Attack Of The Twilight Chicken's

by always-my-raggedy-doctor

Bella Swan doesn't expect much when she moves to Forks, until she meats a mysterious boy, who seems rather strange.

5. Chapter 5 And then there were two

Attack of the Twilight Chickens!

Chapter 5 - and then there was two

The woman led me back to her car, she left me with a man, he got in the car, so I got in too.

After about 5 minutes in the car I decided to ask where we were going! "where are you taking me mister?" I asked, "im kidnapping you!" he replied, "OH, will there be sandwich's there?" I asked, "um… yes" he told me. "well come on mister, we're going to be late, let's get there before all the sandwich's are gone!" I told him.

(5 minutes later)

"and I like baloney and cheese and cheese and baloney, oh but you know what goes in great place instead of cheese if they don't have any cheese, it's baloney, so instead of a cheese and baloney sandwich you get a baloney and baloney sandwich, OH, do you know where baloney comes from, I heard it comes from butterflies. It's weird, cause I always thought that baloney came from baloney which comes from elephants, but big bird says that it comes from butterflies so I believe him!"

By this point, the man was bashing his head against the steering wheel, "THAT'S IT!" he shouted, and he chucked me out of the car, I felt my body hit the road, and I saw the car drive away.

I turned around and I saw a house, it had strange bizarre signs on it, obviously I should have paid attention in school, I was beginning to see now, THE ADVANTAGES, it appeared to say "THE BLACK'S".

A boy came out of the house, he had a shotgun, "WHO ARE YOU?" he asked, "my name is Isabella Swan!" I told him. "Are you a chicken person?" he asked, "I beg you pardon" I was shocked, OH MY GOSH, he saw them too! "wait, you see them to?" I said. "yes, but no one believes me!" he informed me, "I know, we can stop them together!" I said "GOOD IDEA, we shall walk, skip and prance!" he said to me and we walked of to the Cullen's place!