Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

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Jasper walked to the track behind the high school.

"I want to join track, so I won't be so emo."

"Alright." The track coach responded. "Run the two mile. Go!"

"Done."

"You didn't run it!" The coach yelled.

"Yes, I did." Jasper said in a monotone voice.

"Ok, then you are the world's fastest two-miler!"

"I'm still emo."

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