Author's Note: Personally, I like this chapter a lot. Probably because we get to see the parody of Four's Fear Landscape.

Anyway, who's excited for Allegiant? Who's excited for the Divergent movie? I am. Who's going to go see Divergent and wear their Faction's colors? I know I'll be going in my Erudite blues.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, One Piece, Homestuck, Bleach, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, or, most importantly, the Divergent trilogy.

Alt. Title: "Natsu's Milkshakes Bring all the Hetalia Cosplayers to the Yard."

That night, Levy, Gajeel, and I decide to blow off some steam. We decide to buy as many magazines and newspapers that make mentions of Kuroshitsuji faction and throw them into the water.

"Hey, Gajeel, who's Mavis?" I ask as I show Gajeel a picture of a moé, blonde girl.

"Mavis Vermillion? She's the leader of Kuroshitsuji faction. She was in a home economics class with my adopted sister, Virgo," Gajeel explains before he gets out a lighter and burns the picture of Mavis. "I don't care if Good Housekeeping called her 'The Bestest Maid in Kuroshitsuji Faction', she's too moé-moé for my tastes. I'm a man, Goddamnit."

Out of the corner of my eye, I see Natsu leave the Hyperion.

"Hey, guys, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go see what Natsu's doing," I tell Levy and Gajeel.

"Alright, then. Stay away from Loke," Gajeel says before I run off and join Natsu.

"Hey, Natsu, what are you doing?" I ask Natsu, who grins.

"We're going to the Super, Happy, Pirate Fun Landscape!"

"Are you sure we should be doing this?" I ask Natsu as he injects me with the simulation serum.

"Well, we've become so, so close over the past few weeks. So close, that I decided to show you what my Super, Happy, Pirate Fun Landscape looks like," Natsu explains. "Ready to have some fun?"

"Sure," I say before we enter the landscape. The first thing that we see in the Super, Happy, Pirate Fun Landscape is the fact we're on a building. "You're scared of base jumping?"

"At first, I wasn't. Then, I saw The Reichenbach Fall episode of Sherlock," Natsu explains. "Seeing The Angels Take Manhattan never helped."

I grab Natsu's hand.

"Let's do it together," I say before we run up to the edge of the roof and jump off. Then, the scenery changes, and we're now in a room so cramped, Natsu has to hold me in order to make room.

"Lucy, my legs are falling asleep," Natsu whines. Then, the room gets smaller and I wind up on top of Natsu. "Now I can't breathe!"

The scene changes again. Now, we're in a dark room, and a woman stands there. Natsu is now holding a shotgun. Without blinking, Natsu shoots the woman.

"Was that your mom?" I ask.

"I think so. My parents died after I was born," Natsu says before the woman disappears and Igneel appears. Natsu breaks into a cold sweat.

"Are you alright?" I ask.

"Nope. This is my worst fear - My dad," Natsu answers.

"What did he do?" I ask.

"Well... Let's just say he hates me for no reason," Natsu tells me. Igneel glares at him.

"Do it again, Natsu!" Igneel yells.

"Aw, come on, dad! I just did it, like, five times!" Natsu cries. Then, several more Igneels appear.

"Do it!" The Igneels shout. Natsu gulps.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're, like, 'It's better than yours.' Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I have to charge," Natsu sings before he breaks down crying. I sigh as I hug Natsu.

"Really? He made you sing that song?" I ask Natsu as the scene fades away and we return to the old building.

"Not just that. He shamed and beat me because I wasn't a Chinese dragon!" Natsu sobs.

"It's okay. For Halloween, you can be one," I tell Natsu. "But, we should go back to the Hyperion. It's late, and I'm sure everyone is worried about us."

Ending Note: Review if you want to see Initiation Day!