Author's Note: Time for a random Fairy Tail question that may or may not have to do with this fic - How come nobody's written a crossover with Homestuck where Lucy's Celestial Spirits meet the Trolls? I mean, both the Celestial Spirits and the Trolls symbolize the Western Zodiac in some way, so their meeting should be inevitable, right?
Well, enough ranting, let's begin the new chapter.
Disclaimer: I own basically nothing pertaining to the fic, except my OCs and One Piece: Parallel Works.
Alt. Chapter Title: "Loke vs. Lucy! Dance of Romance!"
The next day, the fights begin. Currently, Levy and I are watching Alphonse battle Gajeel.
"Who are you battling?" I ask.
"Juvia Loxar. They call her 'Fulvia Cardew' in this faction," Levy explains as she points to a blue-haired girl hanging out with Loke and a tanned boy with white hair.
"Who's Fulvia Cardew?" I ask. Levy shrugs. (1)
"She's the lady on channel six who does the weather every weekdays during the four, five, six, and eleven hours," Levy explains.
"Oh. Who's the white-haired guy?" I ask Levy.
"That's Elfman. He believes that fighting should be done with fists," Levy explains. I turn my attention back to the battle, where Gajeel's fists are now bleeding because he's been punching a suit of armor for about ten minutes.
"I forefit!" Gajeel yells. Several medics then take him away on a stretcher. Alphonse just shrugs and walks away.
"Next up... Levy McGarden vs. Juvia Loxar!"
"That's me!" Levy says.
"Break a leg," I tell Levy. Two minutes later...
"Help! I forefit! I think she broke my leg!" Levy cries as Juvia beats her upside the head with an Angry Birds plushie. Two paramedics then take Levy away on a stretcher.
"Oh, my Oda-sensei! I'm psychic!" I cry out. I just hope Bear Gryllz isn't the guy I will have to battle.
"Alright, Levy, since you don't like the Angry Birds, hold on to this railing for five minutes," Loke commands as we approach the pier.
"Uhh..." Levy says.
"Let me tell you about HOMESTUCK," Loke reminds Levy, who screams and runs to the railing. She jumps, flips over, and grabs the pier railing in mid-flip.
Where did Levy learn those mad gymnastics skills?
Anyway, two minutes into it, Levy's hand slips, and she is left hanging onto the rail with one hand.
"Come on, Levy! You can do it!" Alphonse yells. With a smile, Levy's free hand grabs the rail, but a wave crashes into Levy, causing her to lose her grip again. I facepalm.
"You know what?! I can't watch!" I scream before I close my eyes. Three minutes later, I open them, and Alphonse is helping Levy out of the water.
"Made it," Levy says breathlessly. I put my hands on Levy's shoulder.
"Don't ever do that again," I tell Levy.
The next morning, I awake from some strange dreams involving me and Levy holding onto the mast of the Hyperion to keep us from sinking into Angry Birds plushies.
I decide to take a shower and get dressed to clear my mind. But, when I return, I see that somebody has written "Yaoi addict" all over my bed.
"LOKE!" I scream.
"What?" Loke asks coyly as he changes his sheets.
"Did you do this?!" I ask as I point to my bed. Loke scoffs.
"We just wanted it to look prettyful," Loke says innocently. I restrain myself from thowing my alarm clock at Loke's head.
"Prettyful my ass! Expect a call from my lawyer and a lawsuit for destruction of property!" I yell before I storm out of the room and head into the training room. On the board, it says "Today's fights - Loke vs. Lucy".
I have to battle that scumbag?!
"Hey, baby. Let our dance of romance begin."
Loke enters the room. All eyes turn to myself and Loke.
"Kick her in the balls!" Levy shouts. I do so, and my kick is so hard, Loke is sent flying out of the room. Everyone gasps.
"Deal with it," I say as I brush my hands off.
"Goal!" Loke shouts before I get knocked unconscious with a soccer ball.
(1) - Fulvia Cardew is a character from The Hunger Games. I gave Juvia that nickname, because when I started reading/watching Fairy Tail, I thought her name was Fulvia.
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