Disclaimer- Transformers (c) Hasbro
Warning - Extreme crack!
Just for reference - Italics is Jazz singing
Bold is Sideswipe singing,
Regular print is Chromia,
and bold italics is all of them.
I know it's confusing, but given the circumstances, it's the best I could do. *hangs head*
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Jazz stood, and leaned down, whispering into Chromia's audio. She looked up and gave him a smile. "Sure, I don't see why not."
Ironhide pinned Jazz with a glare. "You'd better not be movin' in on my mate, Jazz."
Jazz smirked at Ironhide. "Naw, man, I got my own. An' no offense, Chromia, but Prowler's more attractive."
Chromia laughed as Prowl turned red. "None taken, Jazz. Now go get Sideswipe."
Jazz was talking to Sideswipe when Chromia caught up to him. "We ready?"
"Yep. You two go ahead. I'll set the song up."
The song began playing, as Sideswipe joined them.
Gotta get-get, gotta get-get
Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom
Yo, I got that hit that beat the block
You can get that bass overload
I got the that rock and roll
That future flow
That digital spit
Next level visual shit
I got that boom boom pow
How the beat bang, boom boom pow
I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom, boom, boom
That future boom, boom, boom
Let me get it now
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow
I'm on the supersonic boom
Y'all hear the spaceship zoom
When, when I step inside the room
Them girls go ape-shit, uh
Y'all stuck on Super 8 shit
That low-fi stupid 8 bit
I'm on that HD flat
This beat go boom boom bap
I'm a beast when you turn me on
Into the future Cybertron
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer
'Cause we got the beat that bounce
We got the beat that pound
We got the beat that 808
That the boom, boom in your town
People in the place
If you wanna get down
Put your hands in the air
Will. drop the beat now
Yup, yup
I be rockin' them beats, yup, yup
I be rockin' them beats, y-y-yup, yup
Here we go, here we go, satellite radio
Y'all gettin' hit with boom boom
Beats so big I'm steppin' on leprechauns
Shittin' on y'all with the boom boom
Shittin' on y'all you with the boom boom
Shittin' on y'all you with the
This beat be bumpin', bumpin'
This beat go boom, boom
This beat be bumpin', bumpin'
This beat go boom, boom
Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock
I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow
Let the beat rock
(Let the beat rock)
Let the beat rock
(Let the beat)
Let the beat
(Let the beat rock, rock, rock, rock)
Jazz, Sideswipe and Chromia set their mikes down to thunderous applause. Sideswipe bowed and went back to the sound booth, flicking everything off. "I don't know about you guys, but I'm wiped." he said, shutting the system down.
Jazz yawned as he hopped off stage, Chromia beside him. "I'll agree with ya there, Siders." he stopped next to Prowl who smiled up at him. "Ya ready for bed, Prowler?"
"Yes. Shall we?" Prowl said, standing.
They waved as they left, and passed Ironhide and Chromia in the hall. "'Night, ya'll." Jazz called. Ironhide and Chromia waved as they disappeared into Ironhide's quarters.
Sideswipe bent and lifted Bumblebee, who was out cold. He kissed the top of Bee's helm, and carried him down the hall to their quarters. He glanced back at Prime and Megatron. "Good night, Prime, Megs."
Both rose their cubes of high-grade in farewell.
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A/N- Jeez, doing that song gave me a headache! I'm sorry about the crappy-ness, but it's the best I could do. And can anyone tell I like the Sides/Bee pairing? Anyway, read, review, and lemme know what you think!