"Talking"

'Thoughts'

Dreams

Flashbacks

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It had been a few weeks and Sasuke and Naruto still weren't on speaking terms. Gaara and Kiba had had a fight on which friend was in the right and weren't together anymore. Neji and Hinata just chose to stay within their friend "cliques" and so weren't talking to each other either (when they could help it). (A/N: This is why Hinata was so angry. Her father, against her wishes, made Neji her bodyguard because she too valuable to the clan to go without. Sorry for not putting it in the story!)

Sasuke could still remember the last conversation he and Naruto had....

"Hey Megumi!" Despite the new appearance it was a habit for Naruto to call the boy in front of him by that name. Just as it was a habit for the other boy to respond to it.

"Yes?" His new legs were still a little wobbly from the transformation, but Gaara had gone to tell Neji the "beg news" and Naruto didn't rush to help him like Sasuke thought he would. Instead he just shook his head angrily.

"So it's true then? You really are Sasuke?" At the confirming nod, Naruto felt ready to pull his hair out in frustration. "What the hell, Sasuke? Why didn't you tell me you were turned into a fucking girl?! Did you enjoy watching me make a fool of myself by trying to kiss you and get you to date me?"

"No Naruto," the other boy tried desperately to fix this, forgetting his earlier anger at the golden-haired boy. "I didn't know! I-"

"Faggot!" (1) Naruto screamed in rage. Sasuke gasped, hurt filling his features.

"Fine." He could barely whisper around the lump in his neck. He cleared his throat and tried again. "Fine. I'm sorry that I never told you something that I didn't know myself." Before Naruto could utter even a sound of protest, Sasuke was gone, leaving the idiot to stew his juices for a bit. He finally turned on his own heel and walked away, vowing never to talk to Uchiha Sasuke again.

Today, the raven Uchiha sat on his his bed, too dazed to think that there was a geometry quiz the next day and he was wasting valuable study time. He just didn't feel like doing much of anything.

Knock knock knock

Who was that? Gaara was taking a tour of his beloved Suna, his "mother" was on a mission, and Neji would be protecting Hinata all day today as she shopped for clothes. He got up and confusedly went to the door. Opening it, the forced smile (A/N: Poor, sad Sasuke!) dropped immediately.

"Why hello, foolish little brother."

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Knock knock knock

Why couldn't people just leave him alone? All day people had been going in and out, in and out, never stopping. Didn't they know this math chapter wouldn't just absorb into his brain? He tried to ignore the persistance "crowd" this time.

Knock knock knock

'They'll go away eventually.' Naruto reasoned grumpily. He'd just found his place again when they knocked once more, shattering his concentration! He threw open the door, exasperated. "What do you-"

"Naruto! Something happened!" Kiba yelled, coming straight into the house. Naruto's interest peaked.

"What? What's wrong?"

His mouth dropped open at the reply. "Sasuke's been kidnapped!"

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A/N: (1) He's such a jerk sometimes!

Anyway, it's the end of the story! Yay! *listens to crickets as readers begin to desert her* W-Wait! Before you begin flaming me, telling me you hate my guts, you wish I'd die, and/or you'll never read my stories again, remember that because of the ending, a sequel's coming soon. It'll be posted as soon as I have five chapters written. That shouldn't take too long....

Bedai! (That's Indian! :P)

~theflawintheplan