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"Well..." Megatron demanded impatiently in regards to his soldier.

"Sir we have no medic. There is no way we can save that optic, he does however have one working one but it doesn't change the fact that he is now useless in battle," Barricade explained to the decepticon leader.

"Very well we will have to send out for recruits, see to it that they won't be embarrassment enough to be beaten by a femme and human youngling," he said walking out of the room.

'You will be mine human perhaps as a pet after I'm done with you' he thought darkly to himself as he left his men to their thoughts.

Meanwhile...

"Sam what the hell is this?" Ruby asked looking down into the box.

"Last time I checked that was a dress," he said holding the gown up for her," and those were dance shoes," he pointed back at the box.

The young girl was not impressed in the least she knew what her cousin was up to and she was going to kick his ass without question for this.

"Come on you haven't even started practicing for your audition I already said I'd help you so you have no excuse go put on the damn dress," Sam said giving her the dress and when she didn't budge turned to Throttle and Bee for help.

The autobots were at a loss on one hand Sam looked desperate on the other hand the girl looked like she was gonna go after one of their optics next. Throttle decided to be brave and simply scooped the girl up and carried her to her room to change as the most colourful phrases began coming out of Ruby's mouth on the way up.

"I don't understand why your so determined to get her into this 'dress' thing and why she is so defiant against it," Bee said confused in the hologram form.

"Look up ballroom add her personality with it and you get that," Sam explained pointing up to Ruby's room as the doorbell rang. As the boy got the door his guardian looked up ball room and just shook his head at the thought of that girl being like these ladies.

"Hey Andy long time no see grab some couch," the teen said as Andrew came into the house immediately noticing Bee sitting on the couch and the bitching from upstairs.

"Uh you guys having an exorcism cause I can come back," he said as Sam just pushed him back onto the couch.

"Something on your mind or are you here for the pea soup?"

"We're having soup?" Bee said not catching on the exorcist joke.

"Ruby has her parole meeting in an hour so I making...sure...she," Andy had to stop when he saw the royal blue, A line halter ball gown flowing down the stairs and his jaw dropped when he saw it was Ruby wearing it. The teenager looked beautiful and very much like a lady with her red hair flowing down her back unfortunately the mood died quickly when she started talking.

"I hope your god damned happy now I'm in the fucking dress and thanks for telling me the chief's bitch of a son was here to take me to my candy ass parole meeting," she went on most unlady like before turning her attention to Andy.

"Hey eyes up here chief thanks," she declared as she noticed he was looking at her low neck before marching back upstairs followed by Throttle to change.

Sam just started laughing at the other guy for being caught along with Bee until a loud bang and the house shifting caught their attention making Sam and Bee's eyes turn into saucers.

"Jeez Bee no more spicy food for us woo, excuse us," Sam said grabbing Bee by the shirt leading him into the backyard leaving a shocked and confused Andrew behind.

Upstairs...

"There that's all of 'em you can get out now," Throttle said unbuttoning the last of the buttons on Ruby's dress.

"Thank God," she said ripping the thing off of her and searched for her jeans as her guardian looked on amused before her hologram's optics looked down to Ruby's right leg.

Before the teen could blink she found herself pushed on to the bed and her leg held captive by Throttle who had it in a tight grip and eyeing it intently making her pissed off by the minute.

"Back off get your own leg this one is attached," she yelled distracting the femme from her thoughts.

"Not until you tell me who did this, how long have you been hiding this injury? Was it during the last battle?" Throttle demanded almost angrily.

"What the fuck are y-" Ruby cut herself off when she saw what Throttle was looking at. It was a scar a real nasty one that started from her heel all the up to her mid calf.

"It was a long time ago I'd forgotten I even had that," she said quietly to herself pulling her leg back," it doesn't hurt or anything so forget it, its just a nick," she added seeing the look on Throttle's face.

"JUST A NICK WHAT KIND OF IMBECILE DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!," the femme began but stopped when they heard the bang.

"This isn't over," she hissed before moving to the window.

Ruby quickly found her jeans and top and put them on before running to the window only to be optic to eye with Optimus Prime himself, Throttle looked just as shocked when she saw her leader standing before her.

"Are you crazy?" the girls could hear Sam scream from below.

"During the day no less, great you are so lucky all my neighbors go to work and there are no house wives. Seriously jeez. I gotta guy in the house who'd shit and piss himself if he saw you. What the hell? I can't hide you here it's not like you turn into a tree," Sam complained and probably would have kept doing so until Bee calmly covered his mouth.

"Sorry but time is of the essence here both of you need to be packed and ready to go," the autobot leader explained looking at the girls.

"Besides the fact that Megatron will know the first place to go to find you which is here, it will be easier to translate the symbols with you at the base," he explained.

"Uh huh anything else," Ruby said seeing that he was hiding something.

"Starscream is whining for you both but I promised I wouldn't say anything...so much for that," he added watching the two of them just trying not to laugh as hard as he was.

"Do my parents know were going cause well...you remember my mom," Sam asked amused by the look on the robot's face.

FLASHBACK

"Mr. Whitwicky, Mrs. Whitwicky I am Optimus Prime leader of the autobots," the robot said introducing myself.

"Uh nice to meet you," Ron said smiling as friendly as he could.

"Judy honey say hi to the nice giant robot," Ron said through his teeth.

Sam and his dad just stared in utter shock as she walked up to the robot and signaled for him to come closer before hissing in his ear with the nicest smile she could pull off," get out of my garden before I sell you for scrap and that goes for the rest of you boys to."

The entire group all moved before Sam could blink as they all said ," yes ma'am."

END OF FLASHBACK

"Yes how could I forget your mother she was so charming?" Optimus said sarcastically," and yes she knows," he added seeing the famous 'answer-the question' on Sam's face that usually his father wore.

"Alright but not till after Ruby's meeting with her parole officer and I deal with Andy," Sam said

The robot was about to ask who Andy was when the atmosphere became quiet when the all heard a weird sound and turned to see none other then Andrew there with his jaw too the ground and the front of his pants soiled.

Elsewhere...

The rogue paced around his room that the autobots provided for him and he was getting restless after three weeks of no freedom, no noise and for some reason the annoyed him no her, his thoughts were distracted when someone opened the door.

"Their back so you can stop whining like a sparkling now," Ironhide said in a tired voice as the other robot ran from the room and started walking just before he walked into the room to see them all there. Yes there was the leader, the boy, boy's mate, boy's guardian, the girl, some brat, Throttle and...Wait a minute.

"Who are you fleshling?" he hissed as he saw his arm wrapped around the girl and when he didn't remove it he slammed his fist down beside them.

"Answer!"

"I'm Andy and you, you need a breath mint," he said walking away his arm still around Ruby.

"Well that was brave," Ruby said kinda impressed.

"Ya well he wasn't as tall as the big guy there sooo where's the bathroom," he whispered to her making her laugh.

"Over there on the left," she said pointing down a hall

"Hey Huggies," she said stopping him and throwing him a roll up pair of jeans then added," there's a clean pair of tighty whiteys in there for ya to oh pissy one."

"I'm never gonna hear the end of this am I?" he sighed as he walked away from the two Whitwicky kids who stared after him.

"Not in a million years," she said so that only she and Sam could hear before they both started laughing their asses off.


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