Blu: Next week, school shall start again...
Rozalin: Continuing to moan about the coming school days?
Blu: Is there anything else to moan for? Seriously, the thought of those AP classes make me scared...!
Naruto: Don't wet yourself again.
Blu: That was last chapter!!!
Naruto: Whoa! Take it easy, will you?!
Etna: Hey, what's with the delays?! Get the story going, already! The sooner we start, the sooner I become an Overlord.
Rozalin: How dare you assume you're going to win just because you're centuries older than me!
Naruto: Centuries? ...Damn, she's old, but she doesn't even have breasts to sag.
Etna: What'd you call me?!?
Prinny: Remember, doods: Blu Rose doesn't own Naruto, Disgaea, any series created by Nippon Ichi, or anything else but this story and her characters! Now on with the fic, doods!
Blu: WAIT!!! I have an announcement to make! Due to the fact that I'm writing two fics, Naruto X and SiNful Rose, I've decided to sort of...postpone SiNful Rose for a while until I'm finished with the first part of Naruto X. Hope you're not too depressed. NOW you can read the fic!
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Demon Lord Etna--also known as Beauty Queen Etna due to a nifty little thing known as hacking--is a very powerful demoness. Despite being a Demon Lord, she has the power level of an Overlord!
"In a universe filled with misery and chaos, only one can stand up against the dreaded Overlord...!"
She's mischievous, sly, cunning and cruel. She gets a kick out of tricking people into doing things for her, even though she could easily take care of it herself.
"Etna first arrives to Nixas, a world that was supposed to be like heaven...only to find it being overrun with vicious demons and monsters!"
She's also a bit...bizarre. At times, she acts out...anime episode previews--all with her as the main character. She'll do it even when there are people watching! There's definitely no one else like her... Actually, there may be one or two people like that in the alternate universes...
"All she wanted was peace, but in order to have peace, she will have to shed the blood of demons again! Stay tuned for the blazing hot world premiere of Demon Hunter Etna!!"
Will you stop that?!? ...Despite her odd behavior at times, do not take her lightly! Though she looks like a flat-chested preteen, she has enough power to make you want to cry to your mother...!
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::Episode 5::
::Rozalin's Tournament Pt. 2: Wrath of the Beauty Queen::
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"Ugh!! You really wanna die, don't you?! Feel the wrath of Beauty Queen Etna!!!" Rozalin and her vassals got into their fighting stances as Etna turned around to face her team of Prinnies. "Prinny Squad! Assemble!!" The Prinnies immediately surrounded their master. That just goes to show how frightening Etna could be. "If you're as weak as the Prince said you were, I bet that even these Prinnies could beat you up. They're less than half my level."
Rozalin started to turn red in the face. "Are you insulting me?! Sending your pathetic Prinnies after me instead of coming for me yourself?!"
"What can I say, Rozie? You're just not worth my time." The red-haired Demon Lord said with cat-like smirk.
"You...! You...! Flat-chested dominatrix!! You're a disgrace to the title of Overlord!! And a dragon would make a better Beauty Queen than you!!!"
The vassals all sweatdropped at Rozalin's actions. "Wow... Rozalin's picked up on Naruto's screaming techniques..." Said Sakura.
"I don't think I could hit such a high volume if I wasn't angry...!" The blonde mumbled. "She has a point, though. I don't think there's such a thing as a Beauty Queen who has a flat chance. And if she ages by centuries like some demons...she's older than Granny Tsunade!!"
A vein started to throb on Etna's forehead as incredible mana power radiated from her being. "That's it!! Kiss your ass goodbye, brat!" She jumped up into the sky and started to glow bright pink. "Sexy Beam!!" The Beauty Queen began to do...poses in midair as several large hearts floated around her. Beams of energy started to shoot down at the Overlord and her vassals from the hearts, occasionally striking one of them. They tried to move around to dodge the attack, but the pattern in which it was set up made them unable to move from their spots without being hit.
"Ow...! I forgot what it's like to actually fight..." Vicky moaned as she raised a hand in the air. "Omega Heal!!" A large amount of green light appeared around them all and healed their wounds.
"What the hell was that?!" Daisuke exclaimed as he waved his arms frantically in the air.
"Didn't you hear? That was Sexy Beam." The demon nurse said slowly.
"I heard the name!! But what sort of Demon Lord uses a weirdo technique like that?"
"The kind who's pretty full of herself..." Ina muttered as she rubbed her arm.
Naruto made a hand sign and five Shadow Clones appeared around him. "Then I guess it's up to us to take her down a couple of hundred pegs!" Two blondes started to circle their swords in the air, creating the illusion of a large transparent moon in front of Etna as she landed.
"Moon Slash!!" The clones cut through the moon together, forming an X before it disappeared and cut through to Etna.
Two other clones jumped back and up into the air, gathering energy into their swords. "Winged Slayer!!" They flew down with blinding speed. The Prinnies below started to panic and ran as far away from Etna as they could. The red-haired Demon Lord simply stood in her spot and let the two clones hit her, a loud explosion that could be seen from the sky following. They jumped back just as the real Naruto and the remaining bunshin started to form a slightly-larger than normal Rasengan with a slight purple tint in its bright glow.
"And the final touch...!" Naruto and the clone dashed towards Etna with blinding speed and rammed the Rasengan into her. It suddenly grew bigger upon impact, creating a Rasengan large enough to completely draw in its target. "Oodama Rasengan!!!" A flash of light filled the entire arena. When the light faded, a smoking crater was seen where Etna was still standing.
The Prinny Squad began to sweat, their eyes wide with fear. "D-doooood! That guy totally wasted Master Etna!!" One of the Prinnies squawked.
"We're free...! Free at last!!"
"But dood...we still gotta fight those guys! I don't wanna wind up a large smoking crater like Master Etna!"
"Think they'll be nice if we surrender and promise to serve them?"
"They didn't chuck that one Prinny at us yet, so I'm guess."
"What did you morons say?!" Etna's voice shouted from the crater. The smoke cleared and she was seen standing in the center of the crater.
The Prinnies immediately put their reassignment papers back into their fanny packs. "Master Etna!! You're alive!" 'This sucks...!'
Etna jumped out of the crater and landed in front of Naruto and his clone. The blonde jumped back as the bunshin disappeared in a poof of smoke. "N-no way...! Nothing's supposed to survive that attack...!"
"She endured the Oodama Rasengan head-on...!" Sasuke spoke in awe with wide eyes. "And she's still standing!"
Rozalin arched an eyebrow. 'This is the first time I've seen Naruto use such an attack before, but if she can withstand something so destructive, then...'
The red-haired Demon Lord put her hands on her hips and gave a cat-like smirk. "I gotta say, you're pretty tough for a human. You actually managed to bruise me a tiny bit." She pointed at the small scratch on her left arm and had a faint spiral-like mark on her stomach.
'The difference in our levels is too great...!' Thought Naruto as he stared into her eyes. 'In terms of power levels, I'm in the 500s...but she's probably in the 1000s! If we wanna beat her...we've gotta give it all we've got!!'
"Enough playing around. Why don't you show me your true power?"
"Huh?" The orange-clad blonde blinked in confusion as he stared at Etna. "What do you mean...?"
"Oh, so you're gonna act like a dumb blonde like your little girlfriend? I thought that when the Prince said you did something, it meant that you were special. But I guess he was lying to cover up the fact that he got his ass kicked by a human." She held up a hand and a dozen orbs of pure electric energy appeared around her. "Oh well! Better for me!" The electric orbs circled Naruto and began to shock him.
"Gyaaaaaah!!"
Etna raised her spear in the air and began to gather energy. Soon, a large ball of burning mana was hovering above her head. "Say goodbye! Chaos Impact!!" She swung the spear downwards and the mana ball went flying towards Naruto.
'Crap! I can't move!!' He thought as he stood there.
"Naruto!! Move!!" Sakura and Rozalin both shouted.
"Uh-oh... He can't move...!" Vicky mumbled as she bit her thumb.
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"It looks like you're in a bit of a jam..."
Naruto blinked as he observed his surroundings. He was standing in dark space again. Which meant... "Kyuubi."
In a flash of red light, he saw the humanoid demon standing before him. He had dark red hair and wore a sleeveless burgundy-colored shirt with black pants. Like a few demons, he had no wings, but instead had nine dark red tails coming out from behind him. But in Naruto's opinion, it was the red eyes with their slitted black pupils that made him realize who the demon was.
"You're Kyuubi? But...I thought that the Kyuubi no Kitsune was a large fox demon! You don't look like a monster."
Kyuubi folded his arms across his chest and smirked. "That was my second, more destructive animal form. I'm just as destructive like this, though not as big."
"What do you want, anyway?"
"The question is not what I want, but rather what I can do for you, my precious vessel."
The blonde arched an eyebrow and took a step forward. "Go on..."
"Right now, you're only seconds away from being turned to dust by that flat-chested little girl's attack. But with my power, you could easily take her out."
"...What's the catch?"
"Catch? What catch? We share a body, idiot! If you die, then I die! Do you honestly think I'd let your stupidity kill me?!"
". . ." Naruto looked down at the ground. Kyuubi glared at his vessel.
"Well?!"
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In the real word, Etna's Chaos Impact struck the spot Naruto stood on. Light filled the arena and as it faded, Naruto was shown standing, unfazed by the attack. A bright red aura was spinning around his being, his eyes now red with slitted pupils.
"It happened again...!" Morgan gasped. "We better hit the deck..."
"Kyuubi..." Rozalin mumbled. 'Why must he always mess with our affairs?'
Etna glared at Naruto as he folded his arms across his chest. "Hey!! What happened?! You were supposed to be destroyed by that attack!"
"Huh? Oh, I absorbed it." The blonde stated in a slightly darker voice. "You see...attacks like that with mana of that element always seem to pump me up. And it was so powerful, too." He looked the red-haired Beauty Queen up and down. "Hmmm... You're supposed to be a Demon Lord...? I guess the standards for that title have dropped if it's given to little girls."
"Little girl...?" Etna scoffed as she cracked her knuckles a terrifying amount of dark mana radiating from her being. "Who do you think you're talking to, ninja boy? I don't know how you got that power boost, but that's not gonna help you!" She drew her Elder Spear and jumped into the air. Hundreds of spears of energy appeared around her in the sky. "Spear Storm!!" With a motion of her spear, the spears of energy went flying towards Naruto. The blonde disappeared in a poof of smoke just before the attack could hit him. "Huh? Where'd he go now?!" The redhead growled as she landed on the ground. Several blood red spikes of energy jutted out of the ground and struck Etna. They suddenly wrapped around the Demon Lord as a beam of dark red energy shot out of the ground and engulfed her entire being. "Kyaaaaahhhhh!!!"
"Whoa...!" The vassals--except the Prinny and Sasuke--gaped in awe as the massive beam of energy shot up into the sky until it finally faded. Etna landed face down a few inches away from the hole the attack had come from as something jumped out from it.
"What's that...?" Artia said in awe.
"I'm almost afraid to say this...but I think it's...Naruto!" Said Daisuke.
The creature that had jumped out of the hole had a body that was entirely blood red in color, with eyes that glowed bright red and claws on its hands and feet. Several dark red tails moved around behind it as it crouched, its red eyes focused on Etna as she started to stand up.
"No way...!" The Archer gasped. "That thing can't be Naruto!"
"Well, he's not here anywhere, so unless that thing ate him or something, that's probably a transformation." The Warrior looked at Ina. "Ninjas can do that, right? They can transform to look like different things and people, right?"
"Yeah, but they can't suddenly have a dark energy like that coming from them--transformation or not," Said the kunoichi.
"Then that means what happened to him with Laharl is happening right now," Said Sakura. "Only it's worse! Now he looks like some...mini-fox monster!"
Rozalin stared at the transformed blonde in shock. A red light surrounded the fox Naruto and in a flash, he was back in human form, though the red chakra circling around his being remained. 'Naruto... Or Kyuubi?'
"Ready to give up now, little girl?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he folded his arms across his chest.
Etna started to growl as her ponytails got spiky and her eyes glowed yellow. "Bastard!!! This sucks! What sort of cheat code did you use to get that strong in less than a minute?!"
Sasuke sweatdropped. "Yet another person who thinks this is a video game..."
"I am a Demon Lord and Beauty Queen, dammit!! There's no way I'm gonna lose to a stupid human guy like you!!!"
The blonde narrowed his eyes until they were slitted and fox-like. "Is that so? Well, I was going to spare you and make you my vassal instead, but you crossed the line when you call me stupid." He held up his hand and it started to glow bright red. "Consider yourself dead!!" He pulled back his hand and a small ball of fire formed, spinning around wildly. The ball shot towards Etna and in from the moment it made contact, she was consumed in a mini-explosion. The red-haired Demon Lord fell to the ground, unconscious.
"D-dood! Is she dead now?!" A Prinny asked as they all stared at their medium-rare master.
"I don't think so, dood. She's just knocked out."
"Aw, dood! We're in it deep now! We have to fight this guy--or else we're gonna be deep-fried Prinnies!!" The Prinny Squad raised their flippers into the air. "Alright, dood! You give us no choice but to use our trump card! We're gonna transform into the legendary Pringer X!!"
"...Pringer X? Dood, we can't do that!"
"We can't! Well, I guess we'll have to use Plan B!" In a flash of light, the entire arena was turned into...a soccer field! The Prinnies stood in soccer formation as Rozalin and her vassals sweatdropped. In fact, the crowd and the announcers sweatdropped. "We challenge you to a game of soccer, doods!!"
"...They're kidding, right?" Sakura asked with half-lidded eyes.
"They have to be..." Said Rozalin and Sasuke.
"I didn't think Prinnies could play soccer with their little peg legs." Vicky said in awe.
"...This is ridiculous." Said Naruto. "I'm not going to disgrace myself by fighting these wimps." The red aura suddenly disappeared. Naruto fell to his knees as his eyes returned to their normal azure blue. He shook his head and blinked before he registered everything. "Huh? Hey, that's not fair! You could've lent me a bit more power to take care of the Prinnies!!" He shouted at Kyuubi.
"It's go-time, doods!!" The Prinnies exclaimed, now suddenly donning little soccer jerseys. One of the Prinnies had a soccer ball in its flippers while another was struggling to put on a sports cup.
"Dood, maybe I should've worn a mug or a bottle..."
"Um, I didn't think we had anything to protect in these bodies."
"Oh, right! I forgot about that, dood!"
"They don't really expect me to do this, do they?" Said Rozalin as she held her head up in the air proudly. "I am a Princess! Such barbaric sports are beyond me."
"Since when was soccer barbaric?" Daisuke asked with an arched eyebrow.
"Ooh, ooh! I'll play!!" Vicky exclaimed as she waved her hand foolishly in the air. She walked up to the black Prinny and held out her hand. "Do you have a soccer ball in there?"
The Prinny searched around in its fanny pack and pulled out several things: a bowling ball, a basketball, a baseball and...oddly enough a copy of Icha Icha Tactics that it hastily jammed back into its fanny pack. After a few seconds of blushing, it pulled out a soccer ball. The busty demon nurse grabbed the soccer and pulled off her nurse's outfit, revealing a soccer outfit much like the Prinnies'.
"Huh?!" The vassals gaped at the redhead as Rozalin stared in shock at her vassal.
"Vi...Vicky?!"
"What? I'm a soccer fan." She answered with a shrug before turning around and putting the soccer ball down. She gave it a hard kick that sent it flying into a Prinny. The force made the Prinny fly back into another Prinny, causing them both to explode and setting off a chain of explosions among the Prinnies...and with Naruto in the middle of it all. "Um...whoops! Guess I should have warned him before I did that..."
The orange-clad ninja coughed, slightly singed from the explosions. "Man...that hurt..." He then collapsed face down on the ground.
"Well, wasn't that an explosive ending to a fight?" Usagi announced. "We're gonna have to clean up the arena though, what with all the explosions and Prinny bodies and that semi-dead Demon Lord on the ground, so this is a good time to go get refreshments because our next fight's gonna be one you don't wanna miss!!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! Pain!"
Sakura smacked a semi-burned Naruto upside the head. "Will you be quiet?! We're almost at the Tournament Hospital so quit whining!"
"But, Sakura...! Don't you know medical ninjutsu? Why don't you heal me? I don't think I could take another step further like this...!" The blonde ninja whined.
"Well, Vicky would have healed you if you didn't act like such a baby about it."
"She was gonna use that big needle on me to do it! You know how I feel about needles!!"
The pink-haired medic rolled her eyes. Boy, did she know. The one time when the students in their Ninja Academy class were getting their assigned flu shots, Naruto ran outside and somehow managed to climb up onto the school roof. It took hours to get the crying boy down and safely put him under a genjutsu to make him not even notice being pricked.
"Suck it up and be a man for once," Sakura spoke in a flat tone as she glared at him with half-lidded eyes.
Waterfall tears started to stream down Naruto's cheeks. "You're so cold, Sakura... I'd think you were starting to become a demon if it wasn't for the fact that you're always like that..." In the blink of an eye, he was lying on the ground with a large bump on his head and X's in his eyes. Sakura held a balled-up fist as she glared down at him with burning eyes.
"Shaaa!! Moron!!!"
At that moment, someone who was walking by tripped and fell on top of Naruto. "Oof!"
"Ouch!!! Hey, watch where you're walking! ...And where you're falling, for that matter!" The blonde shouted as a vein throbbed on his forehead.
"Excuse me. I'm afraid I didn't see you down there. Are you okay, zam?" The person on top of Naruto was a demon girl who looked close to the Neo Sannin's age, but was most likely older than them. She had very long black hair tied in a large, low ponytail that reached her waist and ice blue eyes with a sort of snowy glow to them. She wore a sleeveless white gi with blue trim and ice-blue pants with slits in the sides, slightly revealing her bandaged hips, a pair of old-fashioned sandals on her feet. A pair of swords was on her back and a metal forehead protector similar to Naruto and Sakura's was tied around her head. In the two human shinobi's opinions, she looked like one of the old-time ninja they had read about in Ninja Academy.
"I'm okay. Not so sure about my back, though."
"Hm?" The demon girl got off of Naruto and stared down at him. "I know who you are! You're one of the followers of the Demon Lord Rozalin, aren't you, zam?"
"Follower's not exactly the right word...but yeah, I work for her." Said Naruto as he stood up and dusted himself off, still wincing at his slight burns.
"I am Yukimaru of the Snow Clan, zam. It is an honor to meet a talented ninja such as you, sir..."
"He's Naruto. And I'm Sakura. Another one of Rozalin's...um...followers," Said Sakura before Naruto could open his mouth to speak. "So, how exactly did you guess that we were ninja?"
"I've seen all your previous fights. You move like true ninja, zam." Yukimaru bowed to the two young Sannin. "I must be going now, zam. My match will be coming up soon. Farewell." She spun on her heel and walked away from them, disappearing into the crowd.
"Imagine that: there's a ninja clan of demons right here in the netherworld!"
"I wonder how she fights..." The orange-clad boy wondered aloud.
Sakura gave him a look out of the corner of her eye. "Now look who's acting like a demon..."
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"Let's give a hand for the Snow Clan, everybody!" Usagi announced just as the crowd began to cheer. "They did a spectacular job with all their ice-cold techniques. It...may take a while for the arena floor to thaw out and for the cold air to disappear, but our next fighters should be able to heat things up!"
"That Yukimaru girl sure can fight. Her and those ninja friends of her's." Said Naruto as he leaned against the wall of the passageway leading towards the arena.
"Don't get too impressed, Naruto. We may have to fight those Snow Clan ninja if someone else doesn't beat them before us," Said Rozalin. "I must admit that the competition is starting to get tougher. Not counting Demon Lord Etna and Overlord Laharl, there are more powerful demons and other beings than I thought there would be here."
"Well, everybody thinks that the new Overlord is the one who killed Overlord Zennon, the God of All Overlords. Therefore, everyone assumes that the new Overlord now has the title of God of All Overlords--one of the most sought after titles in the Multiverse," Ina explained. "All they want is the title, really. At least, that's what I think."
Morgan held her head up proudly as she folded her arms across her chest. "Of course they do! I mean, who doesn't want the fame and fear-given respect that comes along with the title of Overlord? If I wasn't working for the actual Overlord, I would enter this tournament myself!"
"I doubt you'd make it past the preliminaries, let alone win the entire tournament," Daisuke mumbled as he stared at the Mage.
"It could happen!"
"In a mixed up alternate universe, maybe! But not here where reality slightly reigns!"
"Silence! Don't be a fool!" Rozalin exclaimed as she placed a hand on her hip. "It doesn't matter what universe, I'd still be able to beat you all!"
"What about us?" Naruto asked as several red arrows pointed at him, Sasuke and Sakura. "We're practically on the same level as you, if not stronger!"
"Of course you're not! It's impossible for a vassal to be stronger than their master. That'd be messing up the order of things!"
"Screw the order! Orders are like rules and eggs: you gotta break 'em!!" The blonde exclaimed as he pumped a fist in the air.
"Yeah... Not sure if we agree with him on that, but I can most definitely say that the three of us are probably on Demon Lord level at least!" Said Sakura as Sasuke gave a curt nod to show his agreement.
Rozalin turned her back on the Neo Sannin and folded her arms across her chest, head held up proudly. "Demon Lord, yes. Overlord, no. As the Overlord, I am the most powerful being in this netherworld. There's certainly no way one of my vassals could be stronger than me. It's a rule."
"But rules were meant to be-- Mmmph!!" Naruto's mouth was covered by Sasuke's hand immediately.
"Don't be a broken record."
"MMMPH!!!" Translation: "Screw you, bastard!!!"
"So, do you know who we're fighting next?" The raven-haired shinobi asked with an arched eyebrow as Naruto continued to glare at him.
The blonde Overlord blinked in confusion. "Why are you asking me that for?"
"This is your tournament, after all. You should know who it is."
"But I don't! I'm supposed to keep my identity a secret, remember?"
"So you basically don't know anything. Nothing at all. Despite the fact that this entire thing was your idea." Sasuke spoke flatly with half-lidded eyes.
"Yes... What of it? You don't want to be surprised when we get our next match?" Rozalin asked the Uchiha as she tilted her head slightly to the side.
Sakura rolled her eyes before looking at the Overlord. "It'd be nice if we actually knew who we were fighting against. You know...so we could make a battle plan?"
"What battle plan? All we do is charge out there, cause a lot of explosions, kill some guys, maybe chuck the Prinny, and win the match!" Said Daisuke. In a matter of seconds, the black Prinny had jumped up to the Warrior and smacked him in the face with a fish. "Oof!!"
"I don't think it liked what you said about chucking it, Daisuke..." Artia mumbled as a large drop of sweat ran down the side of her head. The sweat drop got bigger as the Prinny started to smack him repetitively with the fish.
"Alright! After our crack squad of arsonists--I mean fire magic specialists thawed out the arena, it's now time for our next bout! Here's someone who needs hardly any introduction, Demon Lord--or is it Overlord--Rozalin!!" Usagi exclaimed, and the crowd exploded in cheers as the blonde Overlord and her vassals stepped out into the arena. "And a well-known Demon Lord that resides in this very netherworld. A true Beauty Queen--unlike Demon Lord Etna. Give a hand for Demon Lord Contessa!"
Contessa walked out into the arena, gray-haired and red-furred Nekomata, blue-haired Succubi and blue-skinned Alraunes with bright yellow flowers following her. The Demon Lord smirked as she placed a hand on her hip. "Well, well, well... If it isn't my rival, Rozalin! Why would the Overlord be fighting in her own tournament unless she's not really the Overlord?"
The blonde Overlord blinked in confusion as she stared at Contessa. "...Excuse me? Who are you?"
"Hahahaha!! Very smart plan--acting like you're not the Overlord to kill off the competition one by one. Very sneaky!" The Demon Lord spoke as she giggled behind her hand. "But I bet you hadn't count on me appearing."
"The voice and haughty laughter sound familiar..." Rozalin mumbled as she tapped her cheek in thought.
"And now that I'm here, I'll be taking that title from you!" Contessa exclaimed as she got into a fighting stance and her vassals did the same.
"...I'm sorry, but I don't seem to remember you. What did you say your name was?"
"You... You don't remember my name?!?" The red-haired Demon Lord shouted as a vein throbbed on her forehead. She started to shake a fist at Rozalin. "You little brat!! How dare you not remember who I am?!"
"Huh? Who is this woman?" Artia asked with an arched eyebrow.
"Ooh, I think I know who she is!" Exclaimed Vicky as she held up a finger. "She's the Demon Lord Contessa, the self-proclaimed future Queen of the Netherworld and Sexy Demon Lord!"
"Oookay. How did you know that when you've been up in the castle all the time?" Ina asked with an arched eyebrow.
Naruto turned to look at the blonde demoness. "You seriously don't remember Contessa? She was the first tough demon I ever fought against when I came to this netherworld and became your vassal! I kinda wondered what happened to her after we beat her up."
"See?! Your little human pet can remember my name! And he's a dumb blonde!" Contessa shouted as she pointed a finger at Naruto.
Rozalin blinked in realization. "Oh. Her. I guess I cannot remember her, considering that when compared to my more current opponents...she is insignificant! It's laughable, really."
"You little...! You only beat me because of your stupid pet!"
"Ha! I'll have you know I am much stronger than when we last met. I am now capable of being called the Overlord!!"
"Don't make me laugh! You couldn't even beat that little flat-chested Demon Lord, your pet did that!"
"STOP CALLING ME A PET, DAMN IT!!!" Naruto shouted as a vein throbbed on his forehead. "I'm a human being!!"
'Does she think of us as pets, too...?' Thought Sakura as her eye twitched slightly.
Rozalin drew her gun and pointed it at Contessa, giving a small, but confident smile all the while. "You don't believe me? Allow me to show you then!" Energy started to gather in her handgun and several small orbs of light suddenly appeared around the arena. "Shooting Stars!!" The blonde demoness began to shoot bullets of energy towards every orb, the shots going from one orb to another. Her vassals had to duck to avoid being hit as one of the Nekomata and the two Alraunes were shot in their vitals...upon pure accident, but that was all good for Rozalin.
"...You missed!! You need glasses, Rozalin, dear!" Contessa exclaimed with a sly look in her face. "My turn! Omega Dark!!" She held up her arms and a large shadow of darkness appeared hovering above her. The figure opened its mouth and shot out a large beam of darkness at the Overlord and her vassals. As it disappeared from sight, Contessa smirked. "That is power, dear."
"Forget you and your power! Ina, now!"
"Okay!" The red-haired kunoichi started to form several hand signs. "Shinikaze!!" A green smoke floated over Contessa and her vassals, causing them to feel sick to their stomachs.
Artia took aim at the remaining Nekomata and started to glow. In a flash of light, she separated into three Archers, one red, one blue, and one yellow. They hopped over until they formed a triangular pattern around the Felynn and it floated up into the air before it became trapped in a triangle of energy. "Delta Split!!" The Archers released their tri-colored arrows and shot the Nekomata, the extreme explosion overtaking the monster.
"Take this!!" Vicky explained as she pulled out a bunch of syringes and held them between her fingers. "Here I go!" She took aim and threw them at the two Succubae and Contessa as Artia returned and jumped out of the way. Once the syringes hit their marks, the Demon Lord and her servants slumped over, fast asleep.
Morgan and Daisuke stared at the busty demoness in confusion. "What do you put in that stuff?"
"Mmm! That's for me to know and you to find out!" The redhead chirped, winking cutely with a little heart floating over her head. The Warrior and Mage sweatdropped as they stared at the particularly large needle she was holding.
'If we have to find out by taking a shot of that, we don't wanna...'
"Alright! Back to business!" Morgan exclaimed as she raised her staff in the air. "Terra Fire!!" A large, long, slightly transparent dragon appeared in a flash of light and curled around the Mage and her party. It opened its massive maw and spewed out a large amount of fire at the sexy demonesses--a flame that could be seen from high in the sky. In a flash of light, the dragon had vanished and the Contessa and her servants were toasted to a crisp.
"Who likes their Demon Lords well-done?" Daisuke asked with an arched eyebrow.
"I was going for medium rare, actually..." Morgan mumbled as she twiddled her fingers.
The Succubae growled as their wings started to stretch. They sped off towards Naruto and Sasuke and started to...well...rubbing off against them.
"Ooooh, what a strong, handsome young men...!" Cooed the Succubae next to Sasuke as it wrapped one of its wings around the slightly blushing Uchiha.
"I always had a thing for blondes...!" The Succubus whispered into Naruto's ear, giving the blonde a slight nosebleed as her hand rubbed against his thigh.
A dark aura surrounded Rozalin and Sakura as their eyes glowed fire engine red. "Fool!!" "SHANNAROOOO!!!"
'Uh-oh...' Naruto gulped just before Rozalin's small handgun started to gather a tremendous amount of energy. "W-wait!! Don't fire while I'm stuck like this!!"
"Proximal Shot!!" The blonde Overlord fired a large beam of light towards Naruto and the Succubus, overtaking them in a flash of light. When the light faded, both the blonde ninja and the sexy Succubus were down on the ground, unconscious.
Meanwhile, Sasuke and the other sexy demoness sweatdropped. The Uchiha slowly turned his head to look at Sakura. The pink-haired medic cracked her knuckles as her eyes glowed red and an evil air radiated from her being. 'This...isn't good.'
"RRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
The following was so violent that we simply couldn't tell you what happened. Well, actually, we can simply tell you: Sakura kicked Succubus ass and Sasuke got the brunt of the pummeling.
"Why did you beat me up, too?" Sasuke muttered as he glared at Sakura. He had a bruise on his face that was slightly blue and green and a several bumps on his head.
The medic rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment and smiled sheepishly. "Sorry. I just...lost it when I saw that whore all over you." 'The only one who's gonna seduce Sasuke is meCHA
"And you say you're over me..."
Vicky walked over to the unconscious Naruto and stabbed him with her giant needle. "OWWW!!" The blonde immediately sat up and rubbed his arm. "What the hell was that for?!" He shouted at the nurse. "I don't know where that thing's been!"
"I had to bring you back to live some way! Lady Rozalin killed you."
"Oh... Damn you, Rozalin!!!" The ninja shouted as he shook a fist at the Overlord. "That's vassal abuse!!"
"Vassal abuse? There's no such thing," Said Rozalin with an arched eyebrow.
"Well there should be!! I better get insurance, too! I'm a hard-working man!"
"You don't have insurance, you fool! You're a slave, not a worker!"
"Well, what do I get for being a slave?!"
"Um...guys? We still have one person left to kill." Vicky pointed to Contessa.
"Kill?! You can't kill me off! I'm your rival!" The red-haired demoness exclaimed as she jabbed a thumb to her chest.
"Rival in what exactly?" Rozalin asked as she folded her arms against her chest.
"Yeah, after we kicked your ass the first time, we haven't seen you until today!" Naruto shouted.
"Basically, you're as disposable as any other person who tries to become Overlord."
"Disposable?! What nerve!"
"Face it, Contessa! You're just not so tough anymore!" Naruto smirked as he drew his sword. He dashed towards the Demon Lord, gathering energy into his blade. "Top Spin!!!" He knocked the sexy demoness up into the air and started to spin quickly as a top, bouncing her up and down as his blade cut into her. With one final hit, he knocked Contessa high up into the air. "Freebie!!" He called out to his comrades.
"This one's mine." Sasuke held out his sword as a beam of electric chakra stretched out towards the falling Contessa and stabbed through her stomach. The electric sword disappeared and the Uchiha sheathed his sword again as Contessa fell to the ground.
"No good, Sasuke. She's still alive."
"Is she moving?"
"...No."
"That's good enough for me," The Uchiha mumbled as he folded his arms across his chest.
"Let's end this with a blast!" Daisuke grabbed the black Prinny and held it up in the air. "Fire in the hole!!"
"What're you doing, moron?! I mean...don't do it, dood!!" The Prinny squawked as it flailed about in the air. It stopped flailing and pulled out a large dagger, with which it stabbed the Warrior in the head.
"My, what a busy day for me!" Vicky gasped as she dashed over to the fallen brunette.
"That is one weird Prinny. They usually don't fight back when you try to use them as bombs..." Morgan mumbled as a sweatdrop ran down the back of her head.
The Prinny started to dig around in its fanny pack. It pulled out a sequin thong, a copy of Icha-Icha Paradise, a swimsuit magazine, a Kakashi plushie, a paper fan, some knives and bombs and stuff. "Where is it...dood? Gotta be in here some where... Aha!" It pulled out a long, steel baseball bat and swung it around a bit. "There we go! Catch, Naruto! Dood!" He tossed the bat over to Naruto, who jumped up to grab it.
"Uh, what do I do with this?"
"Go for the home run, dood!"
"Home run? Oh, like that game we saw on TV from another universe!" The orange-clad shinobi walked over to Contessa and raised the steel bat over his head. "This one's gonna go out of the park!" He slammed the bat onto Contessa continuously for several times over and over again until she was struck unconscious.
"Well, the ending to that fight was as sporty as the Prinnies playing soccer," Said Rozalin with an arched eyebrow.
"We're...gonna have to clean up the blood on the floor." Usagi announced as a group of Prinnies marched into the arena and dragged her unconscious body away.
Naruto scoffed as he balanced the bat in the palm of his head. "Tch! That wasn't very hard!" He tossed the bat over his shoulder...and accidentally hit Sasuke in the face. The blonde turned around to see his teammate glaring at him. "Ah...whoops."
"Naruto...!" The raven growled as electricity crackled around his being.
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"Our next fight is sure to get you all excited! In one corner we have Rozalin, an Overlord from another universe seeking revenge on the one who killed Zennon and in another corner we have Adell, who...well, who's only looking to have a good fight!" Announced Usagi. Plenair had already finished eating one Usagi-look-alike and had already started with another.
"Only looking to have a good fight? That must be a joke!" Rozalin exclaimed. "This is a tournament to determine the one who will fight the Overlord, not some game!"
"You should be happy. This means he's not gonna be upset when he loses," Said Artia.
"Yeah, relax. All this Adell guy wants is a good fight. So let's give it to him!" Naruto started to grin. "Besides, maybe it'll be fun!"
"Riiiight, just before he tries to pummel us to a pulp and fails," Daisuke mumbled as he searched through a large bag of weapons. He tossed aside an axe that hit the wall just a few inches away from where Ina's head was.
"Watch it!!"
"Sorry 'bout that."
"The point is that I wanna try to have some fun in the next round! It sucks having to go through all these people just because you don't want any competition. What good is being Overlord if you don't have someone to challenge you every century or so?" Naruto whined as he leaned against a wall.
Rozalin tapped her cheek in thought. "I suppose that's right. ...But not right now. I at least want everyone to know who I am once this tournament is over before I start to get challenges."
"Planning to be just like your father? What with his record of 1000 Overlords killed? I heard he killed 99 in one day."
"...No. Of course not. There is no way that I could ever beat my father's record..." The blonde mumbled as she started to walk towards the arena, her vassals following behind her. Naruto managed to run up to her side and started to walk beside her.
"So...what was he like? Your dad, I mean. What was he like when he wasn't killing off demons and ruling the netherworld and junk?" He was immediately smacked in the back of the head by Sakura. "Ouch! Sakura, what'd you--?!"
The pink-haired kunoichi pulled him back and whispered into his ear, "Are you dense?! He died months ago and you wanna remind her of him? Have some respect, dammit!"
Rozalin stopped walking and smiled proudly before folding her arms across her chest. "My father loved me. He showered me with gifts and presents everyday since the day I was born. He gave me my own home and servants to wait on me hand and foot."
Naruto and Sakura blinked. The medic had the orange-clad blonde in a headlock, but she didn't let him go. "Is that so?"
'My dad never showered me with gifts since the day I was born...' "So that must mean he loved you a lot, huh? So who's your mother?"
"...My what?"
"You mother. You know: the woman you popped out of." The comment earned Naruto a hit in the head from his pink-haired teammate.
". . ." The Overlord fell silent as she turned her back on her vassals.
"Yeah, come to think of it, I've never even heard that Zenon was married," Said Daisuke. "Maybe Rozie's mother was some sort of demon whore that Zenon just fu--" He was suddenly shot in the head and fell to the ground.
"Fool!! How dare you claim that my mother was a prostitute?!" Rozalin shouted, the smoking handgun still in her hand.
"Then who was she?" Sasuke asked with an arched eyebrow as Vicky joked her needle into Daisuke's arm. "Just tell us her name. It's as simple as that."
". . ."
"Would Overlord Rozalin please report to the arena? Your match is about to start, and you are in danger of being disqualified." The announcer spoke over the speaker.
'Saved! But just barely.' "Come on, what are you all waiting for?! We're going to be disqualified so let's go!" She ran down the hall towards the arena.
"Geez, what's her problem?" Said Daisuke, now revived. Everybody started to glare at the brunette warrior. "What?"
"Oh, I dunno! Maybe it's because you called her mother a whore!!!" Ina shouted as the vassals glared at him.
"You idiot! You hurt Rozalin's feelings!" Naruto shouted. "You better hope she doesn't try something worse than a shot through the head!"
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"About time you guys got here! I've been waiting for a long time for this!" Said their opponent as they stepped into the arena.
Naruto stared at him in shock. "It's... It's you?! You're the guy who's only in this tournament for a good fight?"
The red-haired, blue-eyed young man he had seen before in waiting room folded his arms across his chest and observed the group. "Hmmm... So, you're Overlord Rozalin...?" He asked as he looked at Rozalin.
The blonde demoness put a hand on her hip and held up her head conceitedly. "Yes. Are you amazed by my lovely royal visage?"
"Actually, I'm surprised. I didn't think that the new Overlord for this netherworld was a girl... I guess I'll have to hold back a little." Adell mumbled as he shoved his hands into his pockets.
"...That is an insult! If you hold back, I shall surely kill you!" Rozalin shouted, slightly red in the face. Her eyes then widened in sudden realization. "You...know who I am?"
"Of course! Mom kept complaining how you were gonna lay her off. But enough talk." The red-haired teen cracked his knuckles. "Let's start!"
"Wait a minute!" Naruto exclaimed. "Just answer one question for me: are you human?" 'I don't see any wings or tails or fangs or anything demonic on this guy!'
"...Why the heck does everyone keep asking that? I'm human, not a demon!"
'He's only human, but so far he's gotten through the entire tournament by himself?' The blonde ninja thought before he got into a fighting stance. "Heh-heh-heh! I thought there was something about you! This is gonna be pretty fun!"
Adell got into a fighting stance as well, a smile on his face. "I've seen you fight...so I can tell it's gonna be a great fight! Let's go!"
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::Next Episode!::
Sakura: It looks like Naruto is having fun with this fight.
Naruto: (Off-screen) Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!
Sasuke: I don't blame him. It's rare to find another human who can take on demons.
Sakura: I'm anxious to see what this Adell guy can do!
Adell: (Off-screen as well) Big Bang!!
Naruto: Waaaah!!
Rozalin: Naruto!! What are you doing, you colorblind fool?! The team is supposed to fight together!
Naruto: Nuh-uh! I wanna fight this guy personally! It's been so long since I had a tough one-on-one fight!
Adell: I'd prefer it this way, too. Fair fights are just my style!
Naruto: Take THIS!!!
Rozalin: ...What battle maniacs...!
Naruto: Next time on SiNful Rose, Episode 6: Rozalin's Tournament Pt. 3: Blazing Ice!! I'm gonna win this, for sure!
Adell: No, I am!
Rozalin: I repeat: what battle maniacs...!