Warning-horrible grammar and anime terms used or spelt wrong (if it is bothering you that badly please tell me)

Disclaimer- I Don't own Naruto or bleach, BUT I WILL SOME DAY!!!! *laughs maniacally* chokes and drinks water

Previously on new friends?:

"Inoue do you think she is dead?" Hinata was now coming to her senses. "She looks dead" Hinata's eyes remand shut, she wanted to figure out who these people were and why they were in her village. "Kon, you idiot if she was dead do you think she would be breathing right now." said a monotone voice, Hinata thought she heard that from the glasses man earlier. "Well, I know one thing, this girl's hooters are huge just like Inoue's…I wonder if…….." Hinata felt a soft push on her left breast a deep blush appeared on her face when she popped up. "They're R. E. A. L." she looked to see where the voice was coming from and it was, the plush toy?!

Hinata screamed, she couldn't believe what just happened. Okay Hinata, we are not going crazy, maybe I'm just dreaming. I know that none of this could not really happen , I mean seriously no one could or would ever believe they were sexually harassed by a teddy bear thing. Forget about that no one would believe that a teddy bear could talk….I have seen some freaky stuff but I never came across a boney face demon looking thing like that, so it has to be fake too. Maybe it was that movie, Wicked Scary….or was it The Grudge. I knew I shouldn't have watched it….in the middle of Hinata's thinking she heard a deep raspy voice grunt, with that she scrambled to her feet. Oh goodness these people are real this isn't a dream !

" Who are you people? " Hinata asked backing away slowly. Ichigo slowly walked up to her and waved his hands in her face; Hinata slapped his hands away. "Answer me, who are you?!" You could tell Hinata was getting angry, her calm nature was being destroyed and she was having a hard time keeping polite.

"Rukia it looks like she can see us, she isn't a normal human." stated Ichigo ignoring the purple headed konichi. "Maybe this girl is dead , no one of the living except Inoue, Chad, and Uryu Ishida are able to see you and myself in our spirit form," replied Rukia. "Maybe she…" Hinata was getting extremely frustrated, after her med-training from Tsunade she found it very hard no to pick up some of her habits, one for instance was getting extremely angry. "I AM ONLY GOING TO ASK THIS ONE MORE TIME AND IF I DON'T GET ANSWERS SOMEONE WILL GET HURT," Hinata breathed in slowly after bashing a huge bolder with her pinky finger and then continued, "now who are you people." Dumbstruck, Ichigo shivered while feeling sorry for the stone; the plush toy came up to Hinata and told her that Ichigo and Rukia were shinigami, Chad ,Uryu and Inoue were magical human peoples, and Kon was a druggy teddy bear who loved to "explore" the female body.

"S-so you m-mean to tell m-me that you a-are some magical people who can de-defy the laws of gravity and cause p-plush toys to come to life with a p-pill. Then somehow y-you all managed to f-fall through a w-wormhole and m-make it in my v-village with that skull f-faced hollow, that is what you called it right, and now you are s-stuck here." Hinata was getting dizzy she didn't know what to believe she just had to sit down and think this through.

While Hinata was in her disbelieving state the bleach peoples were having a conversation of their own. "Um we know she isn't normal and all but do you really think it was okay to let her know so much information?" Inoue whispered. "It should be fine she does seem strong but she is unstable as well so if anything goes wrong we should be able to take her down." responded Uryu… Chad agreed with a small grunt.

"Do we have to hurt someone with such a nice body though, you got to admit guys, it would be a waste to have to destroy that…." Kon's mind drifted off into his pervy fantasies for a brief moment. Everyone was staring at him when he said, "Ichigo can I borrow your body for a while? It is important!" Sighing the orange head boy asked for the reason. "Well you see, if she is so 'unstable' that makes her an easy target for getting me some…" "WTF" was heard from everyone except for Ichigo, he was dying from a nosebleed. All of the bleach people were stomping and kicking Kon for the thought he had. Hinata was staring at them like they were crazy. She started to walk away from the scene, but she saw the orange headed boy bleeding crazily from his nose. "Are you okay?!?!"

Ichigo pov

What is going on with tat stuffed thing. God I didn't think from that one time we went to the book store and he came across the pornos would cause this. My head hurts a lot. I was getting like headed but now I am feeling a little better. Maybe it is Inoue healing me, wait no, this light isn't orange it is lavender. What is going on here?

Normal pov

Hinata was healing Ichigo. With all that blood loss something serious could have really happened. Who knew so much blood could come from a nosebleed. Rukia added her last punch to the toy thing and watch Hinata's hands glow. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" ."I am so s-sorry I thought he needed to be assisted he was bleeding and I-I thought I could…" "Rukia there is a lot of blood here, I think she was trying to hurt him, we can't let this go on, she is much stronger than she looks." blurted out Uryu. Hinata eyes widen. These people think I was trying to hurt him, I was just trying to help! Chad sent he fist hurtling toward the konichi. She dodged it quickly but wasn't aware that Uryu went behind her and pressed her pressure point. All she saw her vision fade and then black.

Lemon Squirrel: Well looks like I wrote another horrible chapter seeing that yet again no one left a review

Hinata: Aww Miracle don't be so glum m-maybe someone will actually say something

Lemon Squirrel: Maybe…aurgh this is aggravating! *throws books on the floor* smoke comes out of ears*

Inoue: I think she has lost it! GET HELP

*SCREAMING*

Sasuke: well heh heh lets just see what happens next time, review and stuff so this won't happen again …this chick is getting creepy.

Rukia: Hey who are you? sasuke shuffles away quickly WAIT YOU GET BACK HERE!!!