The scene opens on Chris, standing on the pier. "Last time on Total Drama All Stars." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "Since half the original cast was gone, we decided to dissolve the teams, so each camper would have to fend for themself. So how did we end up with eleven contestants? Because Ezekiel is a greedy little *beep*. The contestants were made to tell us what they think of each other, or be electrocuted to within an inch of their life. Because Ezekiel couldn't keep his mouth shut, he got booted, keeping up his record of being eliminated at the first opportunity." The scene cuts back to Chris on the pier. "Who will survive on their own? Who will need others to survive? And who will simply not survive? Assuming our lawyers will allow that last one, find out the answers right here on Total Drama All Stars."
Intro song plays.
Light and Marty walked out onto the pier, where Bart and Kim were already waiting. "Okay, looks like everyone's here," said Light. "Let's get down to business."
"Before that, I have a question," said Bart. "I thought this alliance would be dudes only. Why is Kim here?"
"I never made such a rule," said Light. "Seriously Bart, there's a reason Kim made it this far, and it's not just her looks." This got an approving glance from Kim.
"So, what's the plan?" asked Marty. "Do we just work together until we're the final four, then it's every man and Kim for themselves?"
"I'd like to think of it as friendly competition as the final four," said Light.
"So, who do we go for first?" asked Kim.
"Katniss has been after me for longer than anyone else," said Light. "And I fear she's starting an alliance like ours to overthrow me. She's a strong competitor, so she'll be tough to beat, but if she goes, the rest will follow."
"I don't know," said Kim. "I mean, I think she's kinda cool. Do you really think she's that bad?"
"For us, yes," said Light. "We need to remove her soon. She has Zidane helping her already, and Kevin would probably be willing to help her. If we can crush them while we outnumber them, we will win."
"And how do you know all this?" asked Marty.
"I have my sources," said Light. Marty and Kim glanced at each other, unsure what to think of this.
Meanwhile, up in the trees, Ayane heard the whole thing.
Confession Cam: Ayane
As she is speaking, she is seen scribbling on a piece of paper. "I'm not really on anyone's side here, but honestly, I just can't allow Light to win. Anyone else would be fine . . . except Wallace. Which reminds me: how the hell did he get this far?"
"Attention campers," said Chris. "Your next challenge will be in ten minutes. Meet at the giant sheet covering something huge at the edge of the forest."
As Ayane left the Confession Cam, she folded the paper into a ninja star and threw it into the girl's cabin. She then turned left and noticed the giant sheet covering something. "How did I not notice that?" she asked herself. She looked closer and saw what looked like a red-haired girl in blue on top of the sheet. Ayane rubbed her eyes to check again, but she was gone.
Ten minutes later, at the giant sheet . . .
"Campers, I'm sure you're wondering what's under this sheet," said Chris.
"Not really," said Bart. "We peeked under while we were waiting for you."
Chris glared at him. "Well, okay, here it is again, today's challenge." Chris pulled the cover back, revealing a giant rollercoaster. How he managed to remove a cover that large by himself is anyone's guess. "Introducing, the Rollerchriser." In front of them sat the rollercoaster cart, with Chris head on the front.
"Please stop naming things after yourself," said Katniss.
"No deal," said Chris. "Now, this beautiful machine has one purpose in life: eliminate the weak. More specifically, the weak stomached. The Rollerchriser is designed to make you throw up, and as soon as you do, it will eject you from the cart. If you're lucky, you will land on one of these carefully placed mattresses." Chris indicated a nearby mattress, which had a spring clearly sticking out of it.
"Ha, piece of cake," said Kevin. "I've been on plenty of rollercoasters back home. This'll be easy."
"Or will it," said Chris. "Enter Chef." Chef came up, dressed like he worked at a carnival, and pushing a cart carrying hotdogs and milkshakes. "After each ride, you will be required to eat one hotdog and drink one milkshake. Otherwise we could be here for days."
"You magnificent *beep*," said Wallace.
"I know," said Chris. "Last one to spew wins invincibility from tonight's vote. Now, because I'm kind, you don't have to have anything before you get on the Rollerchriser, but you can if you wish." Surprisingly, no-one took him up on this offer, and just took their seats. "Oh well, your loss. Happy spewings."
"Hey Chris, just a quick question," said Ash. "How fast does this thing gWHOA!" Ash was cut off as the Rollerchriser suddenly took off at an extremely high speed.
The Rollerchriser swerved around corners, several loop-the-loops, tunnels, and almost vertical drops (almost because they were at such an angle, they actually went back inwards). On top of the ferocity of the Rollerchriser's speed, when the ride ended it was a very suddenly stop, which would have thrown everyone forward if not for the protective bar. Despite the ride only lasting a minute, the campers actually travelled a full mile.
"In answer to your question Ash," said Chris. "That fast. Now, hotdogs and milkshakes for all."
The contestants all looked woozy, but none threw up. Each managed to keep down their food, though some didn't look like they'd make it back the Rollerchriser. They did, but it didn't look good. Obviously, they didn't make it around the Rollerchriser a second time.
Despite his tough guy speech earlier, Kevin was the first to go. Hardly five seconds after the ride started, he spewed, and was immediately ejected from the ride. Kim was the next to go, though she at least made it halfway around. Light was the third and final contestant to throw up on this trip. Unfortunately for him, he did it in one of the tunnels, so when he was ejected, he slammed into the roof. His unconscious body then rolled out of the tunnel and fell to the ground, narrowly missing a mattress.
"Okay campers, seven of you left," said Chris as the remaining contestants got off the ride. "Anyone hungry? Thirsty? Well, you're gonna have to be, because you've gotta down another hotdog and milkshake."
The contestants reluctantly started eating their food, though it was clear none of them really wanted to eat it. In fact, Zidane actually threw up while eating. He was promptly ejected from the spot he was standing.
"Don't remember setting that one up," said Chris.
"Me either," said Chef. The two of them gave each other a confused look, then shrugged it off.
"Okay, that leaves six of you," said Chris. "Off you go." The contestants groaned, but they still piled into the ride. This time around however, no-one threw up. "Well done," said Chris. "You're all still in. Eat up, because we need to get rid of another five of you."
Each contestant continued feasting on the puke-inducing food, but somehow after another three runs, no-one else had dropped from the competition.
"Okay, this is getting ridiculous," said Chris. "How are you people still standing?" Several contestants looked like they were going to answer, but could only talk in sick groaning sounds rather than actual words. "It can't be much longer. Chef, feed them."
"I'm all out of hotdogs," said Chef. "And these milkshakes have almost dried up."
"What? Where'd all our milkshakes go?" asked Chris.
"Well, they did bring a lot of boys to the yard," said Chef.
"Oh yeah," said Chris. "Well, go make some more. Yours would be better than mine."
"Damn right they're better than yours," said Chef, leaving to restock. Meanwhile, as the remaining contestants got back on the ride, they breathed a sigh of relief that they didn't have to eat anything this time around.
The contestants got back into the ride, and it started its wild trip again. As the cart ascended one of the hills, Ayane happened to look over into the trees. There she saw her, a red-haired girl in blue, hiding in one of the trees. Kasumi, she was sure it was. Ayane opened her mouth to yell out.
Big mistake. That was the only thing holding back a long wave of vomit. This got her ejected immediately. What was worse was that she was sitting near the front of the ride, so gravity took hold and brought it back to earth. And anything in between, like, say, four other contestants. Unfortunately for Ash, Bart, Katniss and Wallace, the ride was designed to eject anyone with vomit on them, so this ended the ride for them.
Marty (the only contestant in front of Ayane) didn't notice a thing until the ride came to a stop. He got out of the ride (barely) as Chris approached him. "Congratulations Marty," said Chris. "You've won today's challenge, so you are immune from tonight's vote." In response to this, Marty threw up on Chris's shoes. "Charming," said Chris. "Okay everyone, decide who you're getting rid of. I'll see you at the elimination ceremony tonight."
Most of the contestants were still barely able to walk, and Light was still unconscious. However, some contestants were able to muster enough speech to talk.
"Ayane, what the hell?" demanded Ash. "Why'd you get me kicked out?"
"I wasn't trying to," said Ayane. "I saw Kasumi, and . . ."
"She's not here you know," said Wallace.
"I know she's here," said Ayane. "I saw her in the trees, and was going to call out to Chris to stop the ride . . ."
"It was probably Kim," said Bart.
"Why would it be Kim?" demanded Ayane. "Besides, Kim was wearing black. Kasumi wears blue. There's no way I could confuse the two."
"Whatever you say," said Katniss, walking away to vote.
Confession Cam: Bart
"Well, we don't have Light to guide us, so I'm gonna vote for the person who made me lose the challenge. So long Ayane."
Confession Cam: Katniss
"I like to think I'm a better person than Light, so I'm not going to vote for him while he's unconscious. Ayane, goodbye."
Confession Cam: Ayane
"Get the *beep* outta here Wallace. Now, hopefully I can still find Kasumi."
Confession Cam: Light
He didn't say anything. His unconscious body just sat there until it slumped over.
Confession Cam: Marty
"I'm voting for Kevin. That kid needs to learn to back up what he says."
Later at the elimination ceremony . . .
"Alright campers," said Chris. "There are ten of you left, but on this plate sit nine marshmallows. That means one of you will miss out on their chewy goodness, and consequently, the million dollars at the end of the series. The rest of you will still be in the running. At least, until next week. Now, the following contestants are safe." As he read each name, he threw them a marshmallow. "Bart. Wallace. Katniss. Light." His marshmallow bounced off his head. "Zidane. Kim. Ash. And Marty. You are all safe." The camera showed a shot of Kevin and Ayane, both looking nervous. "Campers, there is only one marshmallow left on this plate. That means one of you will he going home via the Blast of Shame, and will never, ever ever, be allowed to return. The final marshmallow of the night goes to . . ." The camera rapidly cut between Kevin and Ayane, both looking nervous. "Kevin." The final marshmallow carefully landed on his lap.
"What?" demanded Ayane. "You can't do this. I still have to find Kasumi."
"Nice try," said Chris. "But like I said when you first arrived, she isn't here."
"No, damn it, she's here," said Ayane as Chef dragged her away. "Don't do this to me." Her pleas went unanswered though, as Chef loaded her into the cannon and fired.
At this point, Light woke up, shaking his head in confusion. "Am I too late to vote?" asked Light. "Because I want to eliminate . . ."
"Too late," said Chris. "We already blasted Ayane across the horizon."
"Oh, so I don't have to keep hiding then," said a voice. A collective gasp arose from the campers as Kasumi came out into the light.
"Wait, so you really have been here the whole time?" asked Chris.
"Yeah," said Kasumi. "Why did you think Ayane was so insistent that I was here?"
"Honestly, I thought she was just crazy," said Chris. "Speaking of crazy, what insanity have we still got planned for our campers? Who will we send to the nuthouse? And who have we already sent cuckoo? We may or may not answer those questions and more, right here, on Total Drama All Stars."