Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
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There was a loud knock at the front door, and Carlisle being Carlisle went to go answer it. After opening the door, he saw nothing but a burning bag. He stomped on the bag to put of the fire, only to realize there was werewolf poop in it.
"Hey, you wild children!" They giggled from the bushes. "Don't be leaving burning wolf crap on my doorstep!"
Carlisle walked back inside cursing.
"What's wrong, dad type figure?" Alice asked.
"The werewolves ruined my shoes." He held one up to show her.
"Their jerks."
"Don't worry, Carlisle." Emmett yelled from the stairs. "We'll get back at them." He pointed to him, Jasper and Edward.
Edward picked up the phone book. "Animal Control. Oh here." He read the number and Jasper dialed.
"Hello." Jasper greeted. "We seem to have a wolf problem here in Forks. They are overpopulating the place. You need to capture and spay or neuter as many as possible to stop the overpopulation." He hung up. He turned to his brothers and gave the thumbs up.
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The next day, Jacob stopped by.
Carlisle opened the door.
Jacob looked at Edward and growled. "I hate you." And left.
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Author's Note: This moment is dedicated to Aiedail01 for all of their reviews! Thank you so much! :D