Attack of the twilight chickens Bella's P.O.V!
Chapter 3- The Cave
If they wouldn't admit to being chickens, I would have to force them into admitting it.
It was then when I saw them, whilst lying on my bed I saw 5 little men prancing of with my underwear. I decided to follow them, they eventually had led me to a cave, I guessed it was their evil layer, MWA HA HA HA HA.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY UNDERWEAR" I shouted at them.
"ah, Miss Swan, we are the elf gnomes, and I am Morise, but in our previous life we were ancient Egyptian warriors from china, all the Frenchman worshiped us, but now we are forced to make our living on your underwear!" one of the little pigme things said to me, "what are you doing with my underwear?" I tried to keep my voice calm, but it was shaking.
"step 1, steal underwear, step 3, merchandise!" he said, "well, what's step 2?"I asked "um, HEY FRED, what's step 2?"
"step 1, steal underwear, step 3, merchandise!" Fred told us, " yea I know that but what's step 2?" Morise shouted across the room, "well… HEY BILL, what's step 2?" Fred asked, "step 1, steal underwear, step 3, merchandise!" Bill shouted back to Fred, "yeah, yeah, I know step 1 and 3, but what's step 2?" Fred said.
I figured it would go on forever so I left, I walked back to my house, and went back to sleep, im sure that I would probably just go and buy another stack of underwear.
Hope you enjoyed it.
Sorry it was so short, we'll be writing a new chapter soon.
Written by Natalie W and Paige R.