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Sideswipe looked expectantly at the crowd. Red Alert entered the room, looking around before heading to the energon dispenser. Sideswipe glanced over at him, and smirked. Sunstreaker caught the look, and went over to Red. "Hey, Red."
"Hello, Sunstreaker. I liked your song."
Sunstreaker grinned. "Thanks. You wanna sing?"
"No."
"Aw, come on!"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Will you do it if Sides and I promise not to prank anybody for a week?"
"Make it a month."
"A month?!"
"A month."
Sunstreaker pouted. "Fine." he said, glancing over at Sideswipe. His brother was not going to be happy about that. Red Alert held up a finger to Sides, and went over to Bumblebee. "Bee? Could you watch the monitors for a moment?"
"Sure, Red!"
"Thank you."
With a resigned sigh, Red Alert headed up to the stage, earning many surprised stares. He briefly glared at the Twins, who were arguing. He cleared his throat. "Can we get on with it, please?"
Sideswipe nodded, and hit a button.
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
Who is…
The schizophrenic psycho… yeah…
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
Who is…
The schizophrenic psycho…
She lays down on the fresh lawn
She can make everything magical
But she tied one on big time
And it makes me want to rewind
To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
And you know we're gonna win again
Yeah you know we're gonna win again
Yeah you know we're gonna win again
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
Who is…
The schizophrenic psycho… yeah
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
Who is…
The paranoid flako… yeah
She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Reappear when you feel magical
Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
Yeah you know we're gonna win again
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
Who is…
The schizophrenic Psycho… yeah
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
Who is
The paranoid flako
You're the one
You're the one
Who is…
The schizophrenic psycho
You're the one
You're the one
Who is…
The schizophrenic psycho
You're the one
You're the one
Who is…
The schizophrenic psycho
Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
And you know we're gonna win again
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
Who is…
The schizophrenic psycho… yeah
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
Who is…
The paranoid flako…
You're the one
(Maybe I'm the one)
You're the one
(Maybe I'm the one)
Who is
(Who is)
The schizophrenic psycho…
(The schizophrenic psycho… yeah)
You're the one
(Maybe I'm the one)
You're the one
(Maybe I'm the one)
Who is
(Who is)
The schizophrenic psycho
(The paranoid flako)
You're the one
You're the one
Who is
The schizophrenic psycho
Dead silence reigned as Red Alert set the mike down, and walked off the stage, giving Inferno a rare smile as he passed. He waved to the cameras, signaling Bumblebee that he was headed back to the monitor room.
As Red disappeared down the hall, Optimus addressed the room at large. "What the pit was that?!"
Sunstreaker scowled as he crossed his arms. "That was Red being an extortionist."
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A/N- Oh, come on, it was funny! I know that Red Alert is really paranoid, but for this, his paranoia is at a minimum, mostly because Megs isn't gonna try anything with Optimus sitting right next to him. Well, read, review, and let me know what you think!