Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
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Jasper walked to the track behind the high school.
"I want to join track, so I won't be so emo."
"Alright." The track coach responded. "Run the two mile. Go!"
"Done."
"You didn't run it!" The coach yelled.
"Yes, I did." Jasper said in a monotone voice.
"Ok, then you are the world's fastest two-miler!"
"I'm still emo."
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