Leftover Alphabet Soup
A/N: For those of you who don't know the game Pretty Pretty Princess, you can view the instructions (from Hasbro) at:
www. hasbro. com/common/instruct/PrettyPrettyPrincess(1995).PDF (minus the spaces).
(I couldn't get the hyperlink code to work, so if anyone knows the trick on how to make it work, please send me a PM. I'm desperately curious)
Disclaimer: I claim no rights to the game "Pretty Pretty Princess," which is copyrighted by Hasbro. All I have is fond memories of playing the game countless times when I was young.
P is for: Pretty Pretty Princess
By Akira43
Selections From the Transcript of a Rousing Game of Pretty Pretty Princess
"Don't give Iggy pink, Gazzy! And Fang, stop encouraging him!"
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"Nudge, just because you chose to start on the crown space doesn't mean that you can just take the crown before the game even starts!"
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"Don't give me that look, Angel, I know that crown isn't really just stuck in your curls. Take it off, and give it to Fang."
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"This bracelet is too big for my wrist! Wait, this is the necklace? Oh. Never mind."
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"The blue ring, Nudge. Not the black one that you're trying to get rid of."
"I don't know what you're talking about. This ring is as blue as the sky on a perfect day."
"Uh-huh. And I'm as deaf as a doorknob."
"Who says doorknobs can't hear? And what does that have to do with anything?
"Nudge. You didn't even try to make it sound as if you were digging around the jewlery box for my ring."
"Um, it was right on top?"
"Nice try."
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"Gazzy, they're called 'earrings' for a reason. They go on your ears, not your nose."
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"Fang, the Pretty Pretty Princess. I wish I could see this!"
"I am not a princess. I am a king."
"Yeah, the king of dress up!"
"You have five seconds. I recommend you start running now."
"Aw come on, can't you take a joke?"
"10...9..."
"I was only kidding!"
"...8...7...6..."
"Uh, Fang?"
"...5...4..."
"I take that as a no?"
"...3...2...1...0."
"He's gone."
"I know."
"Aren't you going to go after him?"
"I figured I'd let him sweat it out for a while, then put whipped cream on his face while he's asleep."
"I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that."
"Thank you, Max. That's a very wise decision. Who knows what would happen if you sent me to my room?"
"Don't push it."
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"You know Max, I think Fang was genuinely proud of himself for winning."
"I think you're right, Nudge. There was just something about that smirk of his..."
"Oh yes, he was definitely quite pleased with himself, especially since it's a game designed for little girls and yet he still managed to kick all of our a-"
"ANGEL!"
"I wasn't the one who thought that word so don't blame me for his poor language."
"...Remind me to talk to him later."
A/N: So there you have it. Bits and pieces of when the Flock played Pretty Pretty Princess.
Ninja C and Tassel630 are both ridiculously forgetful, so apparently it has fallen to me to credit Flower K. Owl for the chapter title for O. Thank you, and sorry we haven't credited you sooner.
And yes, we are one day behind our goal of finishing before the end of the month. We'll get caught up soon. Promise.
Thank you to everyone who has continued to read and review. Remember, we're still looking for chapter titles. We currently need suggestions for S onward.