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Seiren's Note to Readers: Extremely and painfully short. Sorry. And it's a cameo of Steve! Yeah, I know you guys like him. ^^

**Disclaimer**

Seiren: *violently sneezes and then blows nose*

Leon: Seiren is sick today, so we've been asked to do the Disclaimer…

Mello: *eyes Leon* Who the hell are you?

Leon: I'm Leon, dude. From Star Ocean 2.

Matt: *passes out from shock*

Seiren: *coughs* Get…on with… it.

Leon: Huh?

Mello: Just do the Disclaimer and let the girl sleep. She's been through enough torture already thanks to the Mountain Dew and Frosted Flakes combo.

Leon: Um…

Seiren: *jumps up and starts to throw random objects at Mello* YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD CALM MY SORE THROAT, YOU!

Mello: *running for his life* Somebody make her stop!

Leon: *sighs* The authors and authoresses don't own any of us.

Seiren: *passes out*

**End Disclaimer**

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Delete Dot Com

Original Author: Seiren_Sekito . Any and all credit goes to her. Enjoy!!

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~Delete Dot Com~

"You have 15 new e-mails."

Matt rolled his eyes at the scratchy, monotone voice of his computer and clicked his mailbox icon. "So what do we have today? Something other than useless junk mail for once? Or perhaps a wonderful e-mail from Linda, telling me that I should come back to Wammy's for a visit once in the near future?

"What's this? An offer for a Russian bride? Beautiful beyond all measure? Be still, my beating heart."

Delete.

"Natural male enhancement? Thanks, but no thanks. It's big enough already."

Delete.

"'Old Man in Arizona needs One Million Dollars to Receive Life-saving Surgery?' Oh wonderful! Another fantastic, believable chain letter! Shall I pass it on?"

Delete.

"Free ringtones? And what would that, be, pray tell? That stupid three-note song that plays everytime the Turks come on-screen? I think I'll stick with my own ringtone, thank you very much."

Delete.

"Free sex toys, eh? Why on God's green earth would I need those for?"

Delete.

" 'Check out Mafia Pornography Online!' Ummm... No thanks. I have enough nightmares from Mello's stories as it is."

Delete.

"Free concert tickets to see Linkin Park. Now, if it was Within Temptation, I'd be interested. But Linkin Park? You couldn't pay me to care. And I have to wonder: who convinced them it was cool to spell 'Lincoln' like that?"

Delete.

"Hmm... An e-mail from Steve inviting me out on a double date with him, some chick named Christine, and another named Felisha from 2D. Well, this one requires some thought."

Delete.

"Nothing but spam. As usual. Why doesn't my spam filter work? I just installed it last week!"

He picked up the CD case and read it again.

"Developed by Windows Vista. No wonder it's already useless."

The computer bing!ed as a new e-mail came in. Matt scrolled up to look at it.

" '5 Days to Bigger Boobs with Program B?' Do I look like a woman?"

Delete.

Another e-mail came in just as that one was deleted. "Mail Jeevas: Your library books have been overdue for three years.' …"

The computer bing!ed again as it was ripped from the desk and drop-kicked out the window.

~oOo~

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Seiren: *grumbling in sleep*

Mello: *bandaged up*

Leon: *hiding behind sofa*

Matt: lol FF7 reference, lol.

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Misseh's A/N: DO YOU GUYZ HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH THIS?! I get so many emails its not even funny. I fear my inbox will explode one day OwO Also, thanks so much to Sieren who continues to be very generous with the oneshots she sends in. Sorry it took me so long to post them, I just had some schoolwork to take care of.

Mello: I get the feeling Seiren is doing all the writing here. YOU *points at readers* GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND SEND SOMETHING IN.

Me: SHUT UP MELLO, YOU'RE SO DEMANDING. You're right, in a way....I haven't posted a one shot of mine lately, so I'll get to it ^^

Matt: WHY DO YOU ALL INSIST ON TORTURING ME ;3;

Me: *smirk*

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