to believe that?" spat Finn. "Come on Ash, unless you're going to turn against us too."
Confession Cam: Ash
"Ever since Haruhi was eliminated, Finn has been really harsh on all Giant Sharks members. I doubt all of them are like Light . . . although considering how easily he manipulated Finn, maybe they will be soon."
Meanwhile, Bart was sitting on the pier playing with his slingshot when Light came up. "Hey Bart," he said, sitting down beside him. "What's up?"
"Not much," replied Bart. "Trying to think of ways to get rid of that Annabeth chick. She almost got me eliminated last night. Which reminds me, you saved me." Bart looked up at Light curiously.
"Yes, I did," said Light. "I wanted to talk to you about that. I want to make an alliance with you."
Bart continued to stare at him. "But we're on different teams," he said. "We can't be friends without betraying our own teams."
"Then we don't have to let anyone find out about it," said Light. "Think about it: no-one knows we're here, right? We'll always meet here to discuss tactics. We can see if someone is coming, or if someone's already here, so we can avoid this place if we need to. Together, we could be the final two contestants. All you have to do is agree, and I'll take you to the end."
Bart looked at him suspiciously for a minute, then smiled. "Deal, man," he said finally.
"Excellent," said Light, shaking hands with Bart over their new deal.
Confession Cam: Light
"With my new alliance with Bart, I might not need that Finn kid anymore. I'll try and fix our so called 'friendship', but he may have outlived his usefulness."
"Campers, assemble at the amphitheatre for today's suici . . . err, challenge," said Chris over the loudspeaker. "And call your lawyers to remind them you agreed to this."
Over in the Giants Sharks cabin . . .
"Am I the only one who thinks that some of us are going to be killed on this show?" asked Rachel, who didn't miss what Chris almost said.
"Pfft, like that *beep* would *beep* dare," replied Hit-Girl as she left.
"I don't think there's soap strong enough to wash out your mouth young lady," sighed Rachel, before following her to certain doom.
At the amphitheatre, the campers were sitting with their teams in two separate stands. Chris and Chef appear onstage. "Hello campers, and welcome to today's challenge. I like to call it 'Truth or Rocket Propelled Hockey Puck'."
Several contestants gasped, before Kim spoke up. "I'm going to regret asking this, but why is it called that?"
"Glad you asked," said Chris, clearly and horrifyingly telling the truth. "Our producers have asked someone close to you to give us an embarrassing fact about you. Confess, and your team earns a point. Failure to do that will cause Chef to fire a hockey puck at you out of this rocket launcher, as he will now demonstrate." As he finished speaking, Chef lifted the rocket launcher and fired it into the Striking Vipers stand. Several members narrowly dodged the projectile, and amazingly no-one was hit. "Any questions?" The contestants were too shocked to speak. "Good, let's get started." Chris picked up a pile of cards and began reading from the first one. "From the Giant Sharks: who once accidentally grabbed a princess's butt?"
"Pfft, you call that embarrassing?" said Zidane. "I am proud to say that Princess Garnet's butt is as soft as a pillow made of marshmallows." As he finished speaking, Zidane noticed that the nine female contestants were glaring at him.
"Somehow, I get the feeling that Haruhi's glaring at you from home," said Chris, picking up the next card. "From the Striking Vipers: who nearly got killed by a flock of sparrows barely a mile from home?" This time, nobody spoke up. After ten seconds, a buzzer sounded. "Ooh, sorry Vipers, but if Ash had just spoken up . . ."
"I didn't get nearly killed by a flock of sparrows, whatever they are," said Ash. "I was nearly killed by a flock of Spearow."
"Either way, I get to do this," said Chef, lifting the rocket launcher. He fired it, and a hockey puck smashed Ash right through the stand, leaving an Ash shaped hole where he was sitting.
"Ooh, he may need medical attention. Oh well, next victim: who, on their birthday, had a goat . . ."
"Stop. It's me," interrupted Carly, holding her head down in shame.
"What did the goat . . ." started Rachel.
"NEVER MIND WHAT THE GOAT DID!" yelled Carly.
"Come on guys," said Kevin. "They're two nil up. We need to just admit to whatever dirt Chris has on us and hope they don't do the same."
"Next on the list, who watches violent movies but freaks out when there's a gun fight?" asked Chris, looking at the Striking Vipers. Kevin sunk down in his seat, but said nothing. The ten seconds quickly expired. "Wow Kevin," said Chris. "I didn't even think this was that embarrassing, especially after the motivating speech. Oh well. Chef?"
"I love my job," said Chef, lifting up the rocket launcher and firing. A hockey puck flew into the stands and collected Kevin. "I love it much more when they scream in terror though."
"You're not alone my friend," said Chris. "Next secret: who manipulated everyone they ever knew to cleanse the world of evil?"
"That would be me," said Light. "And might I add, I am not proud of it." As he said the second part, he looked over at Finn.
Confession Cam: Light
"Yes I am."
"Alright, three to nothing Giant Sharks lead," said Chris. "Will our next contestant put a score on the board for them? Their secret is: they snuck out of the house to see a rap concert, and to cover it up they framed their best friend's dad for kidnapping?"
"Has Lisa been blabbing about me again?" called Bart, outraged.
"I'll take that as a confession," said Chris. "Three to one, Giant Sharks lead. Next secret: whose father is an accountant but claims to be an ex-cop?"
"Who the *beep* told you that?" demanded Hit-Girl.
"I'm not legally obliged to tell you that," said Chris. "You'll just have to bribe me for that information afterwards like everyone else." Chris picked up the next card. "Okay Vipers: who easily stops criminal masterminds, but practically freezes up around cute boys?"
"Well, what else am I meant to do?" asked Kim. "You can't just talk to a cute guy."
"So you don't find any of the guys here cute?" asked Wallace.
"I didn't say that," said Kim. At this, Light's ears pricked up, a small smile spread across his lips, then it was gone.
"Four to two, Giant Sharks lead. Next secret: who here is a chicken?"
"What?" demanded Marty. "Nobody calls me chicken." At this, Marty started to get up.
"Chef, if you would," said Chris. On his command, Chef picked up the hockey puck launcher and blasted Marty.
"It does seem a little unfair that he gets blasted even though he confessed," said Chef.
"Really Chef?" asked Chris.
"Nah," replied Chef, and the two of them started laughing.
When they finally finished laughing at Marty's misfortune, Chris picked up the next card. "Okay, which member of the Striking Vipers has a crush on a princess made of candy?"
"Hey, come on. Princess Bubblegum is totally human," said Finn. "At least, I think she is."
"Whatever man," said Chris. "Next up, who from the Giant Sharks had their boyfriend try to kill them?" For the first time with the Giant Sharks, no-one spoke. Soon, the buzzer went off. "Ooh, tough luck Sharks," said Chris. "Katniss, if you'd spoken up your team might have got a clean sweep."
"But Peeta never tried to kill me," said Katniss. "In fact, he tried to defend me."
"Yes, I'm sure lots of people try to protect each other in a fight to the death," said Chris. "Chef, puck her. Hmm, wonder if that will have to be censored? Probably not." Chef gladly picked up his new toy and blasted Katniss with it. "She'll be okay," said Chris. "She survived The Hunger Games . . . twice. Now, next secret: who has a crush on their own brother?"
At Chris said this, a collective 'eww' rose from all the contestants . . . except one. "I'll have you know he's only my half-brother," said Ayane.
"He's still related to you. By blood," said Wallace. "What more does he need to do to make you uninterested?"
"Watch your mouth, pretty boy," said Ayane. "I can rearrange your body in any way I please."
"Can we sell the mutant you create to the circus?" asked Chris. Ayane simply nodded, and Chris got a giddy look in his eyes. "On that cheerful note, Giant Sharks lead five to four. Next up, who couldn't see a flying golden ball when it was three inches from his face?" Like before, no-one spoke. When the buzzer sounded, Chris was grinning like a maniac . . . more so. "Don't want to make yourself look bad, Draco?"
"Don't you dare talk about me like that," said Draco. "I'll tell my father about this."
"Pfft, as if he knows anyone who can do something about it," said Chris. "Chef?" Chef aimed the puck launcher and fired at Draco.
"WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA," yelled Draco, pulling out his wand. The puck sailing towards him stopped where it was and simply floated there.
"Chef?" said Chris again, and Chef fired a second puck at Draco. Before Draco could drop the first puck, the second one struck him in the middle of his head.
"I'll . . . tell my . . . father about this," said Draco before passing out.
"Like you're gonna remember it," said Chris. "Next up: who shares a bed with a guy?"
"That'd be me," said Wallace, like it was no big deal.
"And you don't find that weird in any way?" asked Carly, giving him a strange look.
"Should I?" replied Wallace, still like it was no big deal.
"Yeah, you probably should," said Chris.
"Ah, Chris," said Chef, who came up to Chris and whispered something in his ear.
"Really? Hmm, never would have guessed," said Chris. "Moving on: who fell in love with a guy who everyone warned her would horrifically betray her?"
"Oh, you mean Riha . . . started Wallace.
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The scene returns, and Wallace has been knocked out by a hockey puck. "I really hope we don't get axed for that," said Chris. "Anyway, time's up . . . Rachel."
"But I never got a chance to respond after the whole Wallace incident," said Rachel. "I would have admitted it, I swear. Give me another . . ." She didn't say anything else after this, because she was knocked out by a hockey puck, much to everyone's relief.
"Okay, score check: Sharks 5, Vipers 5. Quite the comeback there, Vipers. Next secret: who nearly gets killed by their cat whenever they take his collar off?"
"You would too if the thing was an ancient evil spirit," said Sabriel.
"That's a confession," said Chris. "Sharks, you need to answer confess to this in order to stay in the game."
"There's only us left," Murtagh whispered to Alice. "If we both confess, Annabeth will have to confess since she's the last one for the Vipers. That'll bring us to a tie."
As Chris picked up the last card, Alice leaned over to Murtagh. "It's yours," she said. "Quick, confess now."
"Okay, who got forced into slave labour for a delusional, omnipotent king?" asked Chris.
Before Murtagh could speak, Draco stood up in front of him, though he was unsteady on his feet. "But mummy, I swear, the hippogriff ate the chandelier. How else would there be cookies in the basement?" he said, clearly still suffering from a nasty head wound. As he finished speaking, he stumbled out of the stands and knocked himself out again.
Just as Draco hit the ground, the buzzer sounded. "Ooh, tough luck Murtagh," said Chris. "Chef, if you would."
As Chef fired at Murtagh, he began speaking in a language no-one could understand. Suddenly, the hockey puck stopped dead where it was and fell to the ground. "Yeah, I can do that," said Murtagh. "Take your best shot."
Chris picked up a rock and was about to throw it when suddenly, there was a loud thump. Murtagh slumped over where he was standing, to reveal Alice standing there. "Chris, if you had tried that, you were only going to get yourself killed," she said, before taking her seat again.
"Well, that's a time saver," said Chris. "Sadly, doesn't count as a game saver. Vipers, if your final contestant admits to this, you win outright."
"It's me isn't it?" asked Annabeth.
"You don't know that yet," said Chris.
"Considering my teammates have all confessed to something, and you haven't doubled up yet, and you've only got two cards left, and Alice hasn't confessed yet either, I'd say it's me," said Annabeth.
"Fine, it's you," said Chris, slightly annoyed. "It's not much fun when I don't get to tell everyone that you're dating your cousin."
Like before, a collective 'eww' rose from the contestants. "It's not weird," said Annabeth. "Gods don't have DNA, therefore we're not related."
"Your mother is your boyfriend's first cousin," said Chris. "Therefore, you're related. In any case, Striking Vipers win. Alice, you don't have to admit to being in a nuthouse."
"You like spilling our secrets too much," said Alice.
"It's great for ratings," replied Chris. "Actually, that might not be a good thing for this episode, what with Wallace's little outburst."
"Don't worry," said Alice. "The producers just won't pay you for this week, but otherwise you'll be fine."
"FINE!?" yelled Chris. "How is that fine? I need my unnecessarily huge salary for expensive crap that normal people can't afford. I'll see your team at the elimination ceremony for that." At that, Chris stormed off stage.
"I thought he already was going to see us," said Zidane, confused.
Shortly after the challenge, Finn was practicing with his sword on the beach. Light approached him, but stopped a safe distance away. "Hey Finn," he called, watching with caution. Finn ignored him and continued training. Light called his name louder, but still Finn ignored him.
As Light was about to say his name a third time, Finn stopped and finally faced him. "What?!" he demanded angrily. "Are you here to manipulate me again?"
"Finn, please," said Light. "What happened to Haruhi was an honest mistake. Really, I didn't know her that well. I only had your team's best interests at heart."
"Really?" asked Finn, seeming confused.
"How could I have known?" asked Light. "She was only here for one day. What else was I supposed to think?" At this, Light approached and extended his hand to Finn. "Friends?"
Finn hesitated, then took Light's hand. "Friends," said Finn.
Confession Cam: Light
"Hook, line and sinker. Now, I still have one last victim to exploit. Oh Chris, thank you for coming up with today's challenge. In the meantime, I should try to convince the others to get rid of Katniss. She's pretty smart and tough, a worthy adversary. And if I can get rid of her before the rest of the team realises she's useful, she won't find out I'm playing these people for all they're worth."
Confession Cam: Finn
"I'm not really making up with Light. That guy is evil, I can tell. I just need to convince his team to get rid of him."
That night, a long shot of the campfire ceremony is shown. . .
Confession Cam: Zidane
"My vote's going to Draco. If he didn't interrupt Murtagh, we could have tied the round up and gone to the tie breaker. Plus, I get the feeling the girls hate me, and voting for one of them won't help me. Seriously, these girls need a bit of the Z-man."
Confession Cam: Hit-Girl
"I'm voting for that *beep* Draco. That *beep* cost us the *beep* challenge."
Confession Cam: Draco
"Light told me and a few the others that Katniss is to blame for our loss. She was the first to not admit to her secret, and that caused a snowball effect that made us lose. I'm going to tell father about this. You know, after I win the million."
Confession Cam: Katniss
"If this were The Hunger Games, I'd have killed Draco by now. But it's not, so I'll do the next best thing. So long, daddy's boy."
Chris steps up to the podium. "Okay, Sharks. You've all cast your votes. Nine of the ten of you will receive a marshmallow. That means you're safe . . . for now. The one of you who does not receive a marshmallow will be taking the Blast of Shame from the cannon. And you will never be allowed to return . . . ever. The following campers are safe." Chris picked up a piece of paper and started reading names, tossing a marshmallow to each person as he said their name. "Light. Zidane. Carly. Murtagh. Hit-Girl. Alice. Rachel. Marty." Chris looked intently on Katniss and Draco. "Campers, I have one marshmallow left. That means one of you is going home. The final marshmallow goes to . . ." On these words, the two contestants began to look worried, with the camera switching between them several times. "Katniss." The last marshmallow landed on Katniss's lap, and she breathed a sigh of relief.
"What?" demanded Draco. "You're voting me off? I'm going to . . ."
"Tell your father about this," replied the remaining Sharks, Chris and Chef in unison.
"You dare interrupt me?" demanded Draco. "I'll t . . ." At this point, Chef grabbed him and covered his mouth. Several people cheered as Chef loaded him into the cannon and blasted him away.
Meanwhile, from the shadows of the elimination ceremony, Finn sneaks off.
Confession Cam: Finn
"I couldn't get rid of Light this time. But at least I saved Katniss. Maybe Murtagh is right, maybe the only evil one is Light. I don't know for sure. But one way or another, Light is going down."
Meanwhile, in a studio, Chris is watching this on one of many screens. "I love this Light kid. He's caused so much chaos, and this is only episode three. Multiple Gemmy award winner, Chris McLean. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Anyway, who is Light's next victim? Will Finn get his revenge? And most importantly, are Draco and Haruhi still alive after taking the Blast of Shame into shark infested waters? Find out the answers to those first two questions right here, next time, on Total Drama All Stars."