Disclaimer: I do not own FMA
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Summary: Ed and Roy arrive at work late, and Hawkeye wants to know why.
Notes: This is an idea I came up with, and thought that it might be funny. I do hope that it is nice enough.
Drabble 30:
Late
"I was wondering when you would arrive today, sir" Hawkeye stated the moment Colonel Mustang and Ed entered the office. She had not even looking up from the paperwork she was handling.
"Well…" Mustang muttered.
Hawkeye looked up at her superior and cocked an eyebrow. "Well, what, sir?"
"Well," Mustang began again, hesitated for a moment, and rushed on, "Ihadalottodealwithlastnight…"
"Speak slower, sir." Hawkeye interrupted, looking bemused.
"I had a lot to deal with last night, so I'm afraid I overslept." Mustang repeated himself.
"And what, Colonel, might that 'a lot' happen to be?" Hawkeye queried.
"It must have been a date." Falman quipped. "And a really interesting one too."
"Ah…well…" Mustang flushed a little, thinking of what he and Ed had done the night before. It certainly had been interesting, that was for sure. "You could say that it was something like that."
"Must have been really tiring too, seeing that you arrived so late today, Mustang." Havoc said, smirking.
More thoughts of what he and the teen alchemist had done the night before entered his mind, and the dark-haired man's face turned even redder. However, he did not reply Havoc.
"He's just got no stamina." Ed spoke up suddenly from the side, where he had been standing since the moment he had entered the room with Mustang.
"I have got stamina, Edward." Mustang retorted immediately.
"Right." Ed's tone was profoundly skeptical.
"I can outlast you anytime."
Ed snorted. "That's definitely not what you showed me last night, Mustang."
Mustang scowled, but before he could retort further, Hawkeye interrupted.
"I don't think I would like to hear anymore of this quarrel, gentlemen." She spoke firmly, with one hand resting lightly near her gun. "Please keep the details of your personal lives private."
"But – "
"Just get on with your work, Colonel." Hawkeye stated. "Before I decide to use my gun."
"That goes for the rest of you too." She continued, addressing the others, who had gathered round to listen to Mustang and Ed.
Immediately, they all returned to their work.
"And Colonel," Hawkeye started, just before she returned to her own work, "Try not to be late next time."
For some reason, the usually expressionless Lieutenant was blushing.
END
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