Ch.3 Hard Burger

Luigi whistled as the sizzling of the grill confirmed that the patty was nearly finished cooking, when Blaze shot a fireball towards a bird that wanted to grab the patty. Looking up towards the source of the fireball our favorite Italian green plumber noticed the princess of the Sol dimension Blaze angrily staring where the bird once was.

"Stupid bird…they never leave us alone" Blaze muttered in pure anger, Luigi smiled his trademark grin before he made a funny quote.

"I thought that cats are supposed HUNT birds, not burn them to bits?" Luigi said trying to hold back his laughter, only to hide underneath the kiosk in fear that the sight of Blaze engulfed in flames.

"Please don't-a kill-a me! I have so little-a-to-a live for, but it's still-a worth living even though I-a have bad luck!" Luigi responded to this while cuddling close to his trusty fire extinguisher, the lavender cat didn't show it but she was highly amused at the plumbers cowardice.

"I'll think about but for now I'm going to kill you" Blaze said in fake malevolent voice as she took a step forward…. only to be sprayed in the head by Luigi's fire extinguisher, before he threw it at her foot which caused it to explode from the extreme heat.

When the smoke cleared both the plumber and the fiery princess were covered in snow like substance, despite it being in the middle of spring. Blaze quickly set herself up in flames, which caused the snow resembling substance to melt of her but she saw that it melted off Luigi whom was completely blue from the cold.

Luigi didn't say anything but he instead put a small sign on the kiosk that said 'Closed For Today'. He prepared the burger he wanted to eat before the situation started, but when he took a bite, all of his teeth shattered…. along with the burger.

Luigi was then reported on the daily news being walked outside of the hospital with Blaze the cat, four minutes afterwards Sonic The Hedgehog would be reported being sent to the same hospital with various claw markings and 3rd degree burns. Mario of the two Mario bros would be joining 25 minutes later due to a blow to the head from a frying pan and a fireball shot in his face.