Attack of the Twilight Chickens
My fairy God Mother!
From The Edward's point of view!
"Why the hell does she think that we're chickens" Rosalie asked.
"I do not know" I replied. "maybe she's crazy" Emmett whispered. "EMMETT SHUT UP" Rosalie Screamed. "WHY?" Emmett shouted at her. "shut up or I will end you" she threatened.
Emmett started to eat a burger. "um…. Emmett, you do realize that we are vampires?" she stated. "yeah, go on" Emmet said. "SO… we don't eat" she whispered "OH CRAP, I DID IT AGAIN" he shouted running out of the room.
"We should put her in an asylum for her own safety" Alice told them. Emmett came charging out of the girls bathroom. "I know…. We can dress up as fairy's then lead her to an insane asylum!" he said. "WHAT DO YOU THINK IM CRAZY?" he shrieked. "No, im actually impressed!" Rosalie said.
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BELLA'S P.O.V!
As I was doing my homework, a strange girl appeared, "who are you?" I asked, " I am your fairy God mother, just hang on a second" she walked out of the room. I heard faint noises, from what I could tell, she was saying "WHAT IS THAT, IT'S FAT AND UGLY, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH IT?", "just give her this" she came back in my room, "hello, So…. Um… just try this!" she said as she gave me a strange bottle, I drank it, my stomach began to feel weird, and then, I WAS THIN! " wow, look at me now, I'M NOT FAAAAAAT" I began to sing, but she interrupted me, "okay, stop stop stop, your going to ruin someone's eardrum! Now you're just going to come for a little ride with me, BRING OUT THE PUMPKIN!" she shouted, with a smile on her face.
"will you excuse me for a minute" she said politely. She walked out of the room, again I heard noises. "WHEN I SAY BRING OUT THE PUMPKIN, I MEAN, BRING OUT THE BLOODY PUMPKIN" she came back go my room, "im back" she was smiling.
Your just going to have to wait for the next chapter to see what happens!
Written by Paige R and Natalie W.