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What you should know: This is a sequel of "The Time Loop Conspirators" I would recommend reading that story before this one. Also this story has several crossovers and touches ideas that might hurt some sensibilities.
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The Time Loop Support Group
Fourth Meeting: The Plan
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"Play it again."
Uzumaki Naruto looked at the boy with the North High uniform with a questioning face.
"We have seen it 3 times already; don't you think it is enough?"
"Just play it once more… please…"
"Ok" Conceded the container of the nine tails to the Time Support Group's member.
CLICK
A meeting appeared on screen. The boys knew who those on the video were. They were girls that had… grown very attached to them during the loops.
An in front of them, seemingly in charge of the meeting, was a girl said to have the power to change the reality to her whims, Suzumiya Haruhi.
"The day is coming my sisters…" Said the young woman. "… We have almost completed all our goals… we have grown stronger… we have increased our knowledge… we have conquered all those that stood on our way… we have met aliens, time travelers, spheres, sliders, magical girls, mecha pilots, wizards, shinigamis… and had fun with them! Each and every one of us finally fulfilled our original dreams. And all thanks to this phenomenon known as the Time Loops!"
"Yes!" Answered the group.
"And while in the loops… some of us even before them…" Said a more subdued Haruhi. "… We discovered that it wasn't enough… Fulfilling our dreams was great but we found it an empty victory… without the person we care about at our side…"
All the girls present nodded their heads.
"And we found them… The men that complete each of us… The ones that mean all to us… and found out that several of us were after the same person…"
Once again all the girls nodded.
"Some of us were sad, some were angry, some were both…" Said Haruhi while clenching her fist. "But in time we learned… some sooner than others, that it was unavoidable. If they were so special as we imagined then it should be no wonder that eventually others would discovered it too."
Most of the girls lowered their heads.
"We competed, some even secretly clashed, we did our best but in the end we couldn't get the one that we wanted." At this Haruhi stopped.
"But then… the loops showed us a way!" She quickly raised her head at this. "We could always share the guy!"
The girls were smiling now.
"We might not have liked the idea in the beginning…" Continued a hyper Haruhi. "But in the end it is what is best for all! We don't want to concede defeat and be alone!"
"No!" Said the girls.
"We don't want to have to choose among those potatoes that dare to call themselves men!"
"Yuck!" Spat the most vocals of the present.
"You say that is not a normal relationship? Then I tell you… WHO WANTS TO BE IN A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP ANYWAY?!"
"None of us!" Answered all the present.
"Of course there is the little problem that they will refuse our decision… for common sense, honor or any other lame excuse that they want to present." Said Haruhi in an unworried way. "But, with the preparations that we have created, and will soon be ready, there would be no way that they will say no. I can guarantee you that! We'll get them trapped in the loops for all eternity if is necessary in order for them to accept our demands!"
"YES!" Exclaimed the exited crowd.
"After those bastards had won all of our hearts they think that they can just look away? Not while we have a say in the matter. WE'LL MAKE THEM TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!"
"YAI!"
"The Loops will end all right… but it will be in the way that we want!" Said Haruhi while taking a conqueror's pose. "Rise my sisters and get ready to claim you due… THE DAY OF H IS COMING!"
"DAY OF H! DAY OF H! DAY OF H!"
CLICK
"Had enough?" Said Naruto to the boy commonly known as Kyon with the paused image of the Time Loop Conservation Club chanting to the words of Haruhi on the big screen of their meeting room.
"I still can't believe it…" Said the lowest rank member of the SOS-Dan.
"Well then… BELIEVE IT!" Screamed the orange clad ninja.
"They aren't just planning of taking our virtues… in group…" Several members of the Time Support group shuddered. "But also to demand to be with all of them after leaving the loops!"
"Do not run away…do not run away…" Said Ikari Shinji in a corner in a panic attack… a big surprise to the ones present since it had been a long time since he had one of those thanks to being trapped in a loop.
"Are you sure that this video is not a fake?" Continued the doubtful teenager.
"Naruto and I risked our behinds in a stealth mission in order to get that video. We were there." Said a surprisingly calm Saotome Ranma. "I can assure you, it's real."
"I still can't believe it…" Said the north high student. "… Haruhi and the SOS-Dan girls are interested in one of you guys!... I wonder who could be?"
The complete group face palmed.
"He is not doing this on purpose, is he?" Asked Harry Potter.
"Nope. He is just like that." Answered Kurosaki Ichigo.
"Unbelievable…" Continued the boy-who-lived. "… He is even more in denial than you."
"HEY!"
"You know Spidey has not said a word since we watched the video for the first time." Said Harry ignoring the screaming shinigami substitute. "Do you think he is dead?"
"Wow I didn't realized it. And here I thought that it was impossible to shut him up." Said Ranma while approaching the super hero while he was hanging from a web tread in his trademarked head down pose. "Moshi, moshi… still in the land of the living Parker?"
The spider bitten man just nodded.
"Then say something! You are creeping me out!" Screamed Uzumaki Naruto.
"Uhm… Homina, homina, homina?"
"Spidey?"
"Forget it Harry, we have lost him for the time being." Said Ranma to the owner of the elder wand. "What we must do is to think what we will do know."
"Must not run away… must not run away…" Said the third child, one step away from the fetal position.
"I mean, besides that." Said the pigtailed martial artist.
"I am not keen in the idea of running away either…" Said Naruto. "… but, let's face it, what else can we do against them?"
"You could act like real men and face it head on!"
All of the assembled turned to the source of the mysterious voice. Even the catatonic Peter Parker and Shinji snapped out of their surprise at the unexpected visitor.
"WHO'S THERE?" Asked Ranma to the strange shadow in the entrance.
"The one that is going to show you… a door." Said the figure while walking towards the light. It was a man wearing a red cape, a nodachi and very pointed red sunglasses.
"Yeah? And just who the hell do you think you are?"
Kamina just smiled.
***
"Where are they?" Asked Suzumiya Haruhi to her second in command in the Time Loop Conservation Club.
"But… but they were here." Said a stuttering Hinata. "I just checked the building a moment ago with my Byakugan. All of them were there."
"She is right." Said Hermione Granger interrupting the conversation. "I checked the whole place with every scanning spell I know and they were there just a moment ago."
"Hey! Haruhi! We found one!"
Some girls went to the location of Shihoin Yorouchi were they found the former shinigami captain next to a tied up person.
"Damn it! You were-cat, let me go or I'll go Susanoo on all of you!"
"Sasuke-kun…" Exclaimed Hinata while approaching the Uchiha boy. "… Do you know were Naruto-kun is?"
"The hell if I know!"
"You are not lying to me Sasuke-kun, are you? That would make me angry…" Said The Hyuuga girl while veins began to appear around her eyes. "… And you wouldn't like to see me angry…"
Previous experience and survival instincts told Sasuke to be careful… very careful.
"As I said, I do not know where the dobe is. I was looking for him too."
"May I ask… Why?" The veins protruded even more. "You were not planning in doing something… not nice to Naruto-kun, right?"
"Uhm… no." Said and uncomfortable Sasuke. "I was going to ask him if he was the one responsible for cutting my hair and stealing all my clothes."
"Hair?... clothes?…"
"Somebody entered my home last night and gave me a haircut and only left Anbu uniforms and an Akatsuki robe on my closet." Spat the young Uchiha. "Who else but Naruto could prank me like that?... look at me! I look like Itachi!"
"Oh, I see…" Said the Hyuuga, veins disappearing. "… So you don't know what happened here?"
"I had just arrived when this were-cat jumped on me and tied me up like an old rug."
"Oh well we can let you go then…" Said Hinata while turning around and leaving. "But do not leave Konoha Sasuke-kun, I might have more questions for you."
"Hey! Untie me before you leave. HEY! I AM TALKING TO YOU!"
"I am sorry Haruhi-san. It was only Itachi-kun's younger brother." Said Hinata while walking back to where Haruhi was waiting ignoring the scream and curses of a certain Uchiha. "What should we do?"
"Do not worry. Our Expert is working on it." Said an smiling Haruhi. "Hey Yuki! Found them yet?"
"… He… is not here…" Answered Nagato Yuki while standing in the middle of the meeting room of the Time Support Group.
"We know that Yuki." Said an exasperated Haruhi. "What we want to know if you were able to find those bozos with your alien powers!"
"… None of them are here…" Said the alien humanoid interface while visible shaking. "… I have scanned the whole area… My limiters were removed and I have synchronized with all the available points in the time line… he is not here… none of them are here…"
"Nagato-san… you don't mean…" Said an also shaking Asahina Mikuru with tears on her eyes.
"… He is not here…" Said a shaking Nagato while falling on her knees. "… He is not here… He is not here…"
"Kyon-kun…" Said a tear eyed Mikuru while all of the members of the Time Loop Conservation Club reacted in similar ways.
"Naruto-kun…"
"Kurosaki-kun…"
"Harry…"
"Ikari-kun…"
"Peter…"
"Ranma…"
"Shin-chan…"
"My Harry…"
"Itsygo…"
"Ran-chan…"
"Naruto…"
"Spidey…"
While all of them reacted like that, Suzumiya Haruhi was standing in the middle of the room with the head down and with tears rolling down.
"KYON!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
***
"Uh… What the hell was that?" Said Naruto Uzumaki while waking up.
"I have no idea." Said Saotome Ranma to the dizzied boy. "Why don't you ask him?"
Naruto looked to were the cursed martial artist was pointing and saw Kamina standing confidently in front of them.
"Hey you bastard! What did you do? Where are we?"
"My questions exactly." Said Ranma. "But he told me to wait until everybody is awake."
"Everybody?" Naruto looked around and, on the ground of the spacious chamber were the unconscious members of the Time Loop Support Group.
"Bastard! What have you done to them?"
"I just put all of you to sleep for awhile. No reason to get angry all of a sudden. Look! they are waking up."
After all the members awoke and repeated the same questions to Kamina he finally decided to answer.
"As I said before you punks. I'm the God of Space and Time. The embodied spirit of the founder and first leader of the Gurren-Dan. The legendary Kamina-sama!"
"You really like to say that, don't you?" Said a recently recovered Spidey. "Anyway if you are done with your presentation I would like to point out that we are still waiting for an explanation."
"Well said web head!" Said Kamina. "As I was saying… as god of space of time I've been watching your actions while you were trapped in the loops. And let me tell you, I'm disappointed!"
"Dissapointed?" Asked a curious Ranma.
"You may not know this but there are a ton of parallel worlds of your own universes out there. And in several of those they are trapped in time loops, just like you! In some of them the you of those universes were able to get out by themselves, in others they only needed a little help."
"Wow." Said Ikari Shinji wondering if in any of those other universes he was a brave guy.
"But you…" Continued Kamina, his disappointment evident in his voice. "… you have messed up things so much that I think that you must have broken a record… really, messing up like that…"
"So any suggestions? oh god of space and time." Said Kyon sarcastically. "Or are your powers not enough to help us."
"Actually I thought of doing something better than just getting you out of that problem… I've decided to bring some people to teach you how to get out of the mess that you have created by yourselves!"
"And who is that people?" Said Kurosaki Ichigo already dreading what was coming.
"Come on guys! Introduce yourselves!"
A blond man in a white suit stepped forward.
"My name is Onizuka Eikichi." Said the GTO while lighting a cigarette. "And I am not glad of meeting you."
A monster of a man with sharked teeth, a frilly white mask and a maid uniform stepped forward.
"I am Kogarashi, The Maid Guy!" Said the shameless cross dresser while standing in a manly way. "And I'll make sure of teaching you my Maid Guys skills in order to improve your puny selves!"
A muscled bound man that Naruto recognized immediately was next.
"Telling you my name is a waste of time so just call me Raikage you weaklings!" Said the Kage while crossing his arms. "And you better do not make me waste my time!"
A masked man steeped from the shadows and introduced himself next.
"The criminals, a cowardly superstitious lot, call me…" Said the man in the cape and the cowl. "… The Batman."
A shadows appeared on the area and, somehow began to take form while introducing itself.
"What do we have here… Dogs? Monsters? Humans?... well I'll guess we'll find it out along the way…" The shadow finally finished taking form and it was now a man wearing a Victorian styled red coat and charcoal suit complete with a big red fedora. "… In the mean time you can call me… Alucard."
A boy stepped up next. He looked no older than seventeen and was playing a video game in his handheld.
"My name is Katsuragi Keima, they call me the Catching God…" Said the boy without looking from his game. He however stopped playing and looked at the presents with intensity while saying the next. "… And do not, I repeat, DO NOT, get in the way of my gaming!"
At last a man in a red suit and big overcoat with a smiley face on it introduced himself.
"Justy Ueki Tylor, 20 years old." Said the man cheerfully. "Nice to meet you!"
Everybody was speechless, Kyon however was able to say what was on everybody's minds.
"What the hell is going on here?"
***
To Be Concluded…