Disclaimer- Transformers (c) Hasbro

Warning- Extreme crack?

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Barricade walked up to the stage, smirking at Sideswipe, who smirked back. Whoever said that this wouldn't be fun was a liar.

"Ready, 'Cade?"

"Yep."

Barricade picked up the mike.

Always, known in, all my time,
a little left of center now
reflect as I realize,
that all I need is to find the middle pillar
path to sit like the sun by a
star in th sky and just be.
sinners, casting stones at me

I...I stand, not crawling, not falling down
I...I bleed, the demons that drag me down
I...I stand, (for nothing), not crawling,
(the center), not falling down
(of calms within the eye)
I...I'll bleed, (for no one), the demons,
(but myself), that pull me down
(for me and no one else)

goodbye, sunshine, I've put it out again, sad
I'm over, personalities, conflicting,
I don't need you, or anyone, but me
I'll just be, living my own life,
I feel my glowing center grow, infecting
I feel alive and
shovel dirt over lime,
plan it in myself to sit like a seed under
covers of earth and just be
sinners, pointing fingers at me

I...I stand, (for nothing), not crawling,
(by myself), not falling down
I...I'll bleed, (for no one), the demons,
(but myself), that drag me down
I...I stand, (for nothing), not crawling,
the center), not falling down
(of calms within the eye)
I...I'll bleed, (for no one), the demons,
(but myself), that pull me down
(for me and no one else)

Come play, kill.
Refuse my body, refuse my shadow
stone cold will
refuse to lead this, refuse to follow
bitter pills
refuse to feed this, refuse to swallow,
I'm fueled godless

Come play, come play
kill
just be, just be

I...I stand, (for nothing), not crawling,
(by myself), not falling down
I...I'll bleed, (for no one), the demons,
(but myself), that drag me down
I...I stand, (for nothing), not crawling,
(the center), not falling down
(of calms within the eye)
I...I'll bleed, (for no one), the demons,
(but myself), that drag me down
(for me and no one else)

Barricade set the mike back down, and walked off the stage, whistling to himself while everyone in the room stared at him in stupefied surprise. He blinked. "What?"

Jazz opened and closed his mouth a few times before speaking. "What the PIT was that?"

"What? I thought it was appropriate." Barricade said, shrugging. "What was so wrong with it?"

"Nothin'. I just wasn' expectin' somethin' like that from ya."

"Well, it's nice to know I can surprise you, Jazz."

"Speak for yourself." Jazz muttered, causing the room to burst out laughing. "It ain't funny!" he protested.

Prowl shrugged. "It's pretty funny from my end."

"Ah, bite me."

"Later, Jazzy, later." Prowl drawled, wrapping an arm around Jazz's shoulders.

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A/N- See, this is what my demented imagination comes up with when I'm on a sugar high! Oh well. Read, review, and let me know what you think. Also, before I forget, and because I've forgotten to do this in several other chapters, none of the music is mine. I keep forgetting to add that in the disclaimer.