Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
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"Hey, Bella!" Jasper waved wildly at Bella. A grin spread across his whole face. "I love you! And I love the world! And I love Alice! And, and I LOVE EVERYTHING!" He then began to skip merry around the room.
"Ummm…What happened to Jasper?" Bella asked Alice.
"We sent him to therapy. He's a new vampire, who loves the world and isn't emo in the least!" She smiled and linked arms with Jasper and the two began to spin around in circles.
"OH MY GOD!" Carlisle ran into the room. "Where is Fluffy?" He was searching franticly for his beloved cat.
"Umm…Fluffy?" Emmett looked very suspicious. "I didn't eat Fluffy."
"YOU ATE MY CAT!" Carlisle yelled through his heartache. "That's the third one this month. First Jimmy, then Carlisle Jr. and now Fluffy! Why cruel world?" Carlisle fell to his knees and held his hands to the sky. "WHY? He was so young! So many fur balls he had yet to throw up! WHY?"
"Carlisle's cat is dead." Jasper stopped dancing with Alice. "Emo."
Jasper walked out of the room to sulk.
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Author's Note: This moment is dedicated to Aye Chihuahua and all their reviews! Thank you! :D