A/N: Sorry minna! I had writers block and school started so I have to get used to it, aurgh I had Social Studies that is like the only class I suck at, I am friggin' serious she doesn't know how to teach! Anywho the reason why I decided to update today was because I got sick, and there is no school today xD lucky me! So um like I said there will be a surprise but I can't say what or else it wouldn't be a surprise would it? Oh I forgot the disclaimer. (soo long ago xD anyway that same teacher I spoke bad about turned out to be one of my favorites xDD)
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or Naruto, I don't own any anime period…sad isn't it…
Kay …to the fiction!
Previously on New Friends
Hinata was healing Ichigo. With all that blood loss something serious could have really happened. Who knew so much blood could come from a nosebleed. Rukia added her last punch to the toy thing and watch Hinata's hands glow. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" ."I am so s-sorry I thought he needed to be assisted he was bleeding and I-I thought I could…" "Rukia there is a lot of blood here, I think she was trying to hurt him, we can't let this go on, she is much stronger than she looks." blurted out Uryu. Hinata eyes widen. These people think I was trying to hurt him, I was just trying to help! Chad sent he fist hurtling toward the konichi. She dodged it quickly but wasn't aware that Uryu went behind her and pressed her pressure point. All she saw her vision fade and then black.
"Aurgh…my shoulder is killing me, what happened?" Hinata was unconscious for quite a while. It seems that the strange people who where questioning her earlier, are nowhere in sight, if only she could manage to figure out where she was then maybe she could get out of this place. It's just that Hinata didn't know where she was. She squirmed around trying to slither her way out of the dark area, but she was tied up. How can a shinobi of her status be so foolish and get trapped in such a mediocre trap? Was she really that weak? Hinata inwardly sighed; she just thought it would be best to rest for a while and think things though before she did any more damage to her safety, this would defiantly take awhile.
Meanwhile
"Ichigo, what happened to you?" Rukia said in a monotone voice. She seemed to be tired after lifting him all the way to a mountain area with some strange figurine heads. No one really wanted to lift the bleeding boy so she had to take the privilege. "W-what happened to me I feel really dizzy all of a sudden, where are we?" Ichigo couldn't help but feel horrible, because of the battle with the stupid hollow before, and then the miniature fight with the purple headed girl, Rukia couldn't stand up straight without flinging Ichigo everywhere, as a result, nearly Ichigo's whole body was purple black and blue. Chad stepped forward seeing that no one had really heard the orange head boy speak, "We are in some strange land formation, apparently we are in the nose of a woman." The teen boy just stared at his large friend with question written on his face. As he went to go open his mouth to say something, Rukia interrupted his thoughts. "Ichigo what happened to you?"
He responded with a simple, "I'm not sure, all I remember is Kon talking, then my nose bleeding, then suddenly my light headedness started to disappear, that's pretty much it," he continued while in a slight daze, "oh and I think I saw an angel healing me she has Inoue's features but purple hair." Inoue blushed that the sound of her name coming from her loves voice, her infatuation was really getting to be an obsession. "Well, besides that we should really get in touched with Soul Society, maybe they can bring us back, it doesn't seem like this world is going to let us go back from where we came from." mumbled Ishida he managed to grab Rukia communication device, getting a signal to Soul Society.
"Hello?" Hitsugaya was the first respond.
" Hitsugaya-ticho-sama (srry don't know how to spell but um ticho means captain), we need help! *crackle crackle, we *crackle are stuc…elp..attacked!" damnit the stupid reception is horrible.
"What did you say? Speak Clearly I can't understand you!" the sliver hair genius screamed.
"HELP US!" all the bleach peoples yelled at the same time, a small 'please' was heard from Inoue.
"Give me the coordinates and I will be sure to help you all out" was his reply.
"68.32546*↑└‼╝┴╞↔•↕╜9D9Y◘« {‰φ58÷╗N}," said Uyru
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?" this was proof that prodigies did get confuzzled.(yes confuzzled)
"He means go left after about 568kilometers then 15 steps into the 3rd black hole." Inoue said in a hushed voice.
"Goodness why could the dumbass just say that?" he left the hell butterfly after muttering a quick 'be right there.' (A/N-srry everyone it is really OC xD but my fic my personality , that's what makes it better)
Hinata: Lemon Squirrel-sama wants to apologies for her horrible chapter, don't worry though it won't suck as much next time! O and the surprise will show up. Looks like Hitsugaya-sempai has arrived !
Hitsugaya: Konnbawa minna (fan girl: squeal =] )
Ichigo: How is it that I am the main character of Bleach and like everyone loves that jerk off Hitsugaya, he isn't that great.
Fan Girls: What the F*** did you say infidel? Shun The NON Believer Shuuun!
Ichigo: WTH? (runs)
Inoue: heh hehe anoo it seems that there is some technical difficulties right now, but do worry it will surely be fixed.
Hinata: SHUT up YOU big BREASTED WHORE
Everyone: o.O *random guy screams 'you breast are around the same size but um CAT FIGHT' *
Hinata: What the hell are YOU looking at?
Sasuke: um Hinata is a bit cranky because she was locked in the closet (nose of Tsunade) because Inoue brought everyone cookies, so we kinda forgot her.
Hinata: If you people forget me again I will whoop your skank asses!
Medics: (tranquilizer)
Lemon Squirrel: HINATA NOOOOO (Slow motion runs)
Rukia: Hopefully everyone regains their sanity when we return with new friends? It is just me or is that name really bad? Any ways review or else I will kiss you with my RUKIA GERMS
Boys: EWW and like she said review