Chapter 2- The Cafeteria
Later in the cafeteria, I began to realise, HOLY CRAP, THERE'S A HOLE HEARD OF THEM, AND I THINK THERE AFTER ME!
None of them were staring at me, so I assumed I had special invisibility powers, although I knew my clothes didn't have that power. So I stripped swiftly and quickly, People were staring at me, but not the chicken family, so I assumed it was working.
Doing the crab walk, I passed by them, the chicken man named Jasper stared at me.
"I come in peace chicken people, go back to what you were doing, that's a good chicken person" I told them. "What the hell are you talking about?" Jasper asked.
"THE CHICKEN'S ARE AFTER ME" I yelled.
The one named Edward spoke next, "um… I hate to break it to you, but we are NOT chicken's."
"sure, that's what you want me to think, you underwear stealing elf" I told him. "YOU WAIT, I'll catch you in the act, and I will find out what you are doing with my underwear, and how you plan to take over the world" ha ha….. See what they make of that.
"Bella-" he started to say, but I interrupted him. "so's your face" I said.
"That doesn't even make sense" the one named Alice told me.
"So's your face" HA, I am on fire!
"oh, and by the way I just have one more thing to, my groupies eat shapes on Monday." I snarled.
They gave me the maybe she is crazy after all look.
"GOODBYE, GOODBYE, goodbye" la la la la, im sure they won't eat me now.
Written By Natalie W and Paige R
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