Hey guys, I would have posted this chapter sooner if our internet didn't die. No idea why, but it died right after a storm. Anyway, enjoy! P.S.: We messed up our grammar on purpose.

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I'm starving. I complain over and over until they finally get me food. I rip open the bag and stuff the chips in my mouth.

"They need horseradish." They all stare at me like I have four heads. What's their problem?

"We didn't jack no horseradish," Sasori says with his baby face. I shrug and spit on the floor.

"Don't you have taste buds?" There's no more chips in the bag so I crumple it up and throw it at Hidan's head. I choke up in laughter as it bounces off his grumpy face. They obviously didn't get their beauty sleep 'cause they're all really angry.

"I guess not," he grumbles, "Why don't we drive you home Mousy Girl?" I don't want to go home, but maybe there'll be horseradish there.

"Okey dokey."

They take me outside to the old Junker, I yell "shotgun!" before anyone else and jump in. Too bad I don't have an actual shotgun. My dad has a few in the basement, maybe I'll ask him for one later. Maybe I'll ask for a turtle too. I've always wanted a turtle.

"Where d'you live?" Hidan asks as I play with the windows.

"In a big House, on a Fancy street." I stretch out my hands as far as they go. "It's thiiiiiiis big."

Hidan stares at me, Maybe I have five heads now. "You're gonna have to be more specific."

I think for a moment. "There's lots of stairs."

Hidan turns to look at the boys in the back. "where's her bag?"

"Right here!" It bounces off his face and I start giggling again.

Hidan sighs. "I need a smoke."

Deidara gives them a real cigarette this time. When I ask for a sniff, all four of them yell "NO!" at the same time.

Nagato looks through my bag as Hidan starts driving. I notice my lunch box and snatch it from him and start munching happily. He finds my student ID card and passes it to hidan. He reads out a bunch of numbers to me. "Izzat where you live?"

I think about it for a long time. "I'm pretty sure."