Hello everyone this is Demon here with our special guest *drumroll* GANGLYALEXANDER CHEER FOR HIM EVERYONE!
*crowd boos at Gangly, only to be silenced by him bringing out a minigun and shooting the crowd when the gun shoots out tacos!*
gangly: YOU ALL SUCK MY ****ING D*** YOU CO** SU***** WHORES! (begins shooting the crowd some more this time with a tank)
Welp since Gangly and I are on a killing spree, please don't enjoy the chapter.
(everyone stops and looks at me, and before I know it I'm am in a volcano)
Me: GODDAMIT YOU ***KHEADS **** MY ******* LIFE GET ME OUT OF THESE ROPES!
Gangly: Enjoy the FANTASTIC CHAPTER!
Ch.4 Preferences
Luigi and Blaze were both at the small kiosk just playing on their laptops, Luigi was simply playing Sonic Unleashed on his laptop while Blaze was playing Sonic generations with a mod that allowed her to play as herself. Luigi was curious on why he was hearing her grunt and scream while her lips weren't moving, so he walked to where the lavender cat was sitting down and saw what she was doing.
"Your-playing-a-game" Blaze looked at him as she continued "That-a has you and all your-a friends in it" Luigi looked at Blaze with a face that would be described as funny, confused, and amazed all in one "And your-a playing as yourself?" Luigi finished while laughing slightly at the scene; to say the least it made Blaze frown.
"What's so wrong with that, you play as yourself in all the games your featured in?" Luigi was about to answer the question when he noticed that a toad, which had black spots instead of red along while wearing sunglasses that were slightly cracked.
"Hold that-a thought" Luigi said as he walked behind the stand, the toad looked at him strangely before smile a creepy smile.
"Hell-a-o my-a name is Luigi how may I-a help you?" Luigi said as he leaned onto the stand to listen to the customers orders while the toad looked at the menu. After a few minutes the customer had finally spoke which would cause a large amount of trouble for both the plumber and the princess.
"I want a pizza pie" Luigi stared at the toad with confusion at this. Quickly thinking our favorite man in green grabbed a copy of a menu that he made and looked right back at the customer with an angry scowl.
"We don't have pizza pie now go away before you cause a scene that will no doubt ruin my business, cause me to go back to Italy working on pipes, which will make me build up-a a-a nasty way of getting revenge, then i-a-will crucifie you onto a cross….by your-a-balls" Luigi said which scared the fake customer away, which caused Blaze to look at her green thunder friend curiously.
"Do you always say things like that on Mondays?"
"Only when the customer is trying to pull-a-fast one like that to embarrass-a me" Luigi responded in a sing song voice, before he got hit in the head by a brick-no doubt thrown from the person he scared. Blaze sighed at the humorous scene in front of her.
"Well" Blaze started as she packed her laptop as well as luigi's laptop in her bag, before she started to carry luigi on her back "Guess this means you get a week off"
Blaze would then spend the next morning explaining to a very pissed off Luigi why he had bandages on his head.