Ahh, I didn't edit this...! I'm too lazy, oh goodness, I'm so sorry!
So, the not-so-edited Chapter 4 is here!
May was most definitely NOT used to this.
"Okay, school…there'll be a Maths camp for our Grade 3 students, Science camp for the Grade 4 students, English camp for the Grade 5 students, and…oh, right, the S.T.C for teachers. STC stands for Student Torture…whoops, sorry, Student TEACHER camp…" The principal of Wannabe High, Mr Picklestern snickered at the last line. He LOVED Student TORTURE camp.
He was a fat man of many words. If you were to be praised by him in front of an assembly, he would prepare a 1-hour speech to congratulate you, and another 1-hour speech on telling the school off for not getting many praises from him. And if you were to be punished, it will be twice as long. So you could imagine how many words he had.
May looked at Solana, who was busy scheming the Operation AaMayL. Jasmine was snatching occasional glances at May, just to see if she was sneaking up, and at Whitney, who refused to give her back her beloved Volkner necklace back. She practically loved him.
Whitney was chewing her gum, staring back at Jasmine when she made eye contact with the pink-haired girl. Apparently she took away the PINK keychain that Brawly, whom she claimed to hate (because Brawly likes fighting type pokemon and Whitney likes Normal type pokemon, well, at least only in the anime and not the story, but I think they can work out as a couple, ne?), gave her when he 'accidentally' spilt his soup on Whitney's skirt.
May looked at one of the only few friends that wanted nothing to do with the operation, Anabel. "You know, this operation thing really irks me."
Anabel was preoccupied with listening to the principal's speech. Then, she suddenly blurted out, "Oh my gosh, they're going to give us jobs at places like McDonalds!"
Everyone around her gasped at the shocking news.
Anabel continued to listen, and announced once again, "To the notice boards to see which restaurant you're posted to!"
Everyone, upon hearing that, charged towards that single notice board, and the only person standing there was Anabel, who continued her sentence, "…during lunch time."
The principal commanded his teachers to herd the teenagers back, and took the chance to bore them with his unprepared disciplinary speech.
Ash, seated next to Drew and Brendan, whispered in a hoarse voice: "I saw the notice…we're going to be the only guys in the group working in a French restaurant…"
Drew gave him a wide-eyed look. "No way! The French girls will smother me!"
Brendan sighed dreamily. "Ah…French…the sexiest language…"
Ash and Drew stared at their friend, probably fantasizing about something dirty. "I'd rather go work at an English restaurant, the 'normal-iest' language?" Ash sarcastically remarked.
Drew looked at his overly-polished-and-pampered nails. "I'm SO not going to do the washing up. I'd rather do the decorations."
Ash rolled his eyes. "I only saw our names, plus May's and Misty's and…" But Brendan was flirting with another girl with a nice body somewhere far away. Probably bored.
Meanwhile, Solana was done with planning the Operation. But, she needed help from Drew and Brendan.
She walked up to Brendan, who was still flirting, and dragged him by the ear to a small corner.
"Oi, listen up. We need you and Drew's help to hook up May with Ash…and embarrass them for the rest of their lives. You in?
Brendan nodded.
"Excellent. Now here's the plan…"
When the speech on discipline was over, the students headed to the canteen for some lunch.
Ash was seated with May, as usual, having an eating competition, while Drew and Brendan, and surprisingly, Anabel and Solana watching. Whitney was chasing Brawly for taking her Clefairy doll, while Jasmine was having a pleasant time talking with Volkner.
And as usual, May won the eating competition, but at least all of them betted on May for winning, so nothing much happened besides that.
Solana gave Brendan a you-know-what-to-do look.
Brendan silently crawled behind Ash, and as they were clashing with words over whether Indian food from the canteen should be eaten by May or not, Brendan banged their heads together, hoping that their lips would somehow lock together.
"OUCH!" the two yelped simultaneously, their foreheads hitting each other. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?"
Solana smacked her forehead, and gave Brendan a death glare. "Smack their heads again!"
"Oh, okay!" Brendan shoved their heads together again, but Ash managed to do a judo throw.
Brendan's scrawny body was flung violently into out of all people, Solana. Brendan headbutted the poor girl into a table. With Lunick sitting on it. So you could imagine Lunick's and Solana's faces when Solana landed onto Lunick.
Solana's face was red like an apple, from the intimacy, while Lunick's face was green like a green apple, as he was suffocating by the 60 kilograms girl on top of him.
Just then Solana looked up to see a 50 kilograms Brendan screaming in mid air, "BODY SLAM!!"
Brendan landed forcefully face first…into Solana's chest. Yes, in the middle of her mountains (as my friends put it sarcastically).
Lunick just passed out from getting too green from suffocation.
Solana screamed. "BRENDAN WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHEST!?!"
Poor Brendan had a nose bleed in between the mountain exploring, and passed out. Solana's WHITE shirt was stained, and if May and Ash saw correctly, it stained her bra.
May just stared at the stupid scene. Ash looked at the scene for a second, and then shrugged. "They deserved the judo throw, though."
May snickered. "Except for Lunick, of course."
Ash snorted in response to her snicker. "He deserves it for having bad taste with girls."
Then the two looked at each other and burst out laughing.
Whitney and Jasmine dropped the other's personal beloved belongings in shock. Then, a few seconds later, they picked up their Brawly keychain and Volkner necklace respectively. "Operation Smacking Kiss fail." They sighed simultaneously.
Aw, man, I sound really emo from my author's message. Buhbye!