The scene opens on Chef, standing on the pier. "That's right, I'm opening the show this time," said Chef. "Ahem, last time on Total Drama All Stars." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "Useless tried to convince Stoppable to break up with Dark, but she thought he was just trying to get him for himself. Then we had our challenge: the contestants were all given a model of their head, and had to either guard it, or mark someone else's. In the end, Mockingbird won, and Calkin was eliminated after nearly killing half the contestants. It would have been nice try to and get KFC going again, but they all survived." The scene cuts back to Chef on the pier. "What am I planning for the contestants? What has Dark got in store for them? And where is Chris? Find out the answers to these questions, right here, on Total Drama All Stars."
Intro song plays.
Light was sitting down on the beach when Kim came up. "Hey Light," said Kim. "Can I talk to you about something?"
"Sure Kim," said Light.
"I'm just concerned about the rumours about you," said Kim. "I mean, I've heard the whole Haruhi one, but there are other rumours I've heard about you doing something to get rid of some others."
"Really? Like who?" asked Light.
"Well," started Kim. "Alice and Murtagh were supposedly eliminated by something you did."
"Preposterous," said Light. "Alice was foolish enough not to feed herself, and Murtagh threw the challenge. There's no way I could have done that."
"Okay, well, what about Annabeth? Sabriel? Finn?" asked Kim.
Light sat up and looked at her. "Who's been feeding you this crap?" asked Light. "Honestly Kim, these allegations are ludicrous."
"Wallace told me you had some kind of involvement in all of them," said Kim, quickly realising her mistake of revealing her source.
Light smiled sweetly at her. "And you believed him? Honestly Kim, he's probably just bored from not competing."
"Well, you see, I thought about it a bit," said Kim. "And I'm not completely convinced. Apparently, Sabriel was eliminated because the guys on my team saw a video of her raiding your stuff, which you sent to Bart."
"She had to go," said Light. "She clearly had no respect for other people's belongings. Would you want someone like that winning the million?"
"Okay," said Kim. "But you claimed that Murtagh only pretended to be winded by Ash's Crawdaunt. But since it managed to carry our submarine and the treasure chest back to shore, it's obviously pretty strong."
"I never said it wasn't," said Light. "I just honestly believe Murtagh faked an injury, since he's quite a bit stronger than the rest of us. Surely he could have taken a punch like that."
"Haruhi warned Finn about you," said Kim.
"I'd already become friends with Finn by then," said Light. "I could only assume she was trying to break us apart because we were on different teams."
"What about Annabeth?" asked Kim. "She wanted Bart gone from week one, and since you leaked that Sabriel video through him, I think you had an alliance with him beforehand."
"I gave him the video because he was the first one I found," said Light. "It could just as easily have been any of you."
"And Finn," said Kim. "He was pretty keen to get rid of you, and went pretty quickly."
"Ayane was trying to hit Bart, and accidentally punched Finn into Chris's beach house," said Light. "Do you think I told him to say something really sexist to get Ayane annoyed enough to strike him?"
"I guess," said Kim, getting up. "I'm just being careful, since six people is quite a lot to be accused of eliminating."
"Don't worry about it," said Light. "Soon, we won't have to worry about any of them, and we'll be the final two."
"Yeah, can't wait," said Kim, giving Light a quick kiss on the cheek before leaving.
Confession Cam: Kim
"He's lying, I'm sure of it. I just don't know if I can bring myself to admit that Wallace, of all people, was right. I shouldn't have told him about Wallace, but I suppose if he goes tonight, that means Light is evil. That'll be the test."
Confession Cam: Light
"Wallace, for placing doubt in Kim's mind about my intentions, you shall be next. Kind of ironic saying that."
"Maggots, I mean, campers," boomed Chef's voice over the loudspeaker. "Meet outside the mess hall before I drag you out there myself."
"That can't be good," said Ash, marching out there.
Fifteen minutes later, seven of the campers had assembled outside the mess hall. Chef then walked up dragging Wallace behind him. "Alright maggots, today you're in my hands, and as you all know, they're hard, dirty, and can crush your bones and spirits."
"So, where's Chris?" asked Katniss.
"Chris is doing the final negotiations for season two," said Chef.
The camera cuts to a shot of Chris slamming a guy's head in a car door. "Are you going to renew the show?" demanded Chris, slamming the door on the man again. "Are you going to renew the show?"
The camera cut back to Camp Wawanakwa. "So, for now you answer to me," said Chef. "And you may not answer unless I speak to you by an insulting nickname or nicknames. Is that understood?"
"Sir, yes sir," said Zidane, saluting. This earned him a punch in the face from Chef.
"I didn't think anyone was stupid enough to break the rule that quickly," said Chef. "Now, get up monkey boy, or risk losing the challenge."
"I'm not sure he can breathe right now," said Katniss, kneeling beside Zidane. Chef immediately pulled out a Taser and zapped her.
"What did I tell you about speaking?" demanded Chef. "Now, today's challenge will not be easy. In fact, your survival is not guaranteed."
"So it's just like every other challenge?" asked Wallace, who was promptly kicked in the stomach.
"What don't you people get about not speaking?" demanded Chef. "Now, for the first challenge, you're gonna race to the bottom of the cliff." As Chef finished speaking, a golf cart pulled up beside him. "That means now," he yelled, and the campers started running towards the base of the cliff.
Kim was the first to arrive, though the remaining contestants weren't far behind (though in the cases of Zidane, Katniss and Wallace, they were struggling). Chef was already there waiting for them. "Now, maggots," he said. "For the next part of the challenge, you need to climb the cliff."
"WHAT!" yelled Bart. "That thing's like a thousand feet high."
Chef slammed his fist into Bart's chest. "Exactly," said Chef. "Now, if you want to give up, you're free to do so at any time. Just jump into the water below the cliff, which is right now mostly shark free." As he said that, a shark jumped out of the water. The contestants suppressed their panic as they began the climb up.
Wallace was the first to drop. After climbing barely two feet, he simply let go of the cliff and let himself be dragged back to shore. Bart fell next, but not until he was about halfway up. The rest struggled their way up the cliff, some for over an hour.
Eventually, the six remaining contestants collapsed at the top of the cliff panting, as Chef arrived. "Sixty seven minutes to climb a measly thousand feet?" demanded Chef. "Well, I am amazed you beat two hours. Well then, time for the next part of the challenge."
"Can't we rest here for a minute?" asked Marty. Chef delivered a powerful roundhouse kick to the side of his face.
"Your next challenge is to get down to the bottom of the hill," said Chef.
"Really? That easy?" asked Ash. Chef picked him up in one hand and slammed him into the ground.
"As I was saying," said Chef. "You need to reach the bottom of the hill, but it won't be easy, since I'll be chasing and throwing boulders at you." Chef paused for a minute, expecting one of the campers to complain. They didn't, so he continued. "If you are hit by a boulder, you will be disqualified. If you make it to the bottom, you proceed to the next round. You have ten seconds to get as far away as possible. Go."
The contestants dragged themselves away, except for Ash who stumbled around confused. Ten seconds later, Chef had struck him with a boulder. He picked up another to go after the campers, but they'd managed to reach the safety of the trees. "Well, now it gets interesting," said Chef, running down after them.
Kim climbed into a tree and hid there as Chef charged past, boulder above his head. As quietly as she could, she continued jumping through the trees. Katniss rolled herself in some mud and kept low to the ground, preparing herself to act as a patch of earth if necessary. Marty struggled on with Light, the two of them listening carefully for any sign of Chef. Zidane was the only one who wasn't trying to get down the hill, instead trying to rest up in some bushes.
Chef charged down the hill, keeping a carefully eye out for any sign of the contestants. That was why he noticed what appeared to be a piece of yellow rope coming out of a bush. Yellow rope that turned out to be Zidane's tail. Zidane took a boulder to the head, and Chef continued his search for campers. However, when he got to the bottom of the hill, he found the remaining four contestants waiting for him.
"Okay, so you've survived then," said Chef. "You're lucky I'm taking it easy on you."
"This is taking it easy?" asked Kim, then immediately regretted it. Chef picked up another boulder and hit her with it.
"Okay, your next challenge," said Chef, picking up a bunch of buckets of water. "You are to race to the mess hall, each carrying one of these buckets filled up with water. However, if you spill a single drop of water, you will be disqualified. The first one back there wins immunity from tonight's vote. Go."
The contestants each grabbed a bucket, several recoiling at the weight of them. However, they started towards the mess hall, a good three mile trek from there. Marty tried to push himself to keep going, but soon passed out from sheer exhaustion. Katniss took the lead early, forcing herself forward at all costs. Light and Kim are working together, she told herself. I have to beat them, so Light will go down.
Way behind her, Light and Kim were struggling towards the finish line. Crap, Light thought. Katniss is going to win again, and there's no way we'll catch her. Light and Kim pushed forward though, when Light noticed something odd about the ground. He examined it carefully, and smiled. Maybe they weren't out of this after all.
Katniss found the finish line, and pushed herself all the way there. She set the bucket down, and fell to the ground, almost unable to move. She was barely aware of Chef when he came up to her. "Congratulations, Mockingbird," said Chef. "You are the first one to cross the finish line. Unfortunately, you didn't win."
Katniss's head shot up, her exhaustion forgotten. "What are you talking about?" she demanded. "I won the race."
"Yes, but you broke the rules," said Chef. "I said you couldn't spill any of your water. You spilled most of it." Chef indicated the path she'd just taken to get there, which was splashed with puddles of water. Katniss screamed in frustration as Light and Kim rounded the last corner, and the two of them crossed the line at the same time.
"Congratulations, Dark and Stoppable," said Chef. "You have finished the race, and your buckets are still full. As a result, you will go to a tie breaker to determine who has invincibility tonight. Your tie breaker is . . ." Chef drew out an envelope from his pocket. "Wrestling. First one to get pinned loses."
Within minutes, the two of them were in a makeshift ring. The two of them circled around each other, then Kim struck forward onto Light. Light managed to hold himself up enough to not get pinned, but it was tough. "Kim," he said. "Let me win this."
"What? Why?" asked Kim.
"Because if I lose, Katniss will get her followers to eliminate me," said Light. "As far as I can tell, they don't harbour any ill feelings towards you, so you should be safe. Please?"
Kim thought about it for a moment, long enough for Light to push hard. Kim, taken by surprise, fell on her back, as Light pinned her to the ground.
"One . . . two . . . three," counted Chef. "You lose. Light is today's champion, and is immune from tonight's vote. I'll be seeing all of you losers at the elimination ceremony tonight."
Katniss screamed like she was being murdered, while Zidane and Ash led her away from the ring.
Confession Cam: Katniss
"That son of a *beep* had to *beep* get himself *beep* immunity didn't he? *beep*." She sighed deeply. "I guess I'll vote for Bart."
Confession Cam: Zidane
"Katniss was too ticked off about Light winning to tell us who to vote for, so I'll vote for Marty and hope the other two do too."
Confession Cam: Ash
"I'm voting for Kim. If Light really cares about her, then hopefully her elimination will devastate him to the point of being unable to compete."
Confession Cam: Light
"With myself, Bart and Marty voting for him, Wallace is outta here. Asking Kim would only raise her suspicion. Let's see him leak information now."
Later, at the campfire ceremony . . .
"Alright twerps, you know how all this works," said Chef. "Seven marshmallows, eight of you, and a cannon waiting to blast one of you over the horizon. Honestly, if you didn't know that already, you deserve to be sent home now. So, the following contestants are safe." As he read each name, he threw the marshmallows with such force he knocked them off their seats. "Dark. Monkey. The Doctor. Hugo. Burnt. And Mockingbird. You are all safe." The camera turned to a nervous looking Kim and an apathetic looking Wallace. "Twerps, there is only one marshmallow left. It will go to either Useless or Stoppable. And that person is . . ." The camera rapidly cut between Kim and Wallace for several seconds. "Stoppable." The final marshmallow knocked Kim off her seat.
"Meh. Whatever," said Wallace as Chef dragged him to the cannon.
"Wait a sec," said Kim, getting up again. "Light, you did this, didn't you?"
"What are you talking about Kim?" asked Light as nicely as possible.
"Don't play dumb with me," said Kim. "I told you Wallace warned me about you, and suddenly he gets eliminated? There's no way that's a coincidence."
"I swear Kim, I'm being . . ." started Light.
"Bull*beep* Light," said Kim. "You can cram your excuses. You did this intentionally, just like Haruhi and Murtagh and Sabriel and the others. We. Are. Through." Kim stormed off as she finished speaking.
"Well, good to see I got through to her," said Wallace from inside the cannon. "You know, eventually. Though I wish it didn't end in . . ." Chef fired the cannon. "This."
Chef turned to face the camera. "Now that Dark's lost a valuable ally, can he survive the remaining weeks? Will any of these weaklings survive whatever Chris has got planned next? And how much longer can I draw out this conclusion? The answer to the last one is another fifteen words, but the other two will be answered, right here, on Total Drama All Stars."
As Chef finished speaking, Chris came running up beside him. "We're renewed," he said between gasps.