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Rated: T
"–and there are fourteen known isotopes of iron."
Steve was sure if that he covered Tony's mouth now, he probably would still spout off random facts around iron that the average person wouldn't even care to know.
Kagome looked a little overwhelmed at all the information and though she was pretty smart, she certainly was not a genius like Stark and could not remember all of the facts she was being told at once, "Ah, right..."
"Didn't you say that that your armour isn't even made of iron?" Steve finally cut in and Tony paused, looking somewhat annoyed that he was interrupted, "And Iron Man was something the media came up with, not you."
"I don't need to be called Tin Man," Tony huffed, looking offended at the very thought, "Honestly, anything sounds better than that."
Kagome looked back and forth between the two as they glared at each other, "Are all those doujinshi right?" She couldn't help but to ask and the two men glanced over at her in surprise, "I mean, this tension between you feels pretty sexual."
It reminded her much of Miroku and Sango, before and after their marriage.
Steve looked horrified at her observation while Tony just outright stared at her, gaping like a fish, "Where do you even get that idea!?" His normal calm demeanour unravelled for a moment and he instantly regretted it.
"Because you kind of act like a married couple."