Yo. 5th edit!
Once May reached home, she went into the computer room.
The examinations were over, so she could burn her computer chair with her bum.
So she started blogging.
''Hey, people. Long time no blog.'' She typed.
''Just went through weeks of hard work, sheer pressure, loads of chocolate to keep me awake, and headaches. Yup. Today marked the last day of exams. Don't think I'll do well for English though, if I fail I'll get kicked out. ANYWAY…''
''Today was somewhat tiring. I have nothing else to say. Buhbye."
Then she posted it. And then, she proceeded to go online at MSN.
The first thing that popped out was…
Windows Today.
The next thing that popped out was…
Two people and appeared. She blocked them all.
The third thing that popped out was…
'Ash Ketchup'
May sweatdropped.
She started to talk to him.
Okay, now I'm gonna give short simple names to them.
Ash: AK
May: M
Happy?
AK: hi
M: hello
AK: so what did harley say to u?
M: something bout influencing my parents with Korean and Indian dramas
M: and that my mum said the first boy who comes to my house will be my fiancé.
AK: h-okay…
M: ha-ha
AK: sounds scary…
M: nah, probably wanna scare us…
AK: …okok
AK: I have to go now; go help my dad clean my dog's poop…bye!
M: bye bye…
AK has logged off.
THE NEXT DAY.
May strolled happily to school. As usual.
She sat down in her usual seat next to Anabel, who was looking out at the window quietly.
"Hey, Anabel…" May chirped. Anabel still looked on. She seemed distant.
May gulped. "…Something happened?"
Anabel didn't reply. May moved slightly closer to her friend, as if to give some comfort.
Still no response from the lavender-haired girl. May moved even closer.
Then, suddenly…
"ROARRR!!!"
Anabel whipped her head around, revealing a grotesque face, with blood smeared over everywhere. She bared her blood-coated fangs menacingly.
May presumably screamed.
"AHHHHHH!!!!"
Everyone turned around to look at May. And the worst part was that Ash was ACTUALLY observing every move May made, and was now laughing his head off outside her classroom.
"Happy Halloween and pre-April Fools' Day 2008, May!" Anabel greeted. She took off the hideous mask that concealed her now grinning face.
Whitney, who was sitting in front of May, made a remark, "You should have seen your FACE!"
May widened her eyes in shock.
Anabel grinned even harder. "Remember the school Halloween dance tomorrow; we're going shopping for some dandy fine costumes!"
Whitney, Jasmine and Solana from a corner giggled.
Then they heard a cry from Ash, "Holy chicken rice, I forgot to get a costume!"
And then lessons started after that.
But they included dance lessons for the dance, because the exams were over, and that meant no lessons.
May's class was UNFORTUNATELY paired with Ash's class, because there was a shortage of boys in May's class and a shortage of girls in Ash's class and the numbers added up perfectly.
The teacher, Mrs Wollon started to blabber on about the definition of the spirit of dance and all the crap.
The plump woman was boring the classes to death, so they decided to take advantage by talking, throwing pencils at the girls and talking.
The plump teacher didn't notice that. Neither did she notice two boys trying to smooch the other on the lips. She just continued twirling her hair and blabbering something about how to twirl your hair, because all she was paying attention to was twirling her hair, so the nerds started to try the teacher's technique of twirling their hair.('twirling your hair' was used 4 times)
Solana was on her laptop (apparently the dance teacher didn't notice that) and was trying to hack into May's MSN account. As one of May's closest friends, she knew things.
May's password is either 'hiccupsrock' or 'chickenriceball' because she mentioned she only used two passwords for all her accounts, and she told Solana the two passwords when they were playing 'Truth or Dare' when Solana made her spill the beans.
May had Ash's MSN.
May opted for her last few messages in the previous day to be shown immediately after she logs in.
Solana cackled under her breath (wait…is that possible?) as she typed in the passwords, one by one, under the watchful, terrified pairs of eyes of Whitney and Jasmine, and May who was trying to look at the only interesting thing besides the nerd abnormally near her picking his nose and putting his findings abnormally near to May's hand (apparently May saw one with blood and nearly fainted from pale-ing too much)
"Muahahahahha…"
"MUAhahahahhaha…"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA…"
"MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!"
And that was how crazy Solana was at that time.
BUT!
Just then, Mrs Wollon FINALLY stopped her hair-twirling demonstration and BARKED, yes, barked at the classes, jolting everyone awake.
Solana was going to bang her palm on the "Enter" key when she heard the hideous (not to mention onion-smelling) bark. Mrs Wollon examined the frozen-to-their-seats people, including the two boys lip-locking each other but didn't pull away because they were shocked to the core to even react. She clasped her hands in dismay, and screamed in her high-pitched, hyena-like voice that almost literally zapped the students back to reality, "NOOOOOOO COMPUTERS IN A THEATREEEEE!!!!!OR KISSING!!!!"
Before Solana could quickly react and shove the laptop somewhere safe, Mrs Wollon grabbed the poor girl by her collar, snatched the laptop and hissed at her, "No laptops either. I'll be taking tthhhiiissssssssssssss…" like a snake.
Then, Mrs Wollon practically tossed the girl away. Solana's butt gave a loud fart as it collided with the floor, shaking the floor like an earthquake. Then everyone started laughing, including May.
Solana glared daggers around the room. "I'll get you for that, May Maple…"
Ahhh, didn't edit. Lazy.